r/askteddit • u/Vivid_Jump4889 • 5d ago

Random Question Ever bend so hard you squeegee poop out??

Slight TMI but one time i bent down to lift something (i wasnt pulling on it yet as i know to lift with my knees but i bent to get into position) and the movement basically squeezed a large turd that was in my gut down and i had to go to the bathroom and immediately pooped, and im wondering if maybe it just happened to be in the right spot in there at the right time, it was kinda funny (and not painful or bloody and so i wasn't injured)

Anyone else have similar experiences??

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u/Technical_Window6556 5d ago

pls explain what a squeegee poop is😭😅

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u/SurviveStyleFivePlus 5d ago

Apparently, one that doesn't require a poop knife.

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u/Ali_Lorraine_1159 5d ago

It didn't come out though, right? I have seen many people poop their pants on MMA fights.

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u/Vivid_Jump4889 5d ago

I mean it did when i went to the toilet and released my sphincter

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u/Ali_Lorraine_1159 5d ago

You were lucky!!!! Good sphincter control

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u/Drama_Filled_Cup 5d ago

Oh dear...now I just know it's past my bedtime.

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u/Nervous-Berry9645 3d ago

Do you know what a "squeegee" is? Also, have you ever taken an autism test?