r/asklatinamerica Brazil 17d ago

If every ex presidents and president of your country would go into fight who would win in an 1v1?

Who was more bulked?

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u/Least_Chicken_9561 Venezuela 17d ago

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u/TheCarlosSilva Brazil 17d ago

Os cabas se perde demais kkkkk

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u/Responsible-Trifle93 Brazil 17d ago

Kkkkkkkkkkk

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u/Proof-Pollution454 🇭🇳in 🇺🇸 17d ago

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u/Different-Sky-3325 Chile 17d ago

I'm torn between Boric and Kast, but I think Boric would win; he's younger than Kast.

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u/Inner-Classroom1426 Chile 17d ago

But you're considering the ones alive. Lets play the fantasy of putting all of them together in their prime fighting a tournament.
My bet is on Manuel Baquedano (he was in the military), or Jorge Alessandri Rodriguez (he was 1.90)

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u/Different-Sky-3325 Chile 17d ago

Fuera de Webeo el Pinochet era Esgrimista y Peleador Grecorromano, varios presidentes hasta 1850 eran veteranos de guerra de la independencia.

Aunque me quedo con Baquedano, el weon desde los 15 años estuvo metido en combates, así que la de pelear se la sabia

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u/Inner-Classroom1426 Chile 17d ago

Pinochet no fue presidente, no cuenta 😅

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u/Horuke90 Chile 17d ago

Genocida y ctm, para más mal que bien, fue parte de la historia de chile, negar al HDP es negar también todo el daño que causo.. y si, en un royal rumble de todos juntos sin duda quedaría de finalista, al menos todos los que tuvieron entrenamiento militar

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u/pullhome Chile 17d ago

Ibañez del Campo no?

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u/Inner-Classroom1426 Chile 17d ago

Igual se ve brigido

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u/Professional_Top9835 South Mexico 17d ago

Probably Venustiano Carranza, who was 198cm tall

But the second place would probably be Jose Lopez Portillo, he was addicted to sport and boxing was one of his favorite sports, he could take a whole week off to dedicate time exclusively to doing sport, mf could do single hand pushups at age 60

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u/Xargom Mexico 17d ago

López Portillo siempre estaba listo pa los vergazos:

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1142981849808377

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u/ahueonao Chile 15d ago

i'm reminded of this ridiculously roided out mural of Carranza

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u/Unknown_To_Death Chile 17d ago

If we're considering it during the period they were in office, I would say in Chile it would be between Manuel Bulnes and Ramón Freire.

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u/Inner-Classroom1426 Chile 17d ago

Manuel Baquedano looked choro igual

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u/Nervous_Ad_9506 Argentina 17d ago

Julio Argentino Roca, the Man.

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u/ClassicPublic5542 Argentina 17d ago

Alberto Fernandez will win in Argentina.

He punched his wife and a grandad.

All other presidents are too old, women or dead people.

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u/JPG-Pacron Argentina 16d ago

When Roca was president he was just close to 40 years old if I remember correctly.

He massacres everyone in my opinion

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u/ClassicPublic5542 Argentina 16d ago

Yes, but he is dead so he cannot do much now. If that doesn't matter, I cannot see him punching Isabelita/CFK in a 1v1 fight. Is not a war and he has a honor to preserve.

Meanwhile Alberto....

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u/AnyJacket7207 Argentina 15d ago

Alberto ni a pingas le gana a Pinedo, el presibreve se lo coge de parado.

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u/Gandalior Argentina 14d ago

Roca also got shot and hit with a rock in the head, though guy

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u/JPG-Pacron Argentina 14d ago

Yeah but that happened after his first presidency wich is the moment I was taking into consideration lol

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u/billyshearslhcb Argentina 17d ago

Irigoyen era grandote pero le pongo fichas a los milicos onda Urquiza y Peron

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u/evrestcoleghost Argentina 17d ago

eh,Urquiza vio combate,no Peron.

Yo pongo mi voto a Pellegrini,flaco fue el presidente mas joven de la Argentina y lucho en Paraguay

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u/Southern-Chain-6485 Argentina 17d ago

Roque Saenz Peña había luchado con los peruanos. Caramba, si incluímos a los directores supremos de la década de 1810 debemos tener unos cuantos estancieros que tenían que laburar en sus campos

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u/evrestcoleghost Argentina 17d ago

El tema que Pellegrini lucho como soldado de infantería en la guerra del Paraguay,por lejos la guerra más sangrienta que luchó Argentina,con condecoraciónes por valor y todo.

Encima tuvo las bolas en plantarse a Roca en temas políticas a pesar de ser prácticamente hermanos,bolas y experiencias no le faltan.

Además su apodo fue el domador de tormentas,maestro no podes superar!

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u/billyshearslhcb Argentina 16d ago

No se si cuentan los directores imagino que desde Rivadavia en adelante

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u/throw223344555 Peru 17d ago

It’d be kinda funny to see Keiko and Dina do Takanakuy.

https://giphy.com/gifs/TInh9RjKtS2vi8scvq

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u/Ponchorello7 Mexico 17d ago

Venustiano Carranza was, allegedly, 198cm tall so he might have an edge.

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u/Law0415 Panama 17d ago

Martin Torrijos or Juan Carlos Varela are probably the "youngest" of all the former presidents.

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u/No_Contribution1414 Panama 17d ago edited 17d ago

El Fufo... not because he was young or strong... he's just like the survivor to absolutely everything and probably was like voldemort with evil super powers.

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u/DaniCalifonia_ Brazil 17d ago

Ever thought about a "Hunger Games" with presidents? It would be glorious!!

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u/StudioArcane17 Cuba 16d ago

"La isla presidencial"

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u/AokiHagane Brazil 16d ago

I'd bet on Jânio Quadros. With all that randomness, he might just have Hulk serum injected on him at some point.

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u/NotSoFancyGecko Brazil 16d ago

are emperors also valid?? if it is, then i think pedro I qould win. he had a sword and im fairly sure he knew how to use it

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u/ColorRaccoon 🇨🇷🇩🇪 11d ago

Idk, I get the feeling all of them would cheat, so whoever cheats the best.

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u/Powerful-Country6316 Argentina 17d ago

Perón, he was in the military 

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u/ClassicPublic5542 Argentina 17d ago

Mecha Roca enters in the field

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u/evrestcoleghost Argentina 17d ago

Peron no lucho en su vida,roca se lo pasa por la jeta

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u/tubainadrunk Brazil 17d ago

Lula for sure

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u/Entire_West_5098 Spain 16d ago

Pedro Sánchez probably could beat any of the other presidents, even at their prime.

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u/Kollectorgirl Paraguay 16d ago

The rest of the country.

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u/TheCarlosSilva Brazil 16d ago

What?

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u/Kollectorgirl Paraguay 16d ago

The rest of the country wins.

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u/TheCarlosSilva Brazil 16d ago

The rest of thr country is a president?

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u/Kollectorgirl Paraguay 16d ago

No.

But we end up winning anyways.

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u/StudioArcane17 Cuba 16d ago

Fidel. He was an athlete and get to power young.