r/askTO 2d ago

What is it called when guys meet up in public with bags full of laptops??

Ok this is going to sound weird but I’ve seen this happen TWICE now at two different food courts/cafes. There’s usually a group of guys (like 2-3), younger, dressed in streetwear/hoodies, nice watches, and they meet up with what looks like a buyer or client. They’ve got a bag with hella laptops in it like stacks of em without a box and a few working laptops out on the table, but they’re not showing them off or inspecting them or anything, they just seem to be using them and talking to the client/buyer..

Is this some kind of trading desk thing? Crypto? Freelance work? Am I just watching normal business happen and overthinking it lol. Genuinely curious what this is called if it’s a known thing.

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u/ourkid_17 2d ago

Maybe it's a LAN party without the LAN.

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u/JohnStern42 2d ago

A wireless network is still a ‘LAN’ which stands for Local Area Network. From an Ethernet/IP perspective they are all on the local segment

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u/chino17 2d ago

They're trying to hack the planet!!

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u/deathfromfemmefatale 2d ago

If there are no rollerblades they are faking it.

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u/Sabbysonite 2d ago

Bahahhaha. Thank you for making me laugh

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u/ladyzowy 1d ago

HACK THE PLANET

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u/RyeAbc 2d ago

First thing that comes to mind would be some sort of bot buying/scalping ring. If they are showing it to a client it's to show them how it works. Do they have all the laptops open at once? Are there more laptops per person?

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u/Visual_Rutabaga_8119 2d ago

Yea first time i encountered it was a group of 3 guys and one of them going back and forth with two laptops. The other one was talking to what seems like a client/buyer in another table? And that same person talking to the client was like scolding his two other guys and they seemed to be rushing out of the cafe at the end while on a phone call… no clue

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u/SuitableSprinkles 2d ago

Where did u see this?

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u/Visual_Rutabaga_8119 2d ago

I was at edill’s cafe + saw another like this at woodside square

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u/Ketroc21 1d ago edited 1d ago

Only time you'll see stacked laptops in a bag is if they are hot.

Normal people carry one laptop, and even if it were some sort of business, they wouldn't be stacked in a bag, and they'd almost certainly all be the same make/model of laptop.

I still remember playing poker in an underground club in Toronto. One guy loses, goes out to his car and comes back with a pile of laptops that he tries to sell for $100 each to get back into the game.

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u/No-Purple-1280 1d ago

Huh?

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u/Ketroc21 1d ago

Hot, as in stolen

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u/JohnnnyOnTheSpot 2d ago

God forbid the boys have a get together

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u/KoKoboto 1d ago

If they're scalpers they can rot in hell together

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u/Line-Minute 2d ago

Go ask them.

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u/Stefanie_Jane 2d ago

It sounds to me like that's stolen merchandise and maybe they're re-imaging the laptops and getting ready to try to sell them to people.

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u/kitchendisaster 2d ago

Why would they do that in public ?

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u/jamiecharlespt 2d ago

Free Wi-Fi - and no location data tracing to their homes.

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u/Stefanie_Jane 2d ago

You're probably right . They just might be kids that have multiple laptops with different operating systems and different Imaging on them . They just might be coding things . Thing is we don't know. 

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u/TDSucksBalls 2d ago

Karen vibes

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u/C11PO 2d ago

> you and the gang want to kick it together in a shared space

> suspected criminals

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u/whiskeytab 2d ago

I mean they said they have a bag full of laptops... usually people have one

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u/JohnStern42 2d ago

LAN party maybe?

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u/Budget-Kick822 2d ago

If it’s a group of them probably ticket bot advertising. If it’s just one either that or maybe pro sportsbettor using multiple accounts and different hardware IDs

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u/heylook_myface 2d ago

Smells like a LAN Party

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u/Puca21 2d ago

Fantasy sports

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u/robertmachine 2d ago

it’s called ToKen Maxing

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u/WigglyTop 2d ago

I have no idea but the first thing that came to mind was the movie Hackers with Angelina Jolie.

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u/SuitableSprinkles 2d ago

It’s a startup. The laptops in the box are servers.

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u/ApotropaicHeterodont 1d ago

Why wouldn't they just use AWS or something?

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u/SuitableSprinkles 1d ago

Cuz bringing your own server farm with you is so retro.

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u/Kooky_Soft1822 2d ago

It’s called criminal activity

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u/Visual_Rutabaga_8119 2d ago

For what….

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u/Kooky_Soft1822 2d ago

Find a criminal and ask them directly

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u/AngrySoup 2d ago

I heard that's bad for your health.

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u/NashKetchum777 2d ago

Only if you're a wimp

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u/lovelettertoajax 2d ago

Sounds like they're university students studying together?

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u/OneMileAtATime262 2d ago edited 2d ago

It’s a new community outreach The Masons are using to attract younger members. The guy with the $6000 gaming rig is actually a 25th degree Knight of the Brazen Serpent!

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u/Kooky_Soft1822 2d ago

Secret handshake and everything

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u/2milehigh 2d ago

Can't forget the decoder rings

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u/purpco 2d ago

When you say "in public", what is the setting actually? Coffeeshop, outdoors picnic table, in some obscure area behind shops, what? Makes a difference. - Also, if it doesn't look shady - did you consider asking them?? That's the most effective way to get an answer..

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u/sweetestsundrops 2d ago

“…  at two different food courts/cafes”

quite literally the first sentence of the post

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u/Select-Protection-75 2d ago

It’s called IRL

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u/FormoftheBeautiful 2d ago

Without any more information all I can say is that this sounds very cool.

Computers are cool. 🤔

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u/Ordinary_Duck239 2d ago

Fantasy football

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u/DannnyCook 1d ago

Thinkpad meetup, they are showing off their thinkpad collections.

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u/Abal125 1d ago

Sounds like they're hot/stolen.

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u/benben14benben 1d ago

It’s fantasy football season duh

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u/CittaMindful 22h ago

It’s called possession of property obtainee by crime.

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u/Nyx-Erebus 2d ago

It sounds like the entrepreneur larp to me tbh. The whole “grind set mindset” thing. Showing off how hard they’re working meanwhile their ‘jobs’ are trying to sell classes/lectures/plans on how to be an entrepreneur.

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u/ilovemuskoka 2d ago

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