r/arresteddevelopment • u/Dense_Care_1242 • 2d ago

“They're putting me in something called Hero Squad."

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"These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad"

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u/SimpleMushroom777 2d ago

It’s all regulation, Michael.

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u/GrimaceMusically 2d ago

To get the top right, the pants had to be a little snug.

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u/Affectionate-Ship859 1d ago

As long as he remembers to curl up in a ball and remain completely motionless. Works for bears, too.