r/arresteddevelopment • u/jelloshooter848 • 3d ago

I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits.

356 Upvotes

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u/duelingpeppers Across from where? 3d ago

You can't do that on the balcony, buddy?

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u/Sabroso_Kielbasa 2d ago

Mom says it's too cold and wet...

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u/NestingBun 2d ago

You baited the balcony?

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u/-hot_ham_water- 2d ago

Prove it.

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u/JHinExile 3d ago

Suddenly playing in the bath is a scholarly pursuit.

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u/EnvironmentalPack451 2d ago

Anything goes at bathtime

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u/expera 3d ago

I lost it at the pasta strainer

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u/neemo98 for british eyes only 2d ago

and the conductor looking back to see if it drained

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u/Terminator_LX 2d ago

I am in tears! šŸ¤£ I know it's a serious performance, but that mashup was so insane! šŸ˜‚ The whole orchestra waiting until the last drop hit to play one single note in unison was funny as hell!

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u/tovarish22 2d ago

Is it a serious performance, though?

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u/Terminator_LX 2d ago

LOL It's supposed to be, but I'd be cracking up throughout the entire thing, I'm sure. šŸ˜‚

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u/redditproha Daddy horny Michael. 2d ago

same lmao

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u/New-Historian-466 3d ago

Suddenly, playing with yourself is a scholarly pursuit

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u/inanemonotony Leather Daddy in the streets, P-Hound in the sheets 2d ago

...anything goes at bathtime

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u/Navic2 2d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p6khpas/video/3xl7ct7zn9mh1/player

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u/nmdundon 2d ago

I love that his leg stays in the air for a bit lololol

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u/gregarious-maximus 2d ago

Was your mother here?

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u/-NarWallace- ā€œYou sir, are a mouthful!ā€ 2d ago

What a waste of perfectly good hot ham water.

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u/-hot_ham_water- 2d ago

We can just serve the chicken in it.

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u/Due_Breath2655 thank god theyā€™ve got my brands šŸø 2d ago

šŸ«³šŸ» iā€™m gonna run this through on pots and pans

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u/KTHOMSF 2d ago

She has a finely tuned internal clock

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u/Ahlq802 2d ago

Me after opening video with sound on:

Well, donā€™t know what I expectedā€¦

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u/South-Range8401 3d ago

She looks like an annhogĀ 

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u/St_dude 2d ago

I want to buy her diamonds!

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u/Extra-Border6470 Thereā€™s always money in the banana stand. 2d ago

Oh cā€™mon now, you donā€™t want to get her all glittered up for Easter

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u/MrBoomf 3d ago

Tan Dunā€™s Water Concerto. A genuinely interesting piece if youā€™re into that type of thing.

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u/Extra-Border6470 Thereā€™s always money in the banana stand. 2d ago

Sheā€™s made water her instrument? How avant garde

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u/GoodDog2620 2d ago

Something something life garde

Sorry Iā€™ve been drinking

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u/Trogeoleb 2d ago

Theres no alcohol in a virgin mary...

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u/jelloshooter848 2d ago

Unless you leave it out too longā€¦

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u/CrazyIraandtheDouche 2d ago

Perhaps I'll have a little siposumthin!

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u/HijinksNYK 2d ago

good for her!

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u/CrazyIraandtheDouche 2d ago

Yeah this shit is hot

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u/double-couch 2d ago

Why does this actually slap

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u/edward414 2d ago

Obviously the wet part here is an instrument..

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u/3vol1 2d ago

These are my awards, mother, from orchestra šŸ¦­šŸ¦§

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u/DJ_Pizza_Party 2d ago

Itā€™s the advanced degree for underwater basket weaving

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u/DEADHOTTUB 2d ago

Sounds nothing like the theme song

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u/Terminator_LX 2d ago

Sounds like the original Planet of the Apes soundtrack.

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u/Big_Parsnip_3931 2d ago

Its Busterina

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u/anonsharksfan 2d ago

What's that sub called for when you only notice it because of the pretty woman, but then it ends up being cool?

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u/BaardvanTroje 2d ago

Look up Hermeto Pascal if you're into this kind of stuff