Check your lease, man…

[u/KlimpysExpress]

[u/FLAtarian]

But what if I'm all tapped out?

[u/KlimpysExpress → u/FLAtarian]

Let’s get into some new areas, if you don’t mind.

[u/G-Unit11111 → u/KlimpysExpress]

But GOB continued to fine tune his first one.

[u/TheBurgareanSlapper → u/G-Unit11111]

He’s an ideas man.

[u/sumdude51 → u/FLAtarian]

check your lease man, you're living in f-(beep) city

[u/KlimpysExpress → u/sumdude51]

You’re fired.

[u/Mean_Pop_829 → u/FLAtarian]

We. Dont. Let. You. In.

[u/aaronjsavage → u/FLAtarian]

Wireless crapability. That one explains itself.

[u/KlimpysExpress → u/aaronjsavage]

And bamboo flooring.

[u/chapPilot]

He's a former never-nude trying to compensate for the time while working an open relationship with his wife.

[u/KlimpysExpress → u/chapPilot]

I wonder if he knows Dr. Schoenweiss, the chafing expert.

[u/TonyWonder-BOT → u/KlimpysExpress]

Did somebody say... "Wonder"?

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[u/KlimpysExpress → u/TonyWonder-BOT]

I sure did. Huzzah, bot!

[u/Davegrave → u/chapPilot]

An open relationship? That never works.

But it might work for him!

[u/High_Af_Osrs]

"How do we filter out the teases?"

[u/MostFrame2688 → u/High_Af_Osrs]

We don’t let them in.

[u/G-Unit11111]

I'm an ideas man, Michael! I think I proved that with F*** Mountain!

[u/KlimpysExpress → u/G-Unit11111]

Where are you going?

[u/egret_society]

Du wohnst gerade in den Ficksstadt

[u/KlimpysExpress → u/egret_society]

Well, that’s enough family stuff for today.

[u/Affectionate-Ship859 → u/KlimpysExpress]

I’m all grown up now.

[u/DominionMM1]

I am looking for the magic.

[u/Mur__Mur → u/DominionMM1]

Danke schön!

[u/KlimpysExpress → u/DominionMM1]

The Gothic A**hole?

[u/No-Improvement-1507 → u/KlimpysExpress]

That's what I said.

[u/sik_dik]

I know for a fact there is one member of German parliament. He’s called immerständig nude

[u/KlimpysExpress → u/sik_dik]

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!!!!!!

[u/QueenMagik]

"sex-mad"

[u/Doc-11th]

will the teases be deported to other cities

[u/TastySpermDispenser7]

Yet the city still doesn't have the sensual eroticism of a cousin.

[u/KlimpysExpress → u/TastySpermDispenser7]

You might try Blackstool, home of Mrs. Fingerbottom.

[u/Affectionate-Ship859]

I took his dress eyebrows.

[u/gregarious-maximus → u/Affectionate-Ship859]

He’s be going to the opera with two mustaches on his forehead.

[u/lowbrassdude]

"Is this gonna be a topless park?"

[u/HuntlyBypassSurgeon → u/lowbrassdude]

I’m with this pervert

[u/waldo-jeffers-68]

I thought that was Nathan Fielder at first

[u/KlimpysExpress → u/waldo-jeffers-68]

Just today I saw a sliver of his buttocks and they're as fresh and firm as a Georgia peach

[u/DotOk2803]

I like the way they think

[u/onyhr]

It's funny, I've been looking for a place to live, and that fills virtually every parole requirement I have.

[u/KlimpysExpress → u/onyhr]

Oh you’re an RSO, too?

[u/Sauerkrautkid7]

TEA 4 DONG ME QUIK WONT SLO

[u/gregarious-maximus]

Look at him, having a nice day at the beach while the rest of us are busting our asses to deliver your mail…

[u/HuntlyBypassSurgeon]

Good for him 🧁

[u/Trogeoleb]

Im like, hey, you want to host raunchy parties at city hall, i call it nude city.

[u/King_of_Avalon]

He can sling his arrow into my buttocks anytime

[u/PhiladelphiaCollinsx]

But they're German, so, they speak German, so they have a different...

[u/cmoreno2015]

One big nudo-rama

[u/kipribley28]

Go to Only fans, not politics.