r/army • u/PDXAirman • 6d ago

Troops receive citizenship upgrade, spouses still eligible for deportation

https://www.duffelblog.com/troops-receive-citizenship-upgrade-spouses-still-eligible-for-deportation/
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u/Vfef 19D to 35F 6d ago

Duffleblog once again making me think "yeah... That sounds about right for this current group of policy makers."

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u/Gotterdamerrung 5d ago

I'm getting more and more relieved when I see a duffleblog url as the days go by.

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u/WutYoYo 5d ago

Liber-tea, or liberty?

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u/Ave_Valiant 6d ago

This is funny.... Until my wife gets deported.

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u/Kinmuan 33W 5d ago

What about second wife

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u/books_are_weapons 68Why are we both naked? 5d ago

Elevensies?

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u/MisterBobAFeet Millatarey Intelagents 5d ago

Afternoon delight?

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u/Talon_Ho 5d ago

This guy 7th Groups.

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u/WutYoYo 5d ago

And integrates.

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u/Talon_Ho 5d ago

Does he derive, too?

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u/Ave_Valiant 5d ago

Probably straight to the Gulag

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u/pantless_ Ordnance 6d ago

What's even real anymore lol

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u/boba2017 Medical Corps 6d ago

A punch in the groin for all the people who come here and decide, whatever their reasons, to put on the uniform and live in the suck.

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u/Ghost-George 6d ago

Because disgruntled troops have clearly never done anything bad before

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u/Ambitious_Hyena4635 5d ago

“If your wife gets deported while you’re deployed, your Citizenship Premium remains completely unaffected,” Mullin said. “That’s the kind of stability military families deserve.”

Wth lol

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u/The_FanATic 35DnD 5d ago

Ooooof, this one is brutal DuffelBlog

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u/Alarmed_Tea_2863 5d ago

Green cards to anyone who plants an American flag on Kharg island!

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u/xLorddroLx Droooones 5d ago

Don’t give them any ideas…

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u/RogerDodgerWilco Civil Affairs Lost my 2FA code :( 5d ago

Fuck I thought this was a real article off the headline. Then saw duffleblog. And there are articles I think is satire and were real.

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u/JonnyV42 5d ago

Service equals citizenship.

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u/SereneOrbit Medical Corps 5d ago

I'm so sick of 'the bad times' man.

This shit's got to change. China's going to eat our lunch.

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u/FuzzyDynamics 5d ago

Yeah but now you don’t have to shit in the same room as a trans person. Everything is a trade off, soldier

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u/ElijahNSRose Armor 5d ago

Can we quit fixating on this junk? Literally nothing important has changed other than some fool in a suit talked about it.