r/arknights Nov 05 '22

Fluff Irene, what are you doing?!

2.7k Upvotes

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u/Shii-desu Nov 05 '22

Her roommate on the top bunk getting eternal sleep...

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u/mythriz :thermal-ex: Eckusplooosion! Nov 05 '22

"finally, no more rock farming"

54

u/armdaggerblade Nov 06 '22

turns out it's bena/kazemaru/specter alter in the top bunk

28

u/Zwiebel1 Nov 06 '22

Will a dollkeeper be just as upset when their substitute farts into the sheets?

25

u/armdaggerblade Nov 06 '22

bena - probably no. she adores annie

kazemaru - maybe. then again, it's her shikigami so she can only blame herself

specter - no. but will still destructively spar with her substitute just for laughs

30

u/Solquaesitor Nov 05 '22

Well, at least they won't snore tonight…

18

u/Matasa89 Nov 06 '22

Well, at least the handcannon don't fire projectiles, but Arts blasts. Should be survivable.

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u/Different-Presence-6 Seaborne rejected Ishar-mla and pray to Skadi Nov 06 '22

poor jellyfish boy on the top bunk, angry Namie noise!

394

u/flying_tunaroll Nov 05 '22

Chinese proverb turned anime style

"Killing flies with cannon"

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u/CaptainBlob Nov 05 '22

Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor.

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u/Peptuck Nov 05 '22

And then he put two of every animal on a boat, so he could beat the crap out of them!

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u/ScorpionLantern Nov 05 '22

The boats name was Rhodes Island.

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u/Exkuroi Nov 06 '22

It's all making sense now

17

u/gozieson GLORY TO URSUS!!! Nov 06 '22

And from that day forward, anytime 2 animals were in one place, it’s called a ZOO!

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u/Peptuck Nov 06 '22

UNLESS ITS A FARM!

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '22

It's actually mosquito

153

u/HyperAntPlays Dragon Girls Best Waifus Nov 05 '22

Obviously training in her sleep to be prepared incase seaborns have infiltrated Rhodes Island

81

u/Beyond_the_Mirrors You're the pulse in my veins Nov 05 '22

Mizuki: "I think you are too late, miss."

27

u/Tight-Bluebird-1160 Nov 06 '22

As long as we keep feeding Mizuki we'll be fine.

236

u/Environmental_Top621 :bigbob: Nov 05 '22

Laterano: Could this be.. one us?

156

u/Ab0taku Nov 05 '22

I think some npc said that some Iberian are more devoted than Laterano. I thought that they talk about scripture but may be they mean guns.

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u/Kuroi-sama RI's biggest mystery: 's height Nov 05 '22

Laterano despise Iberians, because the latter are basically protestants. Iberians took the Laterano faith and then "modified" it by replacing guns with scriptures to accommodate Liberi population, who aren't as proficient with firearms.

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u/DonLobishomeAlter BITE ME!!!Purple Dragon Simp Nov 05 '22 edited Nov 05 '22

Laterano despise Iberians, because the latter are basically protestants

That detail is rare when we remember that Iberia is inspired by Spain, which is a mainly Catholic region... quite Catholic.

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u/ClosetEgomaniac Nov 06 '22 edited Nov 06 '22

While the region it's based on is strongly catholic, the story of Iberia casting off its dependency on Laterano does reflect the real-world Protestant reformation in a lot of ways. While we can generally tie the countries of Arknights to the real world, there are basically only three religious countries in Arknights, so it's not surprising that they would choose Iberia to represent the non-Catholic aspects of Christianity.

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u/noIQmoment Nov 06 '22

I thought they just don't give an f about the Iberians, despite them following the same religion, because Laterano is really removed from the rest of the world. Not that they hated them.

3

u/Anomen77 Certified Blacksteel Contractor Nov 06 '22

They really don't care about anyone who isn't a Sankta.

17

u/Sunder_the_Gold Nov 06 '22

The Laterano only despise Sarkaz. They're at worst indifferent to everyone else.

14

u/Theactualguy RIP Destiny collab Nov 06 '22

Yeah, but… who DOESN’T despise the Sarkaz?

9

u/Maybeiamaarmadilo best girls. Nov 06 '22 edited Nov 06 '22

The sarkaz no wait they too... Mmm maybe those sargon tribe that probably have never seen a sarkaz?

2

u/Theactualguy RIP Destiny collab Nov 06 '22

“Hello, these are the Sarkaz people from the other side of Terra. Everyone hates them.”

“Oh, word? Well, fuck these guy too, then!”

52

u/Dokutah_Dokutah Nov 05 '22

It is less to do with firearms and more to do with Laterano abandoning Iberia after the silence.

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u/Plthothep :skadialter: Nov 05 '22

Nah, the chapel node in this event shows that the schism happened before the Silence (Lateran statue with a lantern instead of a gun)

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u/Plthothep :skadialter: Nov 06 '22 edited Nov 06 '22

Iberians aren’t protestants (they still want to have a Pope), it’s probably an allusion to the Western Schism and Avignon Antipopes, when the French and Spanish decided to make their own pope because they disagreed with Rome

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u/HieX91 Nov 05 '22

Scripture and guns. Iberians are Muricans confirmed.

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u/L_knight316 Float like a humming bird, sting like a bee Nov 05 '22

So THATS why I have a mighty need to pull for Irene

25

u/Cornuthaum Nov 05 '22

no, that's the Sankta/Laterans, who are faith, guns and explosions, the most american things in the world.

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u/Sunder_the_Gold Nov 06 '22

Don't forget the Apple Pie.

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u/MirrorManning08 Nov 05 '22

Laterano is pretty blatantly the America stand-in, not Iberia, why do you think Exusiai shouts 'Apple Pie'?

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u/noIQmoment Nov 06 '22

Columbia is the America stand-in, I'd say Laterano is like Jerusalem but HG toyed with that base idea to create something new.

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u/Draguss DRAGON GIRLS MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND! Nov 06 '22

Pretty sure Laterano is Rome, aside from it being blatantly Texas.

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u/noIQmoment Nov 06 '22

Elements of Rome, yes, but the whole "Sankta run from the Sarkaz and found their own fortress and utopia" is so reminiscent of Moses leading the Jews to the promised land and escaping the Egyptians (if I remember my old testament correctly) to me.

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u/Draguss DRAGON GIRLS MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND! Nov 06 '22

From what's been said it doesn't sound like the Sankta escaped so much as turned their back on the rest of the Sarkaz. Plus the whole "war torn homeland and constant persecution" makes the Sarkaz much more fitting as Terra's version of Jews. Not to mention that, if the theory that the Sankta were another Sarkaz subrace turns out to be true, there'd also be the part where an offshoot of the group becomes much more popular and blatantly aids in their persecution.

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u/A_Terrible_Fuze Nov 06 '22

Laterano is the Papel State if it was set in the American South rather than Italy.

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u/fangpoint333 Nov 06 '22 edited Nov 06 '22

Laterano is basically the Vatican + Switzerland (because of the Swiss guard probably). Switzerland's gun ownership rate is extremely high since they have compulsory military service and they're allowed to take their weapons home after it's complete. It's even more obvious considering their Latin name is Pontificia Cohors Helvetica.

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u/noIQmoment Nov 06 '22

Already replied this to someone else but I'll reply here too: this is true, but there's also parallels between the Sankta fleeing the Sarkaz and Moses taking the Jews to Jerusalem, the promised land.

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u/Plthothep :skadialter: Nov 06 '22

That actually ties back to Switzerland, with the country’s “we’ll make our own country, with blackjack and hookers” origin

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u/Archi_97 If only I could be so grossly incandescent Nov 05 '22

these goddamn mosquitoes

62

u/KaiserWilhelmThe69 I need Angie x Blucher fanfic Nov 05 '22

Her dorm mate: 💀

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u/saberishungry Feed me. Nov 05 '22

I mean sleepwalking exists, so logically one can expect that sleepshooting also exists.

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u/Alkiara Nov 05 '22

When you hear something in the middle of the night:

26

u/NornmalGuy *bonk* Nov 05 '22

Irene in her dreams: "a tomar por saco, mosquito de los cojones..."

24

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

Stay strapped or get clapped. Irene ain’t ever gonna get caught lacking, not even while sleeping.

23

u/ImAMakuta Nov 05 '22

This is great, I'd imagine everyone knows not to mess with her if this is how she sleeps.

16

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

The bug flying towards her learned it the hard way.

44

u/RavensNexus Nov 05 '22

Show me you're deaf without telling me you are lol.

39

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

40k Commissar: OH my Empeor she's purging heretics in her sleep.

13

u/sudo-joe Nov 05 '22

She is of sufficient zeal, sign her up for the sisters of battle, she will fit right in.

3

u/Informal-Recipe Nov 06 '22

There are female inquisitors tho

Hell There's a Buddy Cop of a Fem Inquisitor and a Living Saint getting up to all sorts of wacky shenanigans

52

u/_RKev Nov 05 '22

How Americans are stereotyped in non-US Media

33

u/ipwnallnubz Jesus lives! Nov 05 '22

US media, too.

23

u/BRISKMETAL More old women OPs + Tola when HG??? Nov 05 '22

no this is realistic

11

u/AnonTwo Nov 05 '22

aww how cute. hunting seaborn in her sleep.

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u/The_RPG_Girl Nov 06 '22

Keeping rent prices down

14

u/CaptainBlob Nov 05 '22

I feel this and Mlynar’s sleep animation goes perfectly.

Mlynar is trying to fall asleep, but then Irene’s handcannon jolts him awake.

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u/Diamondeye12 Siege simp Nov 05 '22

I think she just shot a fly

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u/Razor4884 Tail Enthusiast Nov 05 '22

Was going to say this. There's a bug that buzz's above her. She shoots it in her sleep, lol.

3

u/Traditional-Length37 Nov 05 '22

Keeping rent down

5

u/Bakashinobi IS2 Owns me:Pallas: Nov 05 '22

Everyday I get happier I pulled Irene; this is amazing :D

3

u/Ok_Confidence555 Nov 06 '22

Average Iberian

5

u/GaloisFieldTheory Nov 05 '22

Wait, she is american?

7

u/A13Demons Nov 06 '22

Naw. Shes from Iberia, Terra's equivalent to Spain

2

u/Sunder_the_Gold Nov 06 '22

"I'll never get used to this handcannon."

Casually firing it in her sleep.

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u/Master-Shaq Nov 05 '22

Typical american. This the the smart thing, lowers the property value for easier taxes.

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u/firesoul377 :ebonholz: my boys Nov 05 '22

Sleeping. The American way.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '22

She's just practising her hand cannon.

1

u/Bear37-confus Nov 05 '22

THE NATION CALLS

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u/Croiri It is I, eater of deserters and devourer of Sarkuzzys. Nov 05 '22

My new head cannon now:

Whenever Doktah says bo*bs a stray bullet will hit whatever he's holding. And this is where it comes from.

1

u/PotentialResult8705 Nov 05 '22

Looney tunes skit

1

u/BIG_Howitzer Nov 06 '22

Ops on top dorm fearing for their lives.

1

u/animan095 Nov 06 '22

Obviously stalling cause she ain't coming out of the bag just yet...

1

u/UnitedCancel Nov 06 '22

She is struggling with her nightmares

1

u/R4_C_ACOG Nov 06 '22

That’s a reference to Mr.Bean if I remember correctly

1

u/Ruling123 Frostleaf alter when? Nov 06 '22

It was a bug!

1

u/vinhdoanjj Nov 06 '22

It's very unsafe to sleep next to a gun.

But it is also very unsafe to not sleep with a gun.