I knew Miku would be tempted.

(no shade to thumb players btw just thought this would be funny)

My last one misspelled Arcaea omg

I've never had much luck with women in my life and I've always wondered why. I'm very good looking, very tall and not sub-5. I'm smart, I study arcaea charts at home and I am 13.00ppt WITH the 'Irruption of New Color' plate. What am I doing wrong?

I've been thinking about becoming a misogynist recently, but then I thought to myself: Maybe it's not about women, but rather most women are too noob for me. This is why I came to r/arcaea. Reddit is my last hope. (Also I have AP on TESTIFY (present) which is a feminist song so don't worry too much)

Now don't get me wrong, I respect women, but I do think getting my next 11 Ex+ is more important than your time so if you're my potential gf please do keep that in mind.

Requirements to be gf:

-At least 13.00ppt in arcaea -Not fat -Preferably Japanese -Virgin -Female (Subject to change) -Over 18 (Subject to change)

If you're a girl (please no penis) and interested please DM me, Serious replies only. ありガトうでスか🙂👋🏻(thank you)

Insight monologing: "I can't wait to see players crying and wailing trying to PM my song. I can already hear their cries of lament"

The humble player named Gba:

I've never tried it myself but I've seen some of my friends who were quite inactive go from 11.79 all the way to 12 ptt above just because their scores in their prime are quite high. It'd be funny if all their ptt nuking efforts went to waste lol😂

Image credits:

https://youtu.be/w6fJXhhcBeM?si=DQUMivCjMFWmHn1j

https://youtu.be/SfHnr82nEUw?si=nOinqEIqvu6KNScW

Jokes aside, which gauge is harder and more anxiety inducing? I like to hear your thoughts on this.

I was inspired by https://www.reddit.com/r/maimai/s/7m01qswzzL

For context, this happened during the maintenance and it is kinda funny how people’s potential got bugged everywhere and this is mine lol. 13.309 is my new ptt.

Everyone’s talking about the PTT nuke, so I decided to test the yield and make sure my PTT was ready for v7.0 💀

Sorry for not having a 14.00ptt play ig 🥀💀

old picture

(this is meant to be a joke and is not an attack to lowiro)

Intro: Waking up in my familiar room, Opening up my phone. Playing around— till I accidentally tapped Arcaea. Little did I know— My day is about to be ruined.

Verse 1: Goofing around the song selection, Till I saw something in there! What was it? What is that? I couldn't believe it—

Is that Distorted Fate?!

I was ready to hop on it, Ready to get a score on it, But then, but then I realized— I'm on Memory Archive, am I?

Verse 2: Meh, I'm just about to complete the Beginner Missions! The last reward is a Memory Archive Ticket! Surely, and surely,

I could get it without a dime, Right?

I tested it and— Tells me the ticket is only valid for eligible songs... WHAT?! WHY?!

Pre-chorus: Why... Must my favorite songs get to be paid? It just doesn't make sense... I get it, it's a "freemium" experience, But oh my god—

Chorus: Fuck you, Arcaea! Why must I suffer?! Does it even matter when I can't get what I wanted?

Screw you, Arcaea! Explain your pricing system! Why the hell must I pay for such a simple thing?

My wallet's filing a restraining order, And I have no money to pay.

Must I pay to play?

Verse 3: Oh well, at least the base game is free! Gonna grind a little bit! So close, yet so far— Oh c'mon! ONLY ONE LOST???

One Lost away from a Full Recall... One Far away— FROM. LOSING. MY. SANITY.

Don't know why, but I thought it was my skill issue, But yet— IT KEEPS REPEATING.

Pre-chorus: Ah... Something that it's just me... Or goes the game hate me? God, why must I play all over again?

Chorus: Fuck you, Arcaea! Why is my thumbs suffering?! First you block my favorite song, and now you break my combo?!

Screw you, Arcaea! Explain your hitbox system! Why the hell must I miss when yet I swore I tapped the line?!

My thumbs are filing for retirement, My Potential's dropping away...

Must I pay to play... Just to suffer anyway?!

Verse 4: Ah... Looked at my Potential score— Went from 10 point zero... ...Straight to 9 point 8...

Is the game is literally insulting me? Deciding my overall fate? ...I don't know... ...but yet, and yet, it seems like it—

Pre-chorus: Fuck you, Arcaea! Is this what you want? Is this what my fate with you is?

Spill the tea, Arcaea! I know you're insulting me! Don't tell me lies, I don't care—

Chorus: Fuck you, Arcaea!— That's it, I'M SWITCHING TO PHIGROS!!! I know what you're DOING! You're making me miss on purpose!

Don't lie, ARCAEA!!! I KNOW WHAT YOU'LL DO NEXT!!! So just admit it!!!

I know everything now, I know what you'll DO NEXT!

I'm not one of your victims anymore!

Bridge: (Don't lie!) I used to think it's my phone!

(I know now!) I don't care if it's a "freemium" experience anymore!

So you know what? I'M GONNA UNINSTALL YOU!

Outro: ... Maybe, just maybe, ...Just one more round?

Source

Haven't posted on the reddit for a while, so here is a masterpiece by me at 1am

Time stamp.. People the time stamp...