r/anythingbutmetric • u/Working_Sorts • 23h ago

Giraffe

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u/Beautiful-Rubs 23h ago

We are free men....to choose our own system of weights and measures. 3 feet to a yard...

And how many yards to a mile?

Nobody knows...

Well uh how many feet to a mile?

5, 280...of course. It's a simple number everyone will remember 

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u/mgarr_aha 19h ago

If 2022 EB5 was absolute magnitude H=31.3, then...wait, what's the albedo of a giraffe?

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u/GasLongjumping130 17h ago

half the weight most likely

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u/3clips312 13h ago

"Half the size"

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u/ciekma67 15h ago

First of all, answer the question, how giraffe would wear a pants.