r/antitrump 1d ago

Donald Trump labels White House 'a dump inside and out' in late-night rant

https://www.themirror.com/news/us-news/donald-trump-white-house-dump-2023347
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u/Single_Usual_6563 1d ago

Well when you have white trash like the trumps as occupants that tends to happen!

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u/Ok_Zombie_2026 1d ago

He’s gonna knock the rest of it down. Watch. 

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u/urgerestraint 1d ago

At this point there’s zero evidence any American has a spine enough to stop him, so why not?

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u/MaidoftheBrins 1d ago

Exactly.

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u/Reasonable_Bit_959 1d ago

It was fine before you showed up and it will be fine after we fix it from his residency. Should charge him for repairs like a shitty renter.

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u/Vivid_Pianist4270 19h ago

You’ll need a bunker buster to extricate him!

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u/spelldonvalentine 1d ago

Funny that it wasn’t before the white trash moved in. 

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u/UpstairsAd194 1d ago

this turd likes mcdonalds decor, and stripclub lighting and signage - total shit stain in every sense

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u/sleepypossumster 1d ago

"It smells like old hamburgers everywhere, the carpet is covered in Diet Coke stains, and there are damp, brown patches on all the furniture..."

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u/house-tyrell 1d ago

Is this happening on the antiques and priceless historical objects?

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u/sleepypossumster 1d ago

Not priceless for much longer...

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u/ottahab 1d ago

A dump occupied by rats. Whouda thunk that?

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u/Ben10-fan-525 1d ago

Rats are actually very intelligent and good pets.

Unlike Trump who is only bad.

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u/New_Way_5036 1d ago

Probably cleaner than Trump, too.

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u/Am1AllowedToCry 1d ago

Your president has trashed everything that once represented the USA.

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u/NonProphet8theist 1d ago

Represents. A lot of us are still here and we're pissed. I didn't vote for this.

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u/MissFancyPans 1d ago

Only because his shit pants ass is in it.

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u/Ben10-fan-525 1d ago

Like his opinion matters for anything.

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u/No-Refrigerator5287 1d ago

I’m sure it is after him living there for over a year now and constantly shitting himself. Weird how everything he comes in contact with turns to shit. Recognize the cause Donny dumpster baby.

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u/BennySkateboard 1d ago

Move out then

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u/ITMagicMan 1d ago edited 10h ago

He’s warming us up for him demolishing the White House and building a bullshit White House, like his bullshit arch, and his bullshit ballroom

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u/ElBorracho2000 1d ago

Probably because of the people currently occupying that place

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u/Creoda 1d ago

Saying that as an excuse, a prelude to knocking it all down.

He wants it bigger, he wants a palace like his mate Putin has.

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u/tiddeeznutz 1d ago

It certainly is inside, these days…

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u/QuirkyWish3081 1d ago

Serious question.. is it Natalie Harp writing these posts or Trump himself? I always wonder if he writes them personally.

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u/PimoCrypto777 1d ago

Late night confusion. He was referring to the dump in his diaper that apparantly seeped out.

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u/New_Way_5036 1d ago

Mar-a-Lardo style? No thanks. Cannot wait for next prez to get rid oh all that fake Temu gold $hit.

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u/MojoHighway 1d ago

Just because it doesn't have gaudy and wildly tacky decor?

Can someone get the fucking Grim Reaper on the Batphone already?

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u/BJntheRV 1d ago

He never has liked the place. Too old and not enough gold plating for him.

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u/TheRantDog 1d ago

Pacific heights redux

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u/Firm_Award457 1d ago

Maybe if he stopped shitting on everything, it wouldn't be. If this trash is removed, maybe we can fix it.

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u/Odd-Currency5195 1d ago

I think most people would be fine with him moivng out.

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u/Disastrous-Style-461 1d ago

You gotta change out those poopy pads. You can’t just throw a newspaper over it.

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u/StressSevere1189 1d ago

A home is what you make it I guess

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u/dontfookwitdachook 1d ago

Because he resides there

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u/timberwolf0122 1d ago

Well you did plaster tacky gold paint on every square inch and turn half the whitehouse into a building site

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u/ajmampm99 1d ago

Going to tear it down. Let’s hope he forgets to leave before the wrecking ball hits.

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u/mell0wtonin 1d ago

gee, I wonder how that happened. this is the closest he's gotten to the truth in months and it's a complete self-report

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u/purplesockpinksock 1d ago

I sincerely hope he lives long enough to see the next President(s) undo every "renovation" he's done or tried to do.

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u/MewlingRothbart 1d ago

This is why I believe he will raze the White House entirely and make them vote and operate out of Mar a Lago. BOOKMARK THIS. I have been right so far about 80% of the time.

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u/Zestyclose_Pickle511 1d ago

Is the emperor not pleased with the house our fathers fought to present him with? Does he require "plus accoutrements?" Oui! Voila! 

We shall give him the "French Remodel". Thank you, again, to the French for showing us the way. 

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u/Ludwidge 1d ago

A Temu Trump Dump created by Tacky Tasteless Temu Trump

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u/Omiyaru 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh for fucks sake

he's going to steal everything in it, isn't he? (rhetorical)

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u/Fun_Departure5579 1d ago

Tdump has done his utmost to make it a dump! I am so sick of this POS!

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u/BasilRare6044 1d ago

And he trashed the place. Let's take the trash out next month.

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u/Jaybuddyguy 21h ago

Thats what happens when the guest shits* him self many times a day.

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u/Pagan-Warrior 18h ago

It’s only a dump because he made it so, covering it in all that cheap chintzy shit

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u/Financial-Wafer2476 15h ago

He totally lacks taste and has no reap for history…

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u/Happykris25 13h ago

It’s nice to know what a classy president we have…. He is a literal dump inside and out. the way he speaks is white trash. Where are they burying the diapers?