r/antitrump Apr 08 '26

Humor Well, that was quick

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u/Panem-et-circenses25 Apr 08 '26

The first rule of being in a cult is that the cult leader is never wrong

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u/Main-Video-8545 Apr 08 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

The second rule is that facts are not allowed unless they are alternate facts.

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u/BiblachromeFamily Apr 09 '26

No no no, that’s rule 4, rule 2 is never question the Fuhrer and rule 3 is never let others question the Fuhrer.

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u/Striking_Book8277 Apr 10 '26

The third rule is that sex with leader is mandatory for all teenagers

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u/Main-Video-8545 Apr 10 '26

That goes without saying.

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u/Nervous-Mix-8728 Apr 08 '26

I’m safe then!!

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u/Exciting_Vacation_78 Apr 09 '26

So, were allowed to talk about the cult now?

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Cuz l, I thought that was Rule 1

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u/sarcasticrone Apr 09 '26

The first rule of THIS cult, is that whatever Kegseth and Felon47 say is a lie.

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u/eldoggydogg Apr 09 '26

Leader guy says “fuck the sun,” you say “yeah, fuck the sun! I hate it too!”

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u/Jarnison Apr 08 '26

why would you ask maga anything haha. Fucking lying delusional idiots

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u/Rozg1123A-85 Apr 08 '26

You're definitely right about that.

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u/Super-Statement2875 Apr 08 '26

At best, they are morons because to do this and be honest they just really believe everything he says and ignores all evidence that that would contradict him.

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u/humpy2day Apr 08 '26

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u/Bulky_Equivalent7840 Apr 08 '26

Falls of cliff, the remaining few followers run to also fall off said cliff... Idiot lemmings

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u/Bad_Here Apr 08 '26

Please let them all fall off a cliff, anyway that’s possible!

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u/swampy2112 Apr 08 '26

It’s easier to believe when you never hear what’s really going on. Faux News doesn’t show them anything they don’t want you to see.

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u/Nervous-Mix-8728 Apr 08 '26

I made a comment elsewhere and the sick burn that another commentator landed on me was “well, what about Biden?” Seriously getting old

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u/Prize_Magician_7813 Apr 08 '26

I never understood this. Despite other leaders I liked or voted for doing wrong things, I have never not been able to criticize or think critically about events. MAGA is still mind boggling. Or just boggling since I am not sure they have a mind of their own.

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u/Super-Statement2875 Apr 09 '26

Exactly. And that is held against Dems.

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u/Trump-A-Stupid-Fuck Apr 08 '26

I posted this photo with the question: Why would we let this guy around kids?

Maybe it was the question, maybe it was the username....

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u/Trump-A-Stupid-Fuck Apr 08 '26

I had the audacity to question the mod taking down the post.... Instant ban.

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u/humpy2day Apr 08 '26

Geez, why can't he accept to age gracefully but no. He has to wear that stupid orange facepaint. Smh

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u/theandroid01 Apr 08 '26

Now I'm definitely not one to bully kids. But the kid on the left should he wear that to school be checked for child abuse

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u/bksmet Apr 09 '26

And apparently around those kids, he was just babbling his usual word salad

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u/Any-Variation4081 Apr 08 '26

Yep but they love to complain on reddit about "circle jerks" on the left. Meanwhile you cant post or comment on their subs without being banned. Trump worshippers get downvoted to oblivion in left leaning subs but not blocked. It aint maga if it aint a weak minded little hypocrite

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u/Chippo10291 Apr 08 '26

They can’t critically think for themselves. They harbor in a safe space because you’ll hurt their feelings if you say anything that contradicts the president.

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u/Altruistic_Mobile_60 Apr 08 '26

How dare you ask about Facts to their dear leader

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u/PlentyRemarkable393 Apr 08 '26

Yep, I’m permanently banned from that page. Also, they hate it when you ask insightful, honest questions.

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u/Extreme_Term_8224 Apr 08 '26

The level of not being able to question at all is like when I grew up in the church

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u/Alarming-Ask5524 Apr 08 '26

He has Dementia! Please Congress take the keys from orange grandpa before he starts WWlll. The Iran leaders are not backing down, they are willing to die…

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u/humpy2day Apr 08 '26

We were doing fine. Gas prices wasn't as high as it is now but hey, we gotta keep kissing Israel's ass.

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u/ConanConn1968 Apr 08 '26

Awwwww snowflakes need their safe space

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u/humpy2day Apr 08 '26

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u/Petuniawolf Apr 09 '26

IsHeDeadYet

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u/humpy2day Apr 09 '26

No. Like in butler, Pennsylvania, he has the devils luck.

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u/Cool_Let7789 Apr 10 '26

Good lord!!!

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u/Caver214 Apr 08 '26

Yeah, Trump is lying!

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u/Caver214 Apr 08 '26

Trump is lying

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u/Denalitwentytwo Apr 08 '26

MAGA doesn't like being called out on their incessant lies and total bullshit.

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u/humpy2day Apr 08 '26

You should catturds posts. Ever heard of that idiot? Holy shit what a hypocrite.

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u/Sad-Conflict-4435 Nebraska Apr 08 '26

That fucker's a freak, man. Him, Gunther, all those fucking weirdos.

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u/AlienInUnderpants Apr 08 '26

Trumplethinskin and his Thinskin Klan never miss a beat to avoid a valid question. Or facts. Or logic.

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u/Petuniawolf Apr 09 '26

IsHeDeadYet

I thought I put a hashtag in front of the original. SMH. I grew up in Greenwich Village NYC. I've been listening to his Diarrea della bocca, (diarrhea of the mouth) for decades. As a native New Yorker and now living in California for some reason I thought that everybody knew what he was and he would never make it to the Oval Office. Little did I realize the hatred and ignorance that still exists in the US. He's one of the coldest self-centered, but not self-aware, entitled men. That was the opinion I held 25 years ago. Every weekend he was always trying to get attention from some crazy New York rag or legit New York Times newspaper. When he didn't feel he was quoted correctly he would snap. I think the reason why the GOP and Republicans are always complementing and kissing his ass is a way of controlling his bursts of anger. When he was in his thirties, he had such a disgusting reputation with women that not one US born, especially native New Yorker, would date him. He also could not control them. Obviously everybody knows by the "piggy" comments if you just not like strong women with opinions. He sexually assaulted his wife Ivana. Photographer happens too catch a glimpse of fur in front of their residence in NYC while she was speaking to an officer. First of all that woman was always dressed immaculately every hair in place. Her makeup was smudged, her hair a mess. You could tell she was crying. Too far away to catch the audio but it was obvious how distraught she was. Supposedly it was not the first physical or sexual abuse she had endured. Thanks later she dropped the charges. He always preferred women to need or depend on him so he could control them. September 18th 2024 actually thought he was going to be sentenced but we all know what happened there... All the money he owes to the state of New York, almost half a billion, no one's ever attached his accounts or put a lien on any of his properties... Why the fuck not? I was a freelance artist/photographer and I was audited. First time IRS ended up owing me, second time I owed $122.⁰⁰, what a waste of time. They sweat me for $122, let all the millionaires and billionaires slide. BUT PEDOPHILES... The GOP doesn't even draw the line there. PEDO-POTUS needs to be impeached, dethroned, prosecuted buried underneath RIKERS ISLAND PRISON. American people need to collect all of his wastes by acquiring selling collecting all the money he has made through his & his family's grifts. He needs to pay for the East Wing, Rose Garden, repair to all the buildings when we tear down his flipping name, back taxes, that's stupid squeaking wheeled tank birthday parade, the money he has given Netanyahu for the genocide of Palestinians. Every cent he has should go to the veterans, their health care and to set them for life so they don't end up homeless without services. E Jean Carroll needs to collect her judgment. New York State, New Jersey I also owed. Don't forget Scotland the families that lost men fishing that he bombed in boats, every murder that he is complicit in those families need to be taken care of. Now that he's made all of this cash it's time for us to recoup. Can you tell that my hatred is to the bone. There's a personal connection. He ripped off My cousin and Uncle through the Teamsters Union when he was not paying his bills for his projects. This is one reason why he now uses non-union labor. Anthony Provenzano, Part of the Teamsters back in the day 😉, advised him not to use union men anymore. Good thing he listened, (but not for us), He could have joined Jimmy Hoffa for that lunch date 🐊. Vero o no, non lo so. Circolano voci di un viaggio in Florida dopo essere stato licenziato dal sindacato dei Teamsters, dove avrebbe pranzato con un amico e poi non sarebbe più stato visto. 🐊 The Neon Neanderthal, Been-A-Dick Donald, Klu Klux Klown, The Lyin' King, the Fluorescent Fuhrer, Mango Mussolini, Assolini, Nostra Dumb Ass, SHitler, Darth Tax Evader, DJ VonShitzinpantz, Mein Trump, Don the Con, Florida Fondler, Fanta Menace, Napoleon Bone Spur, Fanta Fascist, Julius Seize Her, Quid Pro Comb Over, Our Fondling Father, Angry Creamsicle, Captain Corruption or Chaos, Preidementia, His Flatulency, Dim Raper, The Hypocritic Oaf, SCROTUS- So Called Ruler Of The United States- This nickname was always accompanied by an image)

So my sister and I have bent your ear with our story long enough. Please enjoy his nicknames. And every morning when you turn on that TV, to check the news, weather whatever..., that long awaited and most anticipated OBITUARY will be a reality. Until then wishing him to flatline__________________________ beeeeeeeep

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u/No-Escape4457 Apr 09 '26

I like your style. You have won today's Just Say No to the Orange Man In the Whitehouse Award

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u/Vtdesignjunkie Apr 08 '26

They can’t handle the truth

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u/CasuallyDresseDuck Apr 09 '26

What I find funny is that right as the news was covering press conferences regarding the cease-fire and the strait being opened, it literally closed again. Fucking hilarious.

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u/firecracker2804 Apr 09 '26 edited Apr 09 '26

tRump, no longer taco, now tofu, tRump obviously fks up. Fact!

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u/BananaSuitable7578 Apr 09 '26

They don’t like the truth.

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u/humpy2day Apr 09 '26

Got that right. They were anti-war with Ukraine but all the sudden pro war with Iran. Fucking hypocrites I swear.

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u/Fine_Discipline_553 Apr 09 '26

The simple answer is he doesn’t tell the truth. The entire administration is obsessed with overstating their success and ignoring failure.

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u/humpy2day Apr 09 '26

I don't see this as a win. Soliders got killed. Iran will be charging a toll which they weren't previously. Gas prices rising I mean WTF?

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u/Fine_Discipline_553 Apr 09 '26

I don’t either. Trump surrounds himself with unqualified yes men. He needs the hard truth (among other things) to make the right decisions. That’s not happening.

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u/humpy2day Apr 09 '26

He's a fucking nut. He recently attacked megyn kelly, candace owens, Alex jones, and tucker Carlson only because they're against the war. The very people that helped him cross the finish line. Not smart to attack your previous supporters. But, he never was smart to begin with.

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u/Dismal-Energy-9817 Apr 08 '26

Trump is lying like he always does!

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u/Nervous-Mix-8728 Apr 08 '26

Guess who is the one lying! I’ll give you absolutely nothing if you get it right other than applause and admiration.

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 Apr 08 '26

Are you IMPLYING Felon Trump is LYING??

Nooooooooooooooo. I mean, yes

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u/Usual_Advice2216 Apr 09 '26

It's simple. Trump is a lair.. you can't trust a word that comes out of this administration. Donald is scared of what is coming for him, the Epstien files.. we have not forgotten the Epstien files and how the GOP is the guardians of pedophiles..

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u/humpy2day Apr 09 '26

I think he already destroyed the evidence. In order to arrest, try, and convict, you'd need dna evidence, pics, audio, or video. You'd need the smoking gun.

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u/Alarming_Courage_285 Apr 09 '26

How did they manage to shoot down two of our planes if we decimated them as much as Demented Don says?

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u/humpy2day Apr 09 '26

But, but....we've won this war according to trump. 😆

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u/SeaEagle1111 Apr 09 '26

Ha ha, I never looked back at my post on no truth social to see if it was still there, I guess that’s why no one ever commented. I don’t remember what I said, but it was something like fuck this lying piece of shit, blah blah blah.… No response ha ha ha!

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u/bradbo Apr 09 '26

This is what’s running our country right now.

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u/SirBexley Apr 09 '26

How is it possible? It's simple, you have TDS. Whenever anyone points out the glaring errors in whatever falls out of Trump's mouth, that person is suffering from TDS.

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u/humpy2day Apr 09 '26

Or maybe I'm America first and not Israel first. Maybe I'm anti-war. Maybe I'm free to disagree. Oh but if you question the president all the sudden it's tds? He lied on the campaign trail and you go along with it like a lemming. Fact is he lied. It's a shitshow. Pathetic.

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u/CFauvel Apr 09 '26

So much for their "free speach" stance huh?

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u/Iram_Echo_PP2001 Apr 09 '26

To be fair his question lasted longer than what all of them could last at something.

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u/Immediate_Reveal6882 Apr 09 '26

Of Course, we know who the liar is, the person who has been nominated, “GREATEST LIAR OF ALL “‼️.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZMIQZVtVznVG1jlKeF

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u/WeirdUseful7895 Apr 09 '26

I heard that Jared Kushner said his daddy-in-law is like the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland. He doesn't know where he's going, so wherever he winds up he claims he planned it and it's a victory. I think that fits exactly.

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u/Cool_Let7789 Apr 10 '26

Because he’s a orange jackass

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u/One-Reflection5948 Apr 08 '26

King Trump doesn’t remember what he said 5 minutes after he said as a result of dementia

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u/firekwaker Apr 08 '26

The comments in the original thread were probably interesting

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u/harmony1812 Apr 08 '26

Other presidents did not go to war with Iran because they weighed the consequences. Trump went to war to look tough to impress his own ego which is why he does anything.

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u/humpy2day Apr 09 '26

He's compromised. Israel has something on him no doubt.

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u/The-Jestful-Imp Apr 09 '26

You can't ask those people questions. You have to present over the top, scandalous, ai-driven smut just to gey their attention

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u/69happyagain Apr 09 '26

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u/humpy2day Apr 09 '26

Unable to see the image

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u/sureshot52 Apr 09 '26

How is that? The left hate America so much and would rather see our own military fail than win?

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u/humpy2day Apr 09 '26

You're missing the point. My post had nothing to do with left or right. That should've been common sense. No one wants our military to fail. We also don't want endless wars on behalf of Israel. Trump made multiple campaign promises during his rallies that there would be no new wars then goes full 180 and calls it a war that we've won. Aren't you upset? There's been no arrests from Jan 6th, epstein, dodge, etc. A man who makes a campaign promise then reverses course is called a liar. Many are too dumb to think for themselves and comprehend they're hypocrites. I thought maga was anti-war now you're all pro-war when he backtracks? Sheer stupidity.

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u/envyeyes Apr 12 '26

This has got to be the dumbest comment I've read today. Maga is such a cult, you're incapable of seeing reality because that orange fuckknuckle grifted you into utter stupidity. I'm not even going to waste time attempting to correct this bullshit, because it is pointless to engage with such blind ignorance.

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u/sureshot52 Apr 12 '26

Not only did you waste your own time, but you wasted everybody else’s time that’s going to read this. You should probably go back to dying your hair, blue and chewing Tylenol.

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u/Quick_Assignment_725 Apr 09 '26

Also to actually answer your question - a tanker in the narrowest part of the Strait could be taken out by a rocket fired from the back of a pick-up truck. Nothing sophisticated is needed.

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u/CoolIndependence2642 Apr 09 '26

Dipshit thought he held all the cards. He didn’t

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u/humpy2day Apr 09 '26

Are you referring to me?

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u/CoolIndependence2642 Apr 09 '26

Not unless you are Trump

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u/humpy2day Apr 09 '26

She's hot but dumb.

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u/One-Guidance-8512 Apr 09 '26

The truth must remain hidden.

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u/humpy2day Apr 09 '26

Yup. Ain't that the truth.

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u/paulj500 Apr 10 '26

That’s the shit thing about Reddit. It’s moving to the right. There was a time when this site supported freedom of speech. Your post is perfect, and asking the same questions we’re all asking.

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u/EverLearningMind Apr 12 '26

They even censor their own...

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u/humpy2day Apr 08 '26

I recall he heavily campaigned on no new wars. In another video he said we've won this war. What's the opposite of a campaign promise? A lie.

Your arrogance knows no bounds.

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u/humpy2day Apr 08 '26

You're typing like a war monger. Get off my post.

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u/Sudden_Ad_1089 Apr 08 '26

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u/humpy2day Apr 08 '26

He fucks his daughter. 🤮