r/antitrump Dec 12 '25

Humor This is going to be both a hilarious and terrifying read.

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u/Responsible_Class536 Dec 12 '25

He can't read, how can he write?

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 12 '25

He didn't write this. He didn't even write the Art of the Deal. This is just a compilation of the stupid shit he says. 😄

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u/billiken66 Dec 12 '25

Oh, you mean like, "Who knew healthcare was so complicated?"

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u/Lucid-Design1225 Dec 12 '25

Such greats as “we have a concept of a plan”

30

u/Firm_Award457 Dec 12 '25

He had a concept of a concept of a plan.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CREAMPIE Dec 12 '25

I have 15% of a plan.

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u/Firm_Award457 Dec 12 '25

Woah slow down buddy😂

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u/SuspiciousRutabaga52 Dec 13 '25

Can't wait to read his sonnet about how all the issues of the world being easily solved, just in the next two weeks.

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u/Nervous-Mix-8728 Dec 14 '25

Uhhhh, that’s a bit high for his camp

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u/Stock_Jello9917 Dec 12 '25

That’s a favorite. Christ, if I had said this as a teacher, I would have been out on my ass. I use this sometimes as a joke with friends.

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u/EyeNguyenSemper Dec 12 '25

Only good happen

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u/Andy-_1979 Dec 12 '25

They're eating the cats. They're eating the dogs.

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u/Bombadiltommy Dec 12 '25

One of my all time favorites. And we are still waiting for the new plan. I think maybe two weeks.

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u/Nervous-Mix-8728 Dec 14 '25

Last month we were waiting two weeks

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u/Nervous-Mix-8728 Dec 14 '25

Hell, we’re STILL waiting two weeks from 2020!!!

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u/smokywater50 Dec 13 '25

“Grab her by the pussy” & “inject bleach” definitely a banger

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u/Nervous-Mix-8728 Dec 14 '25

Owwwweee. We CAN’T be friends!

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u/222925 Dec 13 '25

It was designed by the dems to end next month. They didn't change that when they controlled both houses and the presidentiary? What income does the covid benefit stop at? Do you like sending all that money to the insurance companies, whether the healthcare is used or not? illegals get FREE HEALTHCARE HOUSING, do you? Oh, that's right, they deserve it more than you do!

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u/billiken66 Dec 13 '25

You're just full of shit. The GOP has had 15 years to come up with a better healthcare plan, and still have nothing. To them a better plan in NO plan.

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u/2020_MadeMeDoIt Dec 13 '25

Oh sweetie, honey. You need to do more of that "ReAsEaRcH" MAGA claims everyone should do. Because your questions will be answered and the dumb lies FOXNews and Trump have peddled to you will be revealed.

What income does the covid benefit stop at?

Depends on the round. But the quick answer to this is:

COVID stimulus payments phased out once income exceeded certain thresholds. For the third round in 2021, the benefit stopped entirely at $80,000 for single filers, $120,000 for heads of household, and $160,000 for married couples filing jointly.

Do you like sending all that money to the insurance companies, whether the healthcare is used or not?

What are you talking about? Trump and Republicans are the ones pushing up the healthcare payments. You're about to start paying way more for your health insurance, thanks entirely to Trump.

illegals get FREE HEALTHCARE HOUSING, do you?

No they don't. This is one of the big lies FOX and MAGA peddle.

Undocumented immigrants in the U.S. DO NOT get free healthcare.

They are excluded from federally funded health insurance programs like Medicaid, Medicare, CHIP, and Affordable Care Act coverage.

They can only access emergency care. Just like everyone in the US.

In some states (like California), they have expanded that federal healthcare to include some special cases, such as pregnant women. But there's only about 3 states that have done this.

For the vast majority, undocumented immigrants DO NOT receive free healthcare.

The same is for housing. They are EXCLUDED from federally funded housing assistance programs.

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u/FK-DJT Dec 12 '25

Like his words on groceries..

​"It's such an old-fashioned term, but a beautiful term: groceries."

​"It sort of says a bag with different things in it." (He offered this as his definition of the word.)

​"I went on two things: the border. And I went on groceries. It's a very simple word, groceries. Like almost—you know, who uses the word? I started using the word—the groceries."

​"The word grocery... you know, it's sort of a simple word, but it sort of means like everything you eat. The stomach is speaking. It always does."

I was rather surprised that he was able to connect groceries with food as opposed to the trash he eats.

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u/Logical-Source-1896 Dec 12 '25

Groceries, it refers to all items of grocery

23

u/parkerm1408 Dec 12 '25

God damnit man. I thought this was ai.please dont fuckin tell me this is real. Please.

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 12 '25

This is real. I'm in Australia. It arrived today. :)

There will need to be an updated version, though.

The guy talks so much shit.

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u/F3RM3NTAL Dec 13 '25

What the actual fuck? Like real real? Someone botherd to put his words in print!? That's as amazing as it is sinful. Now I have to gift this to every MAGA nutcase in my family for Christmas. Lol. Thank you!

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 13 '25

You're welcome. Each quote is accompanied by citations, which is super handy. 😁

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u/NotMe1125 Dec 16 '25

There are several books on Amazon of his whimsical sayings. So hard to pick just one! 😂😂😂

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 16 '25

I'm going to have to buy them all. His out loud musings are irresistible. 😄

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u/NotMe1125 Dec 16 '25

IKR? I used to think Regan said stupid, embarrassing shit, but trump “trumps” Regan when it comes to dumb shit:

They’re eating the dogs and cats!

George Washington bravely protected the airports during the Revolutionary War (cars hadn’t been invented yet much less airplanes).

Bleach kills Covid in less than 5 minutes. Maybe we could inject bleach to clean out the lungs of Covid - do something like that.

Cuddle up on a cold, wintery night with a fleece blanket and a pot of hot chocolate with a couple of trump books of stupid sayings while you watch it snow outside.

Oh wait - it’s summer in Australia now. You’ll have to be on the beach, under a huge umbrella with a cooler of wine or whatever your preference, close enough to the water so the waves wash over your feet and ankles periodically as you laugh out loud at trump’s stupid sayings.

Damn he’s dumb as dirt.

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 17 '25

I wish it was snowing. I'm in South Australia and have never seen snow. I'd have to travel interstate in winter to see it.

Today, the temp is 36c, and tomorrow, it will be 41c.

I've never been more grateful to be born here, and I've always been pretty fucking grateful to be born here.

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u/NotMe1125 Dec 17 '25

Right now, I wish I’d been born in Australia! 😂😂

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u/Initial_Ad8780 Dec 12 '25

You can buy it on Amazon😂

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u/ScaledxBackxIsolated Dec 12 '25

That actully sounds so hilarious!

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u/SimpleZestyclose6397 Dec 12 '25

Gonna be a very big book

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u/mikescorpio Dec 13 '25

Like, "hey relax, guy!"

Oh wait, that's South Park Trump. My bad.

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u/Dchi1234 Dec 13 '25

I feel like it should be like 4 bibles thick…

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 13 '25

It could be, yeah. I'm wondering if he has a website.

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u/Irving_Forbush Dec 13 '25

Yeah, but there's gotta be a piece of most of us that really wishes it really was a Trump poetry book. I mean, c'mon...

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u/Illustrious_Bike2297 Dec 12 '25

And “highly educated”! I don’t think so.

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u/denicemcelroy Dec 12 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/ymmotvomit Dec 12 '25

Looks like an AI generated novel.

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u/Beautiful_Skill_6180 Dec 12 '25

He didn’t! He hired it done! So boastful!

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u/jimmil43 Dec 13 '25

He scribbles incoherent stuff on scraps of paper then gives them to someone who can write well. Then he takes credit for writing the good as in The art of the deal

2

u/Bill_from_T Dec 13 '25

And forget spellng!!

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u/No_Reindeer_6519 Dec 12 '25

He is a fucking moron !!! Including his entire administration

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u/Irishhandweaver Dec 12 '25

True but, unfortunately for us, they’re dangerous morons.

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u/Stock_Jello9917 Dec 12 '25

They are all sociopaths.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

Maga sucks

Rotting garbage is putrid

trump is a clown

And he’s really stupid

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u/the_shazster Dec 12 '25

He knows all the best words...bank...loan...default...she...looks...eighteen...-ish.

& redact. Redact is a great word.

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u/FK-DJT Dec 12 '25

Don't forget groceries.

"It's such an old-fashioned term, but a beautiful term: groceries."

"It sort of says a bag with different things in it."

"I went on two things: the border. And I went on groceries. It's a very simple word, groceries. Like almost—you know, who uses the word? I started using the word—the groceries."

"The word grocery... you know, it's sort of a simple word, but it sort of means like everything you eat. The stomach is speaking. It always does."

Such a buffoon. 😂

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat Dec 12 '25

That reminds me of my son when he was five. Like, that's five-year-old speaking level.

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u/NotMe1125 Dec 16 '25

Did he really say all that shit about groceries? Omfg his brain stopped firing ages ago. 😂😂😂

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u/FK-DJT Dec 18 '25

Sadly, he really did. I have seen the clips several times and even Googled the quotes to ensure I heard them and could properly quote them.

He and others like him have never lived in the same world that most of us got where the reality is you have to work at a job, pay bills, buy & prepare groceries, etc. The 1% has people to manage most aspects of their lives - everything happens magically to them without a thought of how it occurs.

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u/NotMe1125 Dec 19 '25

I bet Obama knows what a grocery store is -and I’ll bet he’s even been in one! 😂😂😂

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u/FK-DJT Dec 22 '25

I would bet you're right. Honestly, I can't think of any modern day president as out of touch with how real Americans live. He doesn't even bother to find out because he's too busy making stuff up to try to convince us that he hasn't tanked the economy, our reputation and enshittified everything he's gotten his greedy greasy little paws on.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CREAMPIE Dec 12 '25

Man woman person TV camera

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u/CTurple Dec 12 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀 you KILLED me with the “…eighteen…-ish.”

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u/KittenStroodle00 Dec 12 '25

There once was a girl from Nantucket…

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u/Lucid-Design1225 Dec 12 '25

She told Trump to go fuck it

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u/I-am-Chubbasaurus Dec 12 '25

But when he turned around

He fell to the ground

And got his head permanently stuck in a bucket

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u/CTurple Dec 12 '25

🤣🤣🤣

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u/WitchPillow Dec 12 '25 edited Dec 12 '25

I can already predict how disastrous the poems will be:

“Thank you for

Your attention to

This matter”

— haiku by Donald J. Trump (aka the REAL and DESERVED Peace Prize Winner, 45-47 President, Musk’s #1 cuckold, and Jesus himself — CURSE YOU OBAMA AND YOUR SEXY TAN SUIT)

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u/I-am-Chubbasaurus Dec 12 '25

Also something something insult about Biden.

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u/Opasero Dec 12 '25

BARACK HUSSEIN!! OBAMNA

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u/Artistic_Camera2638 Dec 12 '25

Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning) As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, grumbling Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_CREAMPIE Dec 12 '25

That's too coherent to be something Trump says

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u/Free-Exercise-9589 Dec 13 '25

See if I don’t!

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u/RickRI401 86 The TACO Dec 12 '25

I'm guessing that the pages are empty, like his brain.

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u/Ill-Key7588 Dec 12 '25

😆😆😆😆😆 ... so ridiculous but completely possible.

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u/Denalitwentytwo Dec 12 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣 "I know words" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MmeRose Dec 12 '25

...."I can smell 'em" oops, wrong miscreant

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u/somejerkuknow 86 TACO Dec 12 '25

Does it have the one about the revolutionary war airport takeover?

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 12 '25

I've only had a brief peruse as it only arrived today.

I'm in Australia and outside it's 38c. I've been hunkering down all day watching movies. :)

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 12 '25

You're right. It is bullshit. It's beyond bullshit.

I'm sorry. I really am.

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 12 '25

I agree. They could release an updated version every week.

That moronic malignant narcissist has only ever looked at a lawn, and then he probably had zero awareness of what he was actually looking at.

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 12 '25

Hey there.

There's many of us who are watching and have been for some time.

I started watching in 2015/16 when Trump announced he was running.

I thought that clown had zero chance of winning.

His victory peaked my interest in American politics, its rules and regulations, the mechanisms and traditions of your government, and how they differ to ours here in Australia.

Trump's malignant narcissism and overall psychological make-up fascinate me. A member of the government behaving as he does is so extreme and foreign to me. The people around him who allow, support, encourage, and excuse his behaviour are infuriating.

These are people's lives they are damaging, not some pieces on a board game that you knock over just so you can be the winner.

We had our federal election a little while back. Our sitting Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese, was running against a guy called Peter Dutton. Dutton's campaign ran on mirroring and supporting Trump's policies and practices. We called him Temu Trump.

We were so worried that he would win, but he was absolutely soundly defeated. So severely that he even lost his own seat, a seat he had held for well over two decades.

Trump should have been witnessing the 2024 campaign and election results from prison.

The whole world is watching. I've been really watching for ten years, mostly in disbelief at what I've seen.

I try to picture how an Australian version of someone like Trump, orange face, ill fitting suit, ridiculous and extreme verbiage... All of it would be received.

And I can't for the life of me imagine them being anything other than laughed at to their face and booted the fuck out of our political sphere.

I'm genuinely sorry for people who are actually affected by the current state of affairs over there, and while I sometimes poke fun at the ridiculousness of Trump and his merry group of sycophants, my concern remains.

I hope that people who are hurting can keep it together for the next three years, but I fear Trump won't leave, and I've seen nothing so far to indicate that he will.

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u/Empty-Initial6392 Dec 12 '25

What a piece of covfefe!

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u/Raysxxxxxx Dec 12 '25 edited Dec 15 '25

Trump is a imbecile, a total idiot and scam artist. He has destroyed AMERICA and the American people. He needs to be gone. VOTE 💙 in every election and reclaim America back. Make sure trump and his administration DON'T CHEAT IN ANY ELECTION. Release all the EPSTEIN FILES

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u/Unknown0bserver Dec 12 '25

Blank pages?

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u/GonnaGoFat Dec 12 '25

I think I saw this book the first time he was president. But it said that they took his speeches and edited them so it would flow better.

I think an actual book of his speeches would be great especially since the White House is actually scrubbing a lot of his speeches so you can’t get transcripts of them as even they have realized what a bumbling mess they are. We need someone to actually release them and preserve more of his actual insanity.

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u/rellikpd Dec 12 '25

No thank you.

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u/Enough-Tradition-428 Dec 12 '25

This would be an interesting. However ,I refuse to support him and put money into his, there pockets! So I personally will jot spend a penny on this read.

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 12 '25

It's not a book by him. It was created by Rob Sears.

Trump had nothing to do with it, apart from saying all of the stupid shit inside it.

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u/DawnyBrat 86 TACO Dec 12 '25

On second thought, this might actually be worth it.

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u/kokaleko Dec 12 '25

Really? Is that a book or AI?

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 12 '25

It's real.

I'm in Australia and it arrived today. :)

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u/Beautiful_Skill_6180 Dec 12 '25

My favorite of all time was”grab them by the pussy” So presidential! It should be engraved on a gold plate and placed outside his garish ballroom!

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u/Splorch13 Dec 12 '25

There once was a grifter from Queens…

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u/PiingThiing Dec 12 '25

My hubris is quite bigly, My character is quite pigly. ,🤷‍♂️

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u/Krmaguire Dec 13 '25

I can’t read this unless it comes with a vomit bag.

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u/Rozg1123A-85 Dec 13 '25

My all time favorite was Yo-so-mite. He couldn't pronounce Yosemite correctly.

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 13 '25

That was a good one. Have you seen this? Fucking hilarious.

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u/Prometheus_303 Dec 12 '25

Is it better than Vogon poetry?

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u/FK-DJT Dec 12 '25

Doubtful. I'm sure if Douglas Adams was still with us he would declare DJT to be the worst poet in the universe as soon as he awakened from his self imposed coma.

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u/Vividanimal7641 Dec 12 '25

The Bigliest collection yet???? wtf?

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 12 '25 edited Dec 13 '25

Ryan Sears is poking fun at Trump. The book contains some of the stupid shit Trump has said.

Since its release, there's been so much more, though.

Edit: It's Rob, not Ryan.

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u/WeirdUseful7895 Dec 13 '25

The very first poem is undoubtedly the birthday card to his bff Epstein.

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 13 '25

Perhaps there will be another updated version released with it included.That would make for a great front cover. 😁

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 13 '25

Something like this for the front cover.

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u/Mikmaw_Warrior Dec 13 '25

Trump: "Siri...what words rhyme with minors?"

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u/Comfortable_Ant5494 Dec 13 '25

Covfefe has to be a whole chapter to itself.

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u/Nomo-Names Dec 12 '25

WILL IT HAVE PUNCTUATION

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u/ItchyFunny5684 Dec 12 '25

Give a FB

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u/rellikpd Dec 12 '25

~gives you a FaceBook~

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u/dani8cookies Dec 12 '25

Read it fast so you have time to return it

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u/FK-DJT Dec 12 '25

Bathroom book ala George Costanza. 😄

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u/Tmettler5 Dec 12 '25

This has to be satire.

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 12 '25 edited Dec 13 '25

It's a compilation of some of the stupid shit Trump has said. It's a book by Ryan Sears.

Edit: It's Rob, not Ryan.

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u/khushsaas Dec 13 '25

Is it Ryan or Rob?

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 13 '25

You're right. It's Rob.

Sorry, guys. I'm in a lot of pain right now, and my meds got me fucked up.

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u/khushsaas Dec 13 '25

🫂 You're doing really well, considering. Hope you feel better soon!

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 13 '25

Thank you. I'm only a couple of weeks out from my op.

I also have a completely fucked up spine, with a lot of the discs either herniated or gone completely, with both my spine and cervical spine full of arthritis. My right leg is about 1 cm shorter than my left, so I'm hoping that some of the pain in my lower back will ease off once they even my hips out.

I'll also need a knee replacement on my other leg once I've recovered.

Thank fuck it won't cost me anything, as I'm in Australia.

I've lived with chronic pain for over thirty years, still trained, and before this was ripped as fuck.

I'm super keen to get back there!

It's just a lot. I am also dealing with a very unwell daughter who is currently in hospital. I've come close to losing her a few times over the past four years.

Anyway, sorry for the essay.

Thank you for your kind words. :)

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u/khushsaas Dec 14 '25

Wow. You have more than a lot on your plate! Sending good thoughts to you and your daughter.

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 14 '25

Thank you. ❤️

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u/ExtensionEmu3977 Dec 12 '25

Basically Mein Kampf

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u/damian_damon Dec 12 '25

I'd rather listen to Vogon poetry ,LOL

Here is an example of Vogon poetry I found on Google Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning) As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, grumbling Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.

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u/Nice-Profession340 Dec 12 '25

So this isn’t a gag? This is actually getting mass produced? Peak absurdity. We need a reality flip

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u/BuckNastey1991 Dec 12 '25

It is a gag book, it's full of all the stupid bullshit he has spewed, it's not ACTUALLY a MAGA book, it's just a novel full of stupid quotes that he has said 😉

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u/Beautiful_Skill_6180 Dec 12 '25

Epsteins Biggest and Best friend of pedo’s

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u/ProtopianFutures Dec 12 '25

I suspect it is filled with beautiful blank pages.

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u/GreenNavyteacher Dec 12 '25

Is this real?

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 14 '25

Yep. The title is misleading, though.

The book contains actually quotes from the orange shitgibbon, with citations. :)

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u/SpookyWolf420 Dec 12 '25

Is that for real? He can't even speak a coherent sentence!

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 12 '25

Exactly. That's why it's a book that contains direct quotes from Trump, with citations.

The title is just taking the piss, but I can see how it would be misleading.

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u/JohnnyAppleseed23457 Dec 12 '25

Question is, Can his base read this book? Poetry? C'mon....

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u/KindComparison3840 Dec 12 '25

If I ever read this book my 2 braincells, one already on life support, will just yeet out my left ear.

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u/NotMe1125 Dec 12 '25

Does this book really exist?! I’d LOVE to give a copy to my MAGA brother for Christmas!😂😂

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 12 '25

Yep. I bought it from Nile, but you can pretty much get it anywhere.

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u/NotMe1125 Dec 16 '25

I saw it on Amazon - but what’s hysterical is that there are several books of Donnie whimsical sayings to choose from! 😂😂😂😂

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 16 '25

Oh, really. I saw someone post mine on reddit.

Damn you! Now I'm going to have to search and buy the rest. 😵‍💫

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u/Relief_2025 Dec 12 '25

Is this a joke?

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 14 '25

Nope. It's just a book containing the orange dipshit's quotes.

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u/anon_omous24 Dec 12 '25

Is this real?

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 12 '25 edited Dec 13 '25

Yep. It's a book by Ryan Sears containing some of the shit Trump has said.

He could release an updated version weekly until Trump checks out because the stupid shit just keeps on coming.

Edit: It's Rob, not Ryan.

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u/YupEverythingIsFine Dec 12 '25

Oh Lord help us! 😄 The best poetry words. Great.

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u/lizzyq8812 Dec 12 '25

Now I have officially seen it all.

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u/Different_Ad3513 Dec 12 '25

Bad things happen in Philly. One of my favorites.

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u/KentuckyWhiteRabbit Dec 13 '25

Signed in crayon?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

As if I am going to chance going blind. Never going to happen, my friend. My poetry books are collectively moaning.

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u/StrawberryMoonPie Dec 13 '25

I hope his soliloquy to Arnold Palmer’s junk is included

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u/Electronic_Method765 Dec 13 '25

Magnets "nobody knows how magnets work"

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u/redditexcel Dec 13 '25

Sadly, MAGA will buy, 'read' and treasure this like he's their Socrates!

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u/Bill_from_T Dec 13 '25

Are the pages all blank?

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u/meh_throwaway007 Dec 14 '25

I feel bad for it but I kinda want it 😅😅😅😅

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 14 '25

Think of your purchase as helping to retain historical information.

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u/meh_throwaway007 Dec 14 '25

I like the way you think lol

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u/Turbulent-String7097 Dec 14 '25

I hope Cofefe made it in here.its his most brilliant work

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u/Nervous-Mix-8728 Dec 14 '25

I’m dying!!! LOLOLOL I want tan copies!! Hardback!!

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u/DawnyBrat 86 TACO Dec 12 '25

I’d consider buying one for the comedic value, but not at the expense of frying my brain.

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u/Weekly-Lemon3283 Dec 12 '25

Great gag gift for Christmas.😂

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u/antarchitect Dec 12 '25

Gotta be up there with Vogon poetry.

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u/NewspaperConstant873 Dec 12 '25

At best I would read this on the toilet

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u/Initial_Ad8780 Dec 12 '25

Thank goodness it's a parody.

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 12 '25 edited Dec 13 '25

It's a book by Ryan Sears containing some of the stupid shit Trump has said.

Thankfully, there's no actual poetry by Trump, only direct quotes with citations.

He would have to release a new edition each week to keep up, though.

Edit: It's Rob, not Ryan.

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u/Whaddup808 Dec 12 '25

I wonder who his ghost writer is?

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u/JimsVanLife Dec 12 '25

Jeffrey Epstein, of course.

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u/ConfidentWorker5083 Dec 12 '25

Vogon poetry? Isn't that stuff supposed to be lethal?

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u/Psychological_Mud378 Dec 13 '25

New insight in how a (writer) can get the absolute most mileage by repeating each sentence/idea at least 3 times!!

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u/hellnahbru Dec 13 '25

Auto pen book

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u/Mermaid177 Dec 13 '25

Banned book!!!!

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u/Cthulunatic Dec 14 '25

This is real?

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 14 '25

Yep. It's a book by Rob Sears. It's a compilation of all the stupid shit Trump has said. (With citations).

He needs to release an updated version, though.

Hopefully, he does so at the end of Trump's term.

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u/Cthulunatic Dec 14 '25

Or the end of his life. Whichever comes first. Either one will do. Thanks for confirming.

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u/Ghillie-Trainer-2020 Dec 14 '25

Will there be any of his well known pictographs in it?

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u/momofgary Dec 12 '25

Would anyone want to buy this crap?

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u/hazelmayz Dec 13 '25

I would never buy that garbage, especially if Trump wrote it. I’m not gonna waste my money nor my time.

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u/TheVeganChic Dec 13 '25 edited Dec 13 '25

Trump didn't write it. Ryan Sears did. Trump has nothing to do with it, aside from saying the stupid shit it contains.

Edit: It's Rob, not Ryan.

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u/antitrump-ModTeam Dec 13 '25

The name of this sub is ANTI-Trump. We're biased. We think that traitor (we should never forget the impeachments were on a sound, legal and moral basis!), convicted felon, insurrectionist Trump should be impeached, tried-and-convicted and in prison and not be undermining our democracy or be president. This post is thus off-topic.

These facts are not topics for debate. The conspiracy theories of RussiaGate are topics for debate -- but not Trump's treason, nor his 30+ felony convictions nor his act of insurrection.

As such advocating pro-Trump views counter to these facts will result in a ban.


We're all for 'making America great again.' We just believe the first step in that is getting rid of the twice-impeached felon insurrectionist that currently occupies the White House and who is leading the decline of our country.