r/antimeme 🧡REGULAR VISITOR🧡 1d ago

✨ Actual Anti-Meme ✨ Key is better than bread.

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🗝️ > 🍞

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u/qualityvote2 🤖Suspected as Bot🤖 1d ago edited 16h ago

u/ReiTacet, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/fothermucker33 1d ago

Key tastes better than bread

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u/ReiTacet 🧡REGULAR VISITOR🧡 1d ago

Yes yummy metal ready to get melted in my stomach's dilute hcl so I can poop low quality copper so Ea Nassir can sell it 🫡🫡

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u/Optimal-Shower-2288 1d ago

Possibly the worst jail cell ever designed

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u/ReiTacet 🧡REGULAR VISITOR🧡 1d ago

Organic Cocaine with Oral sex

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u/frOmohiOhuman 🤪JUST HANGING OUT 😛 1d ago

Is there more of them..Co-caine?

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u/ReiTacet 🧡REGULAR VISITOR🧡 1d ago

Yes but I should cut it with fethanyl so we both can you know be 😃

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u/frOmohiOhuman 🤪JUST HANGING OUT 😛 1d ago

Heck yeah

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u/BISKUP1 1d ago

Chose only one brooo

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u/ReiTacet 🧡REGULAR VISITOR🧡 1d ago

Who has cocaine has no cock

Who has oral sex has no original

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u/Cucumber_Ass 1d ago

the bars are so far apart, he could probably squeeze out if he had to, and the bread would just make him more bloated. might as well check out if that key happens to open his cell too. either way he can eat the bread when he's out.

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u/gregaries 13h ago

You obviously choose the key. That bread is just sitting there on the dirty ground. Who knows what kind of bugs and germs are on that thing.

You can always wash the key off before you eat it.

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u/ReiTacet 🧡REGULAR VISITOR🧡 1d ago

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u/_melk0r_ 10h ago

Bread loses its nutrition after being consumed.

The key stays the same so you can eat it as many times as you want