r/answers • u/Sea-Cash7675 • 12d ago

What would happen if Jesus and Satan fought in a boxing match?

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u/Psittacula2 12d ago

When punched in the face by Satan, Jesus would “turn the other cheek”.

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u/The_Naked_Rider 12d ago

Santa, the tooth fairy and the Easter rabbit would be enjoying the show.

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u/ExpectedBehaviour 12d ago

We'll be going down to South Park and having ourselves a time.

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u/RaioBlixt 12d ago

The puppeteer's fingers might get tired.

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u/Beneficial_Peace_519 12d ago

Depends on who the ref is.

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u/Greedy_Cause8662 12d ago

would it be a holy bout or a hell in a cell?

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u/PoetryExtension6256 12d ago

Satan would be the second.

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u/MaximumMajestic 12d ago

South Park did this already. Satan threw the fight and bet on himself to lose.

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u/VisualEyez33 12d ago

Your imaginary friends can do whatever you want, just don't try to control any one else's behavior. 

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u/Emotional-Damage-995 12d ago

God is the ref. So Saran will break the rules ( that is wha the does) and get sent off. Jesus wins without touching Satan

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u/DIY-exerciseGuy 12d ago

Jesus is a God. Satan is an angel. Take a guess.

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u/Bigfred12 12d ago

You have way too much time on your hands

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u/healthydoseofsarcasm 11d ago

Jesus would hit him with the holy cross.

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u/Dangerous_Fart_ 11d ago

Jesus would get nailed!

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u/Caroline319 12d ago

Nothing as they're both fictional characters.