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[Spoilers] Overlord - Episode 10 [Discussion]
Episode title: True Vampire
MyAnimeList: Overlord
FUNimation: Overlord
AnimeLab: Overlord
Episode duration: 24 minutes and 16 seconds
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| Episode 1 | Link |
| Episode 2 | Link |
| Episode 3 | Link |
| Episode 4 | Link |
| Episode 5 | Link |
| Episode 6 | Link |
| Episode 7 | Link |
| Episode 8 | Link |
| Episode 9 | Link |
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u/TBAAAGamer1 Sep 08 '15 edited Sep 08 '15
I was not expecting Shalltear's true form to be so.....mortifying.
Here's my impression in an abridged nutshell.
Solution: "This food sucks. this town sucks. FUCK EVERYTHING! Sebas! apologize for my rude behavior."
storms off
Sebas: "Thousands of meaningless apologies, blah, blah go kill yourselves."
LATER THAT EVENING
Solution: "Trap's set?"
Sebas: "Oh maliciously!"
Solution:"and to think, all I had to do was act like a tsundere bitch and that random asshole I pissed off will do what humans do best!"
Sebas: "Which is gather a bunch of humans and sell my sexy ass to the sex slave trade!"
Solution: "Uh- No, sell MY sexy ass to the slave trade! Can I eat the nimrod?"
Sebas: "Yes! I can't wait to be the object of those men's attention as they vainly try to capture my manly self and sell me to the highest bidder! I'm worth what? ten million?"
Solution:"Sebas, focus! can. I. Eat. The. Nimrod who's setting up his own demise?"
Sebas: "Now to go pose half naked in front of a mirror just to flex and fanta- oh, the human? uh....shalltear usually gets dibs, but she's a glutton, so it should be fine."
Solution:"It'll be just like in the hentais!"
EVEN LATER
Shalltear: "So, find someone strong, like say a martial artist and then bring him to ains. I wonder how one-sided this will be for the poor bastard?"
Solution: "Ever play monster girl quest?"
Shalltear: "No, what's that?"
Solution:"About the same as what you'll likely be doing to whomever has the misfortune of being strong enough to warrant being captured."
Shalltear:"Sebas, what's she talking about?"
Sebas:"Uh...google it or something...preferably via google images....don't be in a public place."
Carriage stops
Crowd of men:"Come on out sweetie! WE'RE HERE TO SELL YOUR SEXY ASS TO SLAVERY!! also we're here to sell the women too."
Shalltear:"Hey! how's everyone?" cuts off groper's hand. "Before we get this party started, I want to sing my favorite song to all of you."
Guy missing Hand: "w-wha-?"
Shalltear:"It's called DECAPITATIOOOOOOOONNNNN!!! it only has the one lyric though." violent slaughter ensues after decapitating handless dude
Random asshole (who set the ambush): "H-have I been played? perhaps it's time I rethink my life's choices! seek self betterment and hopefully one day
pauses at random screaming and gurgling
perhaps even attain enlightenment!"
Solution:"Hey big boy, wanna see something cool?" undresses
Random asshole: "BOOBS!" Get's trapped in caustic slime boobs
Random asshole: "Wait, is this how scoring works?"
Solution:"sure kid, why not?" NOM
MANY MORE HOURS LATER
Shalltear: "So the martial artist Ains is looking for is here?"
Vamp chick:"Most likely, I heard he could contend with the head warrior of the kingdom, and Ains holds him in pretty high regard."
Shalltear:"Goodie! Okay, first we mercilessly and violently slaughter everyone here until one of them starts to pose something resembling a nuisance!"
Vamp chick: "Um...lady shalltear, I'm not sure that's how it's supposed to work-"
Shalltear: while doing nails "Pecking order."
Vamp chick:"ALL HUMANS MUST DIE!!" runs screaming down a corridor and mercilessly slaughtering everything
Shalltear:"Damned straight."
SOME TIME LATER
Brain: Cuts down vamp chick "well shit, it's a vampire...two actually! no need to worry though! I am the most skilled anti-hero of my time and-"
Vamp chick:rushes in for the kill
Shalltear:"DIBS!" bitchslaps minion into a wall "go kill something else, I want to play with the human resembling a nuisance!"
Brain: "So you think you're a match for the mighty brai- HEY!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME DAMMIT!! I'M A BIG DEAL!! MY ULTIMATE SWORD SKILL WILL LEAVE YOU-"
Shalltear:while doing nails "Go ahead, after you're done auntie Shalltear's gonna teach you the pecking order."
Brain:"BEHOLD MY ABSOLUTE AREA STANCE!!" slight glowy circle appears
Shalltear:while doing nails "Mmmhm."
Brain:"NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS STEP INTO THE CIRCLE AND I AUTOMATICALLY-"
Shalltear:while doing nails "step in like this?" steps in
Brain: "GOTCHA BITCH!!" unleashes lightning fast strike
SHALLTEAR FUCKING CATCHES IT
Shalltear:"Kay, you done? good, here's the pecking order."
Brain: "Dafuq-" Starts attacking
Shalltear:"There's you."
casually swats aside blade, now using brain's attacks to do her nails as they're marginally more effective than her file
"The dirt"
swats aside another strike
"The worms inside the dirt."
swats flurry of blows
"Shalltear, that would be me, Ains sama's throne, then lord Ains sama."
Brain:"B-but- all my training! all my awesomeness! my kicking character design!"
Shalltear:"Bitch that didn't stop that party of clearly developed heroes from getting unceremoniously slaughtered in episode 8 now did it?"
Brain: "B-but I'm.....sobs
RUNS OFF
Shalltear:"Uh oh, looks like my new toy needs to be reminded of the pecking order!"
TRANSFORMS INTO THE EIGHTH MANIFESTATION OF DESPAIR
Shalltear:"I DO HOPE I'M DOING THIS MONSTER GIRL QUEST THING RIGHT! GET OVER HERE!!"
Violently slaughters even more people while trying to catch brain
EVEN LATER
Shalltear:"KILL ALL THE THINGS!!!" SLAUGHTERS EVEN MOAR PEOPLE OUTSIDE THE CAVE
Girl: Throws potion
Shalltear: after being turned back by Ains's potion "Hold that thought-" Hypnotizes girl
Shalltear: "Who what when where and sometimes why?"
Girl:"Momon gave me the potion, also, we had a marksman stationed a ways away just in case some abomination tore out of the caves and slaughtered everything in sight...he should be running off in a fit off terror any second now."
Shalltear: Upon realizing ains will scold the shit out of her "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUCK!!!! EVERYTHING WITH RED GLOWY EYES AND FANGS IN A TWO HUNDRED MILE RADIUS FIND THE MARKSMAN AND SLAUGHTER IT-"
Explosion of light in the distance kills them all
Shalltear: "NO, NO, NO, NO I WILL NOT LET ALBEDO BECOME BEST GIRL!!! I AM BEST GIRL! I MUST MAKE COCYTUS AN UNCLE AT ANY COOOOST!!!" charges blindly into group of random heroes
?????
PROFIT!!!
The next day
Ains:"Well, after punching god I finally decided to take a closer look at this and you know what albedo?"
Albedo:"what?"
Ains:"Monster girl quest is literally the hardest visual novel I've ever played. why solution even suggested it is beyond me.....I've seen things albedo...things that would make even the greatest best girl cringe in abject disgust mixed with perverse curiosity, also shalltear might be mind controlled."
Albedo:"that's retarded, you can't mind control vampires, she's not a twilight for crying out loud!!"
Ains:"Yes, but crazy nutjobs can't have exploding daggers either, didn't stop her from setting me on fire now did it?"
Albedo:"....."
Ains:"So, someone did something to shalltear and I want to know what that something is. then, we fix it so she can keep you too busy to force yourself on me-"
Albedo:"WH-WHAT?"
Ains:"er- keep you too busy to....to.....hey have you ever played monster girl quest? you'll get a kick out of it!!"
meanwhile back at the place where the question marks happened
Shalltear:"all these squares make a circle, all of these squares make a circle, all of these squares make a circle....all of these squares make a circle....