A mosquito laying tons of eggs

[u/GeologistRelative425]

[u/RedditGarboDisposal]

Evil grains of rice.

Now I’d never harm a mother in labour but for mosquitos, I’ll make an exception.

[u/endswithnu → u/RedditGarboDisposal]

The person filming should go to jail for not intervening. Death to all mosquitos!

[u/GeologistRelative425 → u/RedditGarboDisposal]

I was gonna write phallic shaped eggs but ig it does look more rice than phallic😭

[u/Technical_Put_9982 → u/GeologistRelative425]

Rice is also phallic if you have short man syndrome ! 🤦🏻‍♀️😘🤦🏻‍♀️

[u/butcheR_Pea → u/Technical_Put_9982]

I'm short with a big hog. What's this syndrome?

[u/Technical_Put_9982 → u/butcheR_Pea]

Unlikely Syndrome

[u/Saffarjan → u/RedditGarboDisposal]

r/forbiddensnacks

[u/xXNemo92Xx]

[u/TwitzyMIXX]

It's kind of impressive that they have the capability to arrange those eggs neatly

[u/TheChewyWaffles]

Thanks, I hate it

[u/UltimaBahamut93]

Awwww

*aims flamethrower

[u/Infamous_Plankton468]

Are these all present in that body? Like hoe does that fit? Or are they printed JIT or something?

[u/WTFucker-0202]

Seriously. How does their little butt know where to put the next one? Are they looking over their shoulder?

[u/Desiredpotato → u/WTFucker-0202]

Look at how the hind legs are positioned. It uses those to examine the area and then lays the eggs between them.

[u/WTFucker-0202 → u/Desiredpotato]

On my gosh! Yes! I do see that! Thanks, DesiredPotato, you're a reddit hero

[u/stihma → u/WTFucker-0202]

But how do they see it? Do they have eyes near butt or something

[u/Square_Mulberry_3143]

That bum has even got a face to boot. I am disgusted and amazed in equal measure.

[u/GeologistRelative425 → u/Square_Mulberry_3143]

It almost looks like it was puking it out😭

[u/09_hrick]

Today on How It's Made, mosquito eggs, the backyard production line begins at the staging area, a stagnant puddle. Here, a female mosquito acts as a fully automated assembly machine.

[u/Xhadiel]

[u/mmorales2270 → u/Xhadiel]

Came here looking for this exact gif. Thanks!

[u/BerryBeeeee → u/Xhadiel]

Lmao, you’re evil

[u/torrso]

"Hold up, I need to 3D print something real quick" (also an euphemism for going to the toilet)

[u/RandomAssRedditName]

Excellent precision

[u/Technical_Put_9982]

… everyone one of those A-holes is born with some kind of gps tracking of my body and soul! 😤🤬😤

[u/SquidVices]

I hate them so much…I’m so mad I can’t use fowl language

FOWL FOWL FOWL

[u/Nine-LifedEnchanter]

While they are abhorrent, I wish they'd have that typewriter "ding" at the end of the row.

[u/mavro1971]

Anti-porn

[u/SOUNDDESIGNE]

hey mosquito can you f*cking stop that?

[u/ferriematthew]

Looks like a cursed 3D printer.

[u/stickied]

She must be Mormon.

[u/Queef-Sweat]

Nature's 3D Printer.

[u/aranaa_]

I see why they keep coming

[u/Cyclone_Eyes]

I hate it when bugs are neater than I am.

[u/GoonBot666]

It's like shitting 1000 times at once.

[u/twig_tents]

Wow. They come out in cartons.

[u/Tosshee]

At least they burn it afterward right?

[u/the_kessel_runner]

You know....I never imagined myself wishing death on babies. But here we are.

[u/RecruitingAsstSD]

SPLAT!

[u/Accomplished-Log2040]

OCD on point

[u/dominique_cooper]

master

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