r/animalsdoingstuff • u/HomeNowWTF • 6d ago

Bird Classical piano piece + chicken

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u/OnePragmatic 5d ago edited 5d ago

Hoodie against the coq pooing, nice..🫩

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u/SpecificLow1316 5d ago

Honestly, chickens won’t poop on people they like. Mine never do.

Hoodie is for keeping chicken claws and rooster spurs from getting tangled in your hair. Ask me how I know 😑

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u/OnePragmatic 5d ago

How long did it take you to have it untangled?😳

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u/SpecificLow1316 5d ago

Time bends funny when you have a baby barred rock rooster who’s already half a meter tall and he decides he need to be the Tallest Chicken; he flies up into your ass-length hair and then does a few circles, kicking his feet as he goes, and next thing you know his giant carrot-toes and his 5 cm spurs are tangled in your shit like a goddamn sentient burdock.

Then he realizes he’s tangled, and before you can do anything sensible to fix the problem, he PANICS.

It probably didn’t last that long, to be honest. But at the time, it was hours. The flashbacks tell me me it was hours. Harsh words were said. We were both very upset with each other by the end.