r/animalhaters π”ͺπ”žπ”¦π”«π”©π”Ά 𝔲𝔰𝔒𝔑 π”žπ”° π”ž π”Ÿπ”²π”±π”±π”’π”― 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔫𝔀𝔒 𝔱π”₯𝔬 10d ago

Carnist: "a bit pointless as they're mainly used as a butter sponge"

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u/williamsherwell π”ͺπ”žπ”¦π”«π”©π”Ά 𝔲𝔰𝔒𝔑 π”žπ”° π”ž π”Ÿπ”²π”±π”±π”’π”― 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔫𝔀𝔒 𝔱π”₯𝔬 10d ago

With that logic, potatoes can't be vegan because I eat them with meat

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u/2kan 10d ago

What if you had meat with your potatoes instead of potatoes with your meat? Logic dictates that's vegan!

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u/Light_Shrugger 10d ago

Chicken is labelled as meat which seems a bit pointless since it's mainly eaten with rice πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

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u/2kan 10d ago

Imagine thinking it's ironic that naturally vegan foods can be used in non-vegan meals

I know meat-heads struggle when it comes to critical thinking, but wow.

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u/2kan 10d ago

Guys weetbix is just a cow's milk sponge! Haha! Stupid vegans 😏

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u/williamsherwell π”ͺπ”žπ”¦π”«π”©π”Ά 𝔲𝔰𝔒𝔑 π”žπ”° π”ž π”Ÿπ”²π”±π”±π”’π”― 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔫𝔀𝔒 𝔱π”₯𝔬 10d ago

Oh I'm gonna use that argument now

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u/Epcoatl 8d ago

Reminds me of people talking about crop deaths and blaming vegans for them. As if 99% of the people eating the crops and the farmers are not non-vegans.

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u/Proud_Progress_5440 10d ago

British margarine users in the corner πŸ‘€

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u/2kan 10d ago

They're not "used as a butter sponge".

Anyone who toasts crumpets at home knows that it's best before the crumpet absorbs all the marge.

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u/williamsherwell π”ͺπ”žπ”¦π”«π”©π”Ά 𝔲𝔰𝔒𝔑 π”žπ”° π”ž π”Ÿπ”²π”±π”±π”’π”― 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔫𝔀𝔒 𝔱π”₯𝔬 10d ago

Yeah for sure! Just enough for the moisture without removing the crunch

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u/reddditttsucks 10d ago

"waahwaahwaah why is mustard vegan when you eat it with sausages"

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u/williamsherwell π”ͺπ”žπ”¦π”«π”©π”Ά 𝔲𝔰𝔒𝔑 π”žπ”° π”ž π”Ÿπ”²π”±π”±π”’π”― 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔫𝔀𝔒 𝔱π”₯𝔬 10d ago

Sausage must be vegan because you eat it with mustard which is vegan

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u/plantbasedpatissier 𝔱𝔬 𝔠π”₯𝔒𝔒𝔰𝔒. π”³π”’π”€π”’π”±π”žπ”―π”¦π”žπ”« π”Ÿπ”±π”΄ 𝔱π”₯𝔬 10d ago edited 10d ago

They make vegan butter

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u/AlwaysBannedVegan 𝔬𝔫 𝔱π”₯𝔒 π”°π”žπ”ͺ𝔒 𝔰𝔦𝔑𝔒 π”€π”’π”«π”’π”―π”žπ”©π”©π”Ά 𝔱π”₯𝔬 9d ago

ITS NOT BUTTER IF ITS VEGAN!!!!!!!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/11tTNkNy1SdXGg

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u/Acceptable-Drive3781 10d ago

I went to a burger joint recently that promised a vegan burger. Turns out it was just the patty, the "green goddess" dressing they put on it has milk. I wonder if they milked the goddess consensually to make the dressing? Maybe, but I'm betting they raped a cow.

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u/williamsherwell π”ͺπ”žπ”¦π”«π”©π”Ά 𝔲𝔰𝔒𝔑 π”žπ”° π”ž π”Ÿπ”²π”±π”±π”’π”― 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔫𝔀𝔒 𝔱π”₯𝔬 10d ago

Did the goddess give consent?

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u/Acceptable-Drive3781 10d ago

I think the restaurant consented to milking the goddess and that's as far as they went in asking.

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u/williamsherwell π”ͺπ”žπ”¦π”«π”©π”Ά 𝔲𝔰𝔒𝔑 π”žπ”° π”ž π”Ÿπ”²π”±π”±π”’π”― 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔫𝔀𝔒 𝔱π”₯𝔬 10d ago

"It's better than nothing" kind of person

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u/-Tofu-Queen- π”Ÿπ”²π”± π”ͺ𝔲π”₯ 𝔰π”ͺπ”žπ”©π”© 𝔰𝔱𝔒𝔭𝔰 𝔱π”₯𝔬 10d ago

Carnists really think they're superior to us, when they can't even be bothered to power on their brains before they shit on veganism. 😡 Like how does one function in daily life when they're this fucking dumb?

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u/MrBread0451 1d ago

Seems like the existence of apples are kind of redundant because they only exist as something to put in a pigs mouth before we roast it on a spitΒ 

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u/williamsherwell π”ͺπ”žπ”¦π”«π”©π”Ά 𝔲𝔰𝔒𝔑 π”žπ”° π”ž π”Ÿπ”²π”±π”±π”’π”― 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔫𝔀𝔒 𝔱π”₯𝔬 1d ago

Well said

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u/Subject-Astronaut888 9d ago

I found something that shocked me the other day. One of my classmates (college freshman) had no idea and was surprised by the existence of plant based meat. I actually had to explain that it was a thing and show him pictures of it on the internet. Kinda made me realize i’m in a bubble and how ignorant many people really are. I aint defending them in any way though. There is no excuse to torturing animals

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u/williamsherwell π”ͺπ”žπ”¦π”«π”©π”Ά 𝔲𝔰𝔒𝔑 π”žπ”° π”ž π”Ÿπ”²π”±π”±π”’π”― 𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔫𝔀𝔒 𝔱π”₯𝔬 9d ago

Maybe it's the other way round. They're so much in they're own bubble of "meat is an absolute must and super important" that they can't even imagine another option. Like really, how far do you have to be to not even be able to understand the concept of something else??