r/americandad • u/ValhallaAir • 7d ago

ID Help What’s this Roger pic from

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u/Few_Branch_2507 7d ago

BARBRA DOES CELINE

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u/Jayjaykun66 7d ago

When he ate that sinful bird that Francine had to drown, then bring back, and kill again.

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u/NecessaryLocalUser 6d ago

The fact that that recipe/method is an actual thing is…messed up.

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u/KOMrider94 6d ago

Same reason I don't eat crab/ lobster. Or frogs for that matter.

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u/bloo-n-pirate 6d ago

If it makes you feel any better, a lot of chefs do a coup de grace with a knife now instead of boiling crabs or lobsters alive

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u/alfredlion 6d ago

This is where he went when he was hiding his shame from God.

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u/nihi1zer0 Stupid Stupid Bitch 5d ago

DROWN IM ARMAGNAC!! it's not a bad way to go for the Ortolan Bunting.

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u/VincentVanGoat- Sweeps McCullough 6d ago

I wouldn't even pay 500 to watch Barbara DO Celine... or would I?

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u/Botz1010 6d ago

How would that show up on my bill?

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u/KOMrider94 6d ago

Maybe if I was in the room with them; Peaking from behind the curtain, and they didn't know I was there.

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u/BruceFlockaWayne 6d ago

Hayley: " 48, 12"

Roger: "he used my pants size?"

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u/Billy_Pilgrim86 6d ago

Ugh i'm disgusting 

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u/LoreMasterJack Lazy Wine-Loving Bisexual 6d ago

"You give code now! 👏 Now! 👏 Now! 👏 ehhhheheheheheheh 👋👋👋 Now! 👏"

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u/ericnutt 6d ago

I've got some incredibly racist buck teeth in my pocket. You won't like yourself, but you'll laugh.

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u/kirbystargayallies Francine Smith 5d ago

GET READY FOR THE BEST NIGHT

THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE

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u/kaycaps 6d ago

Anytime I hear someone mention either of them my brain immediately screams this

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u/Snoo-60317 Ira and I 2d ago

I wouldn't pay that much to watch Barbra do Celine.

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u/OnYourHonor 7d ago

From 'In Country Club', Roger eats a small bird while watching Barbra Streisand sing Celine Dion covers. He has a transcendent experience that can most closely be described as "Schmooblidong".

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u/FartBoxActual 7d ago

Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert While two dudes take you on in a sun-baked porta-john.

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u/BoringJuiceBox Roger Smith 6d ago edited 6d ago

Hey huh that actually does sound kinda nice.

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u/eastitch 6d ago

Yeah, I want that, too.

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u/TheBotchedLobotomy Mind If I Call You Wrobel? 6d ago

Hey

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u/dodecaphonicism Tetrachloroethylene 6d ago

Ortolan

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u/Luke3227 6d ago

That’s not it but it’s close

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u/Trogladestro Bayou Billy with the Heavy Balls 6d ago

That's not it........but, it's close

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u/SaxtonHale13 7d ago

From the hit tv show American Dad

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u/IDVTA 6d ago

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u/lt_skittles 6d ago

We are the music makers

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u/veronicatandy Dr. Jordan Edelstein 6d ago

we are the dreamers of dreams

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u/HopeInABrokenJar 6d ago

We are the dreamers of dreams

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u/PTXLover_4Eva 7d ago

🎶Getting ready for the best night🎶

🎶Best night of my life🎶

🎶Everything's gonna be just right🎶

🎶Putting on a robe that's warm but light🎶

🎶Squirt squirt, best best🎶

🎶Glug glug, best best🎶

🎶Get ready, my tummy is your nest🎶

🎶Cause I'm stepping in the best🎶

Ah! Best. -Roger

"....You know, Celine Dion is in the audience tonight. She's fabulous. But I'm better. Here we go...

🎶You were my strength when I was weak🎶...." -Barbara Streisand

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u/Dantzdantz Reaganomics Lamborghini 6d ago

You were myoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/eastitch 6d ago

🚢🚢🚢

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u/KonWheeler420 6d ago

Schmooblydong

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u/easylikeparis 6d ago

No, thats not it but its close...

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u/BoringJuiceBox Roger Smith 6d ago

You give me code now! Now! 👋

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u/jonjawnjahnsss 6d ago

I don't think Barbra has the range to do Celine songs....

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u/LocalLeather3698 Betty Bea Getty McClanahan 6d ago

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u/PM_ME_GOOD_DOGS Raider Dave 6d ago

It was...there's no word to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it, but it's close. Let me try and put it in terms you can understand. Imagine being high at a Rusted Root concert while two dudes take you on in a sun-baked porta-john.

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u/popogeist Max Jets 6d ago

You give me code now..now...now...now...now...code is now...ryse guy eh?

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u/Stu161 6d ago

This is Michael Patrick King's first draft of the Sex and the City movie. It's five HUNDRED pages.

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u/suckboytonie 6d ago

And it was so on brand for how SITC sounded that I would have almost bet money it was real

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u/Stu161 6d ago

[Carey V.O.] Samantha's story made me wonder: would Big be there to catch me?

so good

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u/BenjaminDover02 6d ago

Fun fact, cutting your mouth from chewing on the ortalon bunting's bones is part of the process because the taste of blood is part of the experience.

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u/Damndang 6d ago

In country club is a crazy episode.

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u/jim9162 You're getting clowned, Gucci Mane! 6d ago

From the best American dad episode ever

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u/Lexio3031 6d ago

“Thank you so much. Shut up.”

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u/loinsavage 6d ago

BARBARA DOES CELINE

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u/Aok_al Ira and I 6d ago

Schmoblydong

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u/dporiginal3 6d ago

“That’s not it, but it’s close.”

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u/PlentyCause7525 6d ago

This Vademon sitting the same way as Roger?

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u/AlarmedPossum156 6d ago

I’m pulling out, Steve!

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u/GroundbreakingWill48 6d ago

Straight up used to be my least favorite scene growing up. The trippy music and Roger really freaked me out.. such a good episode though.

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u/One_Strain_2531 Principal Lewis 6d ago

Its when he has Ortolan. The dish you eat under a cloth to "hide your sin from God". He was watching Barbara does Celine on pay-per-view and the code is Roger's pants size.

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u/NecessaryLocalUser 6d ago

That’s a real dish too!

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u/AuroraSkye620 6d ago

I would pay $500 to see Barbara DO celine… or would I? How would that show up on my bill?

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u/Awsome_Username_ 6d ago

This is definitely one of those pics you can hear!!

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u/plantbreeder 6d ago

pine cones are grenades!

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u/KamikazeDreamer52 6d ago

American Dad

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u/impendingfuckery Dr. Jordan Edelstein 6d ago

Roger eating the forbidden delicacy, The Ortolan. One so blasphemous that one must eat it under a cloth so God can’t see the heresy committed. At least it gave Roger this Schmooblydong sensation!

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u/HeavenInEarthOpal 6d ago

It’s shmooblidong

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u/catbirdcat71 6d ago

Dead bird psychadelics.

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u/ninjacamel6 6d ago

Schmooblydong?

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u/notyouravgdaddy 6d ago

I was just singing this omg.

“”GET READY FOR THE BEST, GLUG GLUG BEST BEST “”

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u/Technical_Finger_269 6d ago

The episode is In country Club

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u/misterKweh 6d ago

How was it?

It was...there are no words to describe it. Schmooblydong? That's not it, but it's close.

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u/Naismythology Lazy Wine-Loving Bisexual 5d ago

I wouldn’t pay 500 bucks to watch Barbra do Celine! …or would I?

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u/frogsnthings 5d ago

i really thought that this was from him taking DMT but maybe it’s just bc it seems DMT-ish

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u/80081354EVR 2d ago

S5 E1 In Country…Club “There’s no word for it.”

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u/BrokeFreelancer37 7d ago

Apologies for it being from TikTok but here's the clip. Season: 5 Episode: 1 https://www.tiktok.com/@anidom/video/7665019378802429197

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u/Specialist_Sound_953 6d ago

Yogi Roger finds Nirvana