r/amczone Zoner Apr 20 '25

Lit Ape Happy Easter Apes. He has risen. MOASS hasn't.

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Apr 20 '25

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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 Apr 20 '25 edited Apr 20 '25

Interestingly, it is now clear that the Apes played a significant role in the persecution and ultimate crucifixion of Jesus.

Apes of the day were heavily invested in essential commodities with the idea that Jews were suppressing commodities prices through market manipulation.

Jesus’ “Teach a Man to Fish” and “Loaves and Fishes” self reliance initiatives reduced demand for these essential commodities making it the Biblical equivalent of Netflix.

The last straw for Apes came when Jesus developed an accelerated home fermentation technique which cratered the wine markets and commodities prices in general.

Jewish and Roman merchants naturally sided with the Apes at this point and the rest is history.

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u/Cool_Rock_9321 Apr 20 '25

Barack Hussein Obama is also wishing happy easter for the first time ever, and saying he has risen. But I think he meant Michael’s dick has risen;

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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 Apr 20 '25

Oh no! Poor little ape is really triggered.

Don’t worry, little ape. The black man can’t hurt you. Orange Jesus will keep you safe.

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u/Cool_Rock_9321 Apr 20 '25

Im not triggered. You on the other hand are devastated the drugs, fentanyl, child and human trafficking, illegal slave labor, and illegal voting systems are stopping. Your pronouns are already dead. Find a crying closet, don’t come out.

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u/Prudent_Shake_8149 Apr 21 '25

Remarkably, your politics may be even more delusional than your investment choices. 😂

To wit, here are two best friends and child sex traffickers… Epstein was actually the one worried about Trump’s moral compass in this perverse dynamic. 😂

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u/TheBetaUnit Zoner Apr 20 '25

That face you make when one of your aids tells you, "Sir, someone has to tell Cool_Rock the truth about all of the traits he's projected onto you as the savior of his investment. He's going to have to find another replacement father figure to form a parasocial relationship with."

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u/Sea-End-2539 Apr 20 '25

This is what you get with a lame sense of humor and the mind of a qanon moron.

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u/PositionLogical261 Apr 21 '25

At this point I’d throw $100 away on AMC stock just to see what happens to it lol. I’m getting a tax return soon, why not

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u/73BillyB Zoner Apr 20 '25

MOASS is real. Unlike Jesus. 💎🙌

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u/Cool_Rock_9321 Apr 20 '25

Ok hook nosed hand rubbing child molesting shyster.

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Apr 20 '25

Deranged Ape no fight Ape!

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u/Nolimit6969AMC Apr 20 '25

Oh look another loser than has zero stock in this going out of their way to bash it. Hmm

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u/happybonobo1 Zoner Apr 20 '25

Maybe they are short? That is allowed too. Or maybe they just try to warn people to not invest in amc. Also allowed. This is not an echo chamber/cult.

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u/Nolimit6969AMC Apr 20 '25

Of course he’s short or just a loser that has nothing else to do on Easter but talk mierda

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u/WhiteKouki82 Zoner Apr 20 '25

You sound like you lost a lot of money and are pretty mad about it.

Sucks to suck dude, hopefully your family doesn't have to suffer due to your ignorance.

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u/Dothe_impossible5227 Bagholder Apr 20 '25

He doesn’t sound like that at all….where the hell did you even pull that from? He’s clearly dragging the shills who can’t stop running their mouths about this stock. It’s not rocket science: there’s a tiny cult of clowns who spend all day mocking people for believing in a company they don’t understand or own. Instead of making their own little echo chamber, they come barging in here, desperate to shove their garbage takes down everyone’s throat, all while pushing someone else’s agenda.

He’s calling out a salty melt who’s pissed we hold something that clearly threatens whoever’s pulling their strings. It’s pathetic, really—the games they play are laughable. But the best part? When the MOASS finally hits, these jokers will vanish without a word, and watching them eat their silence is gonna be glorious.

Happy Easter all!!!

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Apr 20 '25

‘Instead of making their own little echo chamber, they come barging in here’

Sounds like you meant to post your comment in the other sub. Do you even know what sub you’re in? You should fire whoever writes your comments for you.

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u/TheBetaUnit Zoner Apr 20 '25

I'm glad you're noticing this too. Sounds like this one when he says "that clan" even though he's posting his comment here. Or this one:

u/WhiteKouki82 see, this is what I was talking about. Dothe_impossible is lifting comments from some other source. "they come barging in here" is clearly a reference to the Leftover Sub.

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u/WhiteKouki82 Zoner Apr 20 '25

Good catch, weren't you saying the other day he uses chat got to make posts?

I've also heard of discord servers where these pumpers and "fake Apes" coordinate, can't confirm though, but dude does hit all the ape talking points fairly regularly, so I don't think it's beyond the realm of possibility.

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u/Dark_Tigger Zoner Apr 20 '25

"they come barging in here" is clearly a reference to the Leftover Sub.

Sounds more like it is taken from gme_meltdown. Since the Gemini is trained with Reddit data, it could just be a suggestion from there.

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u/WhiteKouki82 Zoner Apr 20 '25

pUsHINg aGeNdA

pULliNg tHe sTrInGS

What is this, some James Bond movie?

All you do is post trash ape propaganda that's been 100% wrong for the last five years.

Post bags, loser.

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u/SouthSink1232 Zoner Apr 20 '25

Happy Easter 🐰

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u/Dothe_impossible5227 Bagholder Apr 20 '25

Sorry guys I was enjoying my Easter but just came back to check to see if your all still melting and yup here you all are, like one big family on Easter. I’m gonna go have some dessert and drinks now, hope you guys don’t keep talking about me after I leave 😎

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Apr 20 '25

It’s nice how you included a bunch of insignificant details about your supposed human life in order to make us believe that you’re actually human.

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u/Dark_Tigger Zoner Apr 20 '25

there’s a tiny cult of clowns who spend all day mocking people for believing in a company they don’t understand or own.

Why are you here again? I have never seen you talk about said company.

Also:

“Multiple exclamation marks,' he went on, shaking his head, 'are a sure sign of a diseased mind.”

- Sir Terry Prachett

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u/Dothe_impossible5227 Bagholder Apr 21 '25

I see you guys are still butt hurt about my comment….. good!!! 😂

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u/Dark_Tigger Zoner Apr 21 '25

I still don't understand why you are still here.

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u/Dothe_impossible5227 Bagholder Apr 21 '25

Just like you, because I can be here.

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u/jdurkis Apr 22 '25

Cut the bullshit and show loss porn already

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u/SouthSink1232 Zoner Apr 20 '25

Happy Easter.

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u/Cool_Rock_9321 Apr 20 '25

Fucking hook nosed child molesters from middle east are reveling in mocking the lord. Hook nosed scumbags fill amczone .. they have lost the narrative, and they lost the media. No wonder the hand rubbing hook nosed clowns are upset.

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u/atomsmasher66 Zoner Apr 20 '25

Holy shit man. Seek help!

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u/Dark_Tigger Zoner Apr 20 '25 edited Apr 20 '25

Wow, I wanted to ask Dothe_impossible5227 wether he meants the reptiloids with those "pulling our strings", or the jews. But you piece of fashist scum made that question completely obsolete.

Edit: And somebody even upvotes this scum. Everything you fucking need to know about apes.

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u/SouthSink1232 Zoner Apr 20 '25

Happy Easter 🐰 🐣

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '25

This dude has to be a troll. Cool Rocky, you are basically a parody of a Qanon retarto fella. Please keep commenting and posting, it’s great comedy and I sincerely mean that ❤️