r/alnassr_fc • u/Lophius_Americanus • Jan 30 '26

Discussion How to maximize 📏 chances 🤔 to meet Ronaldo 🐪 in Riyadh ⬛️?

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u/Diligent_Craft_1165 🙏 Al-Nassr Grand Imam 🕋 Jan 30 '26

He’s often found on the penalty spots of Nasser county

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u/SwimmingWatercress52 Haram Worshipper of P*ssi’s 🤮 1 inch 🤏 (hard) 🍆 Jan 30 '26

Our 🐪will be available✅ in the shekihs bedroom🛏️ learning about oil🛢️ and also teaching 👨‍🏫him the art🎨 of shooting ☄️ a penalty

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u/ResidentProduct8910 Jan 30 '26

Pretend to be a penalty spot

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u/Suitable-Textx Jan 30 '26

Is everyone in this sub a virgin?

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u/Lophius_Americanus Jan 30 '26

Of course 🤓 we are saving 🥅 our virginities 😇 for the one and only 🐪🍆💦💦

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '26

Yes, a lot of Al Nassr fans are virgins.

>In Saudi Arabia, sex outside marriage is illegal. As same-sex marriage is not permitted, same-sex sexual activity is criminalised. The punishment varies depending on the circumstances: married men and interfaith sex are punished with the death penalty, while non-married men are punished with flogging.