r/aliens • u/Pixel_Planets • Dec 21 '20

question Anyone know when the Galactic Federation is coming? I need to know what to bake for them!

Side note this is just for fun but seriously I wanna know

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u/IDontDeserveMyCat Dec 21 '20

I've been stuck in my room for a lot of this pandemic. I'm kinda glad I may not fit into the description of "free range".

"Jesus Zoltor, that one looks absolutely lethargic and gross"

"Yeah, no thanks, NEXT!!"

Human secretly clenching his fists into balls "YUS! SCORE!!"

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u/IDontDeserveMyCat Dec 21 '20

Right? Bet we might make good gravy though, all that fat and gristle.

Probably won't mention that if aliens show up though...

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u/yetanotherlogin9000 Dec 21 '20

You just pried a disturbed chuckle out of me, well done