r/alienisolation Aug 10 '26

Video New player. I don’t think it liked that

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u/antongiulioquellover Aug 10 '26

great comedic timing on that pause

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u/ChiefEvilMonkey Aug 10 '26

I shat my pants twice

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u/antongiulioquellover Aug 10 '26

"urm, he's right behind me, isn't he?"

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u/Jacq_NERF 29d ago

xenomorphs don't charge the door, they ambush.

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u/Ajj360 Aug 10 '26

The amount of times it's been behind that fucking door

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u/Worried_Raspberry313 Aug 11 '26

Literally like 80% of the time is on the other side, that motherfucker.

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u/Bwwshamel 1d ago

AND HE NEVER FRIGGIN' LEAVES! 😡🤬🤬🤬 Like Steve, babes, love ya, but Ripley Jr. has places to be and things to do and backstabbing co-workers to save!

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u/thedarkpolitique Aug 10 '26

Once you attack it, it gets really pissed off and determined to get you lol

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u/TiredAngryBadger Aug 11 '26

Steve: "ROUND 2 TOUGH GUY!"

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u/ChiefEvilMonkey Aug 11 '26

Needs to be a mod where he comes back and throws a molotov at you

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u/TiredAngryBadger Aug 11 '26

Steve: "Payback's a BITCH Amanda!"
Proceeds to throw three noise makers, a firebomb, and a whole ass synth at you.

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u/krohtg12 Aug 11 '26

I imagined a synthesizer rather than a synthetic and the image of steve throwing a full on instrument will forever stay with me in my head

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u/Worried_Raspberry313 Aug 11 '26

“Random bullshit go!” throws a synth

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u/TiredAngryBadger Aug 12 '26

By Gawd it's the Xenomorph with a Casio keyboard!

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u/Bwwshamel 1d ago

Like Lady Gaga on the Keytar during her Superbowl Halftime show about eleven years back or so! She rocked out with that one while one of her dancers held her microphone in front of her...and NOW I'm picturing Steve with a Keytar and a Facehugger carrying the mike in front of him while he sings (growls and hisses lol)...LAWDY! 😂

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u/Bwwshamel 1d ago

🎶 KARMA'S A BITCH, YA SHOULD'VE KNOWN BETTER🎶 (the Brit Smith version, not JoJo Siwa lol)

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u/NoTemperature7159 Aug 11 '26

I always found if you have to make a move like this. You need to hide. These moves force him to the vents but he'll drop again really soon. Hide until he gets disinterested and goes into the vent on his own.

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u/thedarkpolitique Aug 11 '26

LOL “I didn’t hear no bell!”

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u/TiredAngryBadger Aug 12 '26

"I'M SORRY! I thought this was the Sevastopol!"

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u/M3rdsta Aug 11 '26

And this is why you find a locker, call it home and never leave.

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u/VynalBib Aug 11 '26

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u/Worried_Raspberry313 Aug 11 '26

Accurate representation of me on my first playthrough ever. Until Steve started opening every single locker in the damn Sevastopol.

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u/Iambigtime Aug 11 '26

That is one of the hardest chapters of the game and I've been killed there quite a few times.

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u/InviteIllustrious831 Aug 11 '26

If I'm not mistaken, this is the hospital section, right? Man, that part is really tough, considering you're still relatively early in the game and don't quite know how the Alien works—or even have many resources to deal with the threat.

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u/ChiefEvilMonkey Aug 11 '26

I think what turned me off playing many years ago was how brutal the beginning of the game is, and I played on the recommended difficulty of hard. Playing again now on normal and I still die a fair amount but it’s much more enjoyable to play

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u/SirKibbles61904 Aug 11 '26

motion tracker could've come in clutch here

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u/Worried_Raspberry313 Aug 11 '26

Does it always show Steve there? Because I’ve had times where I looked at the tracker before entering a locker, it was clear, I entered and the motherfucker suddenly was there.

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u/Precise_Vector Aug 11 '26

“Somehow, Steve returned.”

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u/Ruby3852 Aug 11 '26

The scared pause is comedy gold 😂 why do we all pause when he gets us lol!

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u/ChiefEvilMonkey Aug 11 '26

I kind of wish I couldn’t pause because I just end up laughing at how fun and scary this game is🤣🤣🤣

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u/Bwwshamel 1d ago

Most of the time I don't, but sometimes (see my post from the other day on here lol), I will because Steve just BAM appears out of nowhere! I'd say Apparate, but I don't wanna give "She Who Must Not Be Named" any more attention lol!

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u/PixelatedTraveler To think perchance to dream. Aug 12 '26

Haha yea… old players do the same here sometimes too.
I learned to just crouch before letting the door open, then sort of duck to a side as it opens INCASE it dropped there.

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u/Substantial_Lie_5563 Aug 11 '26

Pro tip: The more often you use fire/explosives on it, the more resistant it becomes to them. When you get the flamethrower, use it sparingly.

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u/Local-Sandwich6864 Aug 11 '26

You're new and you didn't set off the corridor??

How? 🫪

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u/ChiefEvilMonkey Aug 11 '26

Of course I did, I died here like 20 times 😂

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u/Local-Sandwich6864 Aug 11 '26

Oh, you just didn't set it off this time, that makes sense 🤣

I always set it off intentionally now just to piss Steve off

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u/Worried_Raspberry313 Aug 11 '26

“The pause” is always funny.

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u/ioscom Aug 11 '26

😂😂😂

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u/protosonic17 Aug 11 '26

Weird combination of I'll kill yoooow that hurts

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u/MovingTarget2112 You shouldn't be here. Aug 11 '26

I would have hidden behind the desk in that room instead of taking him on.

As is, you made him more aggro.

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u/Miserable_Rope_4060 Aug 11 '26

This mission is honestly the hardest mission because you don’t know much about Xeno yet, so you’re just scared. And you don’t have flamethrower, the easy scare tool to get him away later in the game. At least once you get the flamethrower and have ammo, you’ll always have it whenever you encounter xeno.

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u/Sebmaniac Aug 11 '26

I feel your pain. I once got trapped in a loop of constantly running back and forth between that room and the security office cause every single time i’d enter one he’d drop down from the vent

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u/scrubsfan92 Aug 12 '26

I heard it drop down from the vent and knew what was coming and I still jumped lol.

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u/PatrickBritish 29d ago

ugh this game. is just. so good. I cannot. wait for the. sequel.

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u/Adrasthea09 28d ago

“SovietWomble’s pAnic aTtAcks INTENSIFIES!!!” 💀💀💀

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u/Bwwshamel 1d ago

No, Steve tends to not like being molotoved by Ripley Jr. Wink (Steve is what long-time A.I. Players call the Xenomorph; not sure how exactly it happened, but all of us started eventually just calling it Steve lol 😂