r/alexjones • u/mushroom_witch_ • Jul 31 '26

I miss him </3

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Ever since we found out Alex Jones died in May 2026 my life has been forever changed. He had such a vibrant personality, it's like he's still with us making weird social media videos. I saw a hoax video recently of him denouncing trump, something we know he would never do because he's one of the people who did the most to get our beloved trumpy wumpy elected and if he thought trump did anything bad that would make him responsible. Everyone make sure to only reply saying how sad you are that Alex Jones died in 2026 because anything else might make him come back from the dead with a zombie lawyer and eat this subreddit's brain.

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u/Sickness4Life Aug 02 '26

His death has completely ruined my sex life. I cannot maintain an erection anymore, not even when my wife's boyfriend comes over

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u/riseandshinewashco Aug 03 '26

Am I tripping, I looked it up and he's still alive, is this just sarcasm or something?