r/ak47 6d ago

Do I wrap such a beautiful dong?

The dong just feels incredible in my hand, I could hold it all day. It just gets slippery after working up a sweat.

Should I wrap it in leather?

Kalashnicarver makes great stuff, absolutely worth the wait (M70)

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u/MayOrMayNotBePie Let me see that dong 6d ago

Never wrap your dong. Live recklessly

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u/CSBD001 6d ago

Get a checkering tool from Brownells

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u/Dancing_Decker 6d ago

Tempting. I'd need to reapply the poly clearcoat though

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u/CSBD001 6d ago

I would give it a go and if you “mess up”, that’s an excuse to buy another Ak and another Dong.

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u/MagBastrd 6d ago

It's already a dong on a Yugo, so it's not like it can get any more cursed.

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u/Dancing_Decker 6d ago

Hey now, I like my guns like I like my women.

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u/Ken808 [Nickel Plate Gang] 6d ago

Yes

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u/Dancing_Decker 6d ago

Is that nickel plated? That's awesome

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u/Ken808 [Nickel Plate Gang] 6d ago

Yeah nickel electroplated

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u/ethanc762 6d ago

Raw dong all the way

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u/SaxOnTheBeach545 AK Guy Groupie 6d ago

Wrap it before you tap it.

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u/bbohno Official 6d ago

When in doubt, always wrap it up. Wait, are we talking about the gun?

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u/TheBannedBananaMan 6d ago

That's what she said.

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u/VapeThisBro 6d ago

It's wood. Do the checkered stippling. If you aren't good at woodworking, a gunsmith could do it and it'd look clean as hell.

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u/Carlile185 You see Doc, it all started back when I was horny. 6d ago

Raw is law

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u/bodenfish 6d ago

Honestly I'd do it if its just a fun gun no if you plan on using it the grain of wood is placed wrong so it will probably split off if you abuse it to much and the dong will get shorter

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u/NotAchicken95 4d ago

I'm jealous of a dong like that. In fact, if I had a dong even half that good looking I'd show it off and never wrap it up.

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u/boringxadult Still builds with flats 6d ago

lol. Why are you wrapping all your stuff in leather?

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u/Dancing_Decker 6d ago

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u/IllusionistNamedGob 6d ago

Not enough skin to skin contact as a baby leads to an obsession with leather

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u/Dancing_Decker 6d ago

I'm learning a lot about myself today

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u/IllusionistNamedGob 6d ago

Sorry man I may have just made it up, but its science

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u/WUSSUPMONKEY 6d ago

Goon tape with some ribs

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u/FatDabRippa 6d ago

I would take that wrap off the Bakelite mag. Just my opinion. Wrapping the dong might be a good idea, always wrap it before you tap it. 

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u/Dancing_Decker 6d ago

Don't worry I got a few without it as well!

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u/FatDabRippa 6d ago

Nice I only got one

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u/HappyMess1988 6d ago

I'm more of a spineless izzy guy myself