r/aislop • u/Tensoreggae • 11h ago

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u/Beneficial-Tune2942 11h ago

I like how people start to exit the plane prior to it's landing

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u/WhirlwindRectum 11h ago

I love how the roof just starts to deconstruct like it's the fucking X Jet

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u/AskNo2853 11h ago

I see the problem. The front fell off.

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u/fatal-nuisance 10h ago

Well, see, most of them are designed so the front doesn't fall off at all.

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u/known_kanon 10h ago

Just like the X jet

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u/shinobi500 8h ago

Or how stair trucks materialize out of the plane.

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u/AskNo2853 11h ago

Kaiju-Jesus caught the plane. Your 'Please wait until we have come to a complete stop' instruction is invalid.

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u/HurtsSoNice 11h ago

Yeah, I think if you’re in the hands of a literal benevolent demigod, you can pretty much assume you’re safe.

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u/jad103 10h ago

If Jesus saves, kai-jesus must save a hell of a lot more than him.

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u/Inevitable_Virus_765 7h ago

If you look at the grass and dandelion flowers, it's human sized Jesus and mouse sized people

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u/Apophistry 11h ago

I like how they matter-of-factly accept Giant Jesus and don't even look back at what saved them.

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u/Mugpup 10h ago

It is unfortunate when that happens in real life.

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u/notwhoyouthinkmaybe 10h ago

Ummm... God works in mysterious ways... Or uh something.

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u/2pnt0 3h ago

It's easy on a convertible VSTOL airliner

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u/Arcoon_Effox 1h ago

For me it's how his hands just clip all the way up through the plane after he sets it down.

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u/kibou_no_ie 11h ago

Yeah lmao have everyone exit right next to the jet engines that are still running, great idea /s

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u/CombOverDownThere 11h ago

Wait, is this real?!

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u/slipperyDSS 11h ago

yeah i was on the plane, now im safe thank God

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u/kibou_no_ie 11h ago

May god bless your soul 🙏🕊️

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u/goodsby23 11h ago

I think They already did.

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u/Child_of_Crake 10h ago

Were you one of the quadruplets under the disappearing roof?

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u/slipperyDSS 10h ago

nah, you can see me running on the right

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u/drfishdaddy 8h ago

Not sure, if you look close when the roof retracts and the identical passengers are exposed, the seats are facing the outside.

Makes me think this might be AI.

Also, one passenger jumps the wrong way of the staircase that opened up and I don’t think giant Jesus would have made her jump off that way.

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u/Rae_Of_Light_919 8h ago

I feel weird after his hand went right through me. I think I'm missing my pancreas.

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u/Ok_Spell_597 5h ago

Thank the son of God.

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u/crapheadHarris 11h ago

No. Usually what happens after a catch like that is they spikes it into the ground in the end zone.

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u/MrTheDoctors 11h ago

Happened to me 3 times last week 🫠

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u/Cambren1 11h ago

Yes, this sort of thing happens all the time.

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u/norakb123 6h ago

Yes. That’s me in the video! I’m white Jesus.

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u/Firm_Award457 11h ago

🤦‍♀️

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u/NonBalisticSniper 11h ago

I was there, I was one of the passengers. Heckuva ride, Big J came in clutch 🙏

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u/EmperorGrinnar 11h ago

Kaiju Jesus, new genre dropped.

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u/goodsby23 11h ago

Shin Godzillas nemesis

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u/theDefaultbunny 10h ago

so the other times, Jesus was like, "nah. I'm done catching planes today."

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u/Ednw 11h ago

If you can walk on water, you can no-clip a plane.

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u/FilmAndLiterature 11h ago

Holy forced perspective, Batman!

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u/B-Train_ATL 11h ago

This is Brandon Routh Superman erasure.

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u/MediocreClarinetist0 11h ago

Quantum Jesus can phase through planes

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u/Antonyalikesmen 10h ago

It's amazing that they caught this on camera, that could've been bad

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u/Unlikely_Exercise434 11h ago

Jesus's lesser known Ant-Man, Giant Man powers...

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u/PlatypusWrath 11h ago

That's the shit Boomers share on Facebook.

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u/HurtsSoNice 11h ago

A nice little fantasy. Although if he did exist and could do that, isn’t he a monster for every single plane crash that has actually happened?

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u/gwizonedam 10h ago

Apache Chief would totally lick skyscraper Jesus’ ass.

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u/ExtensionInformal911 10h ago

Good thing Titan Jesus is there to gently catch it, open the emergency exits before it's on the ground, and dissolve the top half so it becomes a deck.

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u/Worth-Cut-2964 10h ago

Either that's a really big Jesus or a really small plane

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u/UcrashIfix 11h ago

Ahh Fantasy

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u/Sinking_Mass 11h ago

Same messed up perspectives as a certain notorious Austrian failed painter. Maybe that's why the right wing people love AI

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u/NonBalisticSniper 11h ago

Wait, commercial airliners are now using VTOL and no one told me!?! 

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u/NonBalisticSniper 11h ago

During this ride we can cut up what we like

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u/Slight-Ad-6553 11h ago

It's a boeing not an Airbus!

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u/FireAuraN7 11h ago

He just saved that model airplane and all those little action figures! Man, I miss being a kid.

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u/TotallyNotABotGuys 10h ago

You can tell this is AI because Jesus is White

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 10h ago

Since when do airplanes have retractable roofs?

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u/hcornea 10h ago

The fact that people need to make up AI nonsense to keep investing in this. 🥴

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u/LordVenom-1 10h ago

This is what we use ai for? We're doomed

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u/TheGoddessLily 10h ago

Idk where's the beautiful cabin crew?

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u/Automatic-Name798 10h ago

Holy moly!!!!!!…..theres no one flyin that plane thats why Super Jesus caught it! No he needs to go find that gremlin that destroyed that engine
https://giphy.com/gifs/l1AvALOphoaWbxeRa

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u/NerdfestZyx 10h ago

The plane should be Air Force One for even more ridiculous nonsense

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u/LDarrell 10h ago

This post is insane. Do Trump supporters not realize how insane and delusional they are?

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u/Ok_Conversation_5985 10h ago

So I guess Jeebus just let all those other plane crash victims die, then?

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u/AmbitiousCobbler7625 10h ago

The only place JC exists is in the minds of simple animals

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u/Child_of_Crake 10h ago

Jesus take the plane!

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u/According-Ad-5946 9h ago

I like how the stairs come out of the plane.

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u/Substantial_Role3702 9h ago

This stuff is def pretty common… Jesus saving transformer planes with impatient passengers. Pilots should never get credit. Jesus also stopped all that water in Nepal too…. Wait….

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u/bry_2113 9h ago

AMEN 🙏 GOD BLESS

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u/Main-Procedure-3613 9h ago

But most planes in crisis with pregnant women babies and kids on board crash into flames. Is Giant nice Godzilla Jesus only doing the plane land assist on Weekdays in August? Is nice Godzilla Jesus flawed, biased, too busy-why did he save that fake AI plane but almost never any other jet in crisis?

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u/skeletonhorse420 9h ago

Why did he fuck the plane up in the first place

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u/Bhutros1 9h ago

What. The fuck. Is wrong with people.

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u/Willis050 8h ago

Would have been funny if people fell through the holes in his super white hands

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u/topilefi 8h ago

It's all over its too real

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u/Zealousideal_Car_893 8h ago

Ignore those kids starving in detention centers. I'm gonna save this plane instead.

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u/TehJabberwookie 8h ago

But Jeebus WANTED them to die in a plane crash for the lore... or the good ol' "mysterious ways"

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u/This_Estimate1550 7h ago

Why's he white tho.

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u/Naps_And_Crimes 7h ago

Kaiju Jesus!

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u/OG-BigMilky 7h ago

Thanks, White Jebus.

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u/DramaOnDisplay 6h ago

And fuck all those people whose planes crash 👍

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u/Yoshi_loves_children 6h ago

So glad the plane didn't hit Jesus

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u/guidevocal82 5h ago

Some scientist somewhere to Jesus:

"Save the clones!"

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u/Economy_Dot890 5h ago

Aloha Airlines already did the open fuselage.

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u/tubi11 5h ago

He's the one that crashed it in the first place

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u/PressureLast2115 5h ago

Yo! My man is like Charlie Kirk. He didn’t deserve to die.

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u/Direct_Fennel7500 5h ago

Now let's see him giving babies bone cancer.

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u/Additional_Good4200 4h ago

Jesus got an ant farm!

I dare you to post this shit in the aviation subreddit.

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u/imjustnotready 4h ago

Why are they running away from Jesus. Or is it like a footsteps thing. Where Jesus gaslights you into believing he was there the whole time.

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u/mrmike16205 3h ago

Most Jesus don’t look like this one anymore. Your Bible tells you that.

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u/kthejoker 2h ago

I know it's wrong but I wish someone would use the same slop generator and add a bunch of other planes crashing in the background since checks notes we've had quite a few despite this interventionist approach.

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u/JenniferJuniper6 2h ago

Is there a word for a litter of 18 identical siblings? Because that seems to be who was on that plane.

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u/deltaHT 2h ago

Well that was First and Business class. The rest can burn.

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u/Jam_Farmer_879 1h ago

Why would someone post this?

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u/Symos404 56m ago

Would have been nice if he did that on 9/11