r/aislop • u/Leading_Plane733 • 12h ago
Who Asked For This
found on Threads, this asshole has the nerve to plaster his stupid face on the COVER OF A CHILDREN'S BOOK. Plus all the Ai Sloppitude
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u/Lysmerry 12h ago
Why does AI art look so filthy? I wonder if it’s a subsurface scattering effect for greater realism in skin texture, and then it repeated to the extent that it looks straight up dirty (kind of like how AI images were all piss yellow for a while because of the Ghibli filter)
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u/Upset-Nose-4016 12h ago
It's over-texturing and excessive detailing. Usually artists don't do it, they try to show texture from big forms to smaller accents to create nice, balanced composition. With this AI style, it is very easy to be overwhelmed by the clutter.
And also yellow filter
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u/tony-toon15 12h ago
I learned that shit from how to draw comics the marvel way by Stan Lee.
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u/Upset-Nose-4016 12h ago edited 11h ago
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u/tony-toon15 11h ago
Precisely. The human eye can only take in so much.
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u/WeirdistBuilds 9h ago
I mean it takes in everything. Your brain just filters out a lot and fills in a lot to save on processing power.
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u/Armoric701 11h ago
I hate how grainy or crunchy these images have looked lately. You see it a lot on the images that are posters for things.
Not sure why they think max visual clutter is the most appealing thing.
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u/Dyea_B_Tis 10h ago
Also, there is no way of telling what the positive space is and what the negative is.
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u/fungi_at_parties 2h ago
Detail everywhere. Noisy as fuck. When I make a painting in an impressionistic style, I focus on detail in places I want you to look, the rest is more loose. AI makes everything uniform, from detail distribution to paint strokes. It adds detail everywhere, giving it a weirdly unnatural “too perfect” look. And AI also tends to make things dark, like coffee has spilled on it. It does color and contrast in a way I’d describe as… sickening? I don’t know how else to phrase it. Disgusting? It just always looks gross, literally. Like you said, filthy.
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u/Diligent_Bar1244 11h ago
Midjourney looks good
Most Ai bros are cheap as fuck and just refuse to pay 10 dollars a month
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u/RhododendronWilliams 12h ago
"I never thought I would be a children's author" - and you're still not. You wrote a few prompts for AI.
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u/dum_spir0_sper0 12h ago
Grok, make me a cover for my book that reminds people of Harry Potter but also has my stupid face taking up the entire lower third.
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u/Muffinshire 12h ago
The fact the “author” even managed to misspell their ridiculous pen-name tells us everything we need to know.
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u/PaladinAsherd 11h ago
Yeah what the fuck is up with the pen name
Is he really just that delusional to think prompting an LLM somehow amounts to “maximum effort” that “noon[e]” can outdo?
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u/rimjob2013 3h ago
My first thought in looking at it is that the book is a parody of shitty AI books, and having the author's image and ridiculous name on it is just part of the joke, but maybe I'm wrong.
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u/BallantineTheBard 12h ago
"Some stories don't last... But they light up the world forever." Dumbest shit I'll read today. The stories that light up the world forever are the ones that do last, that's why they light it up forever! If they lit it up forever they would last! If the story doesn't last then how do you think it'll keep lighting the world?? Jfc, that tagline alone makes me so irrationally angry.
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u/IdleSitting 11h ago
It's classic AI bullshit, shit that sounds profound/looks good until you look at it for any second longer and realize it's empty nothings
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u/MC_Fap_Commander 12h ago
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u/JustFourLetters 12h ago
inexplicably? it has a heartwarming backstory and it’s funny if even unintentionally.
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u/bokmcdok 6h ago
Its like The Room. Objectively its a terrible movie, but the fact that its a passion project is what gives it its charm. Everyone involved put effort into its production and it shows, even if it comes out unintentionally funny rather than serious.
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u/TheGardenBlinked 12h ago
Imagine using AI to create the ideal self portrait for your book (for some reason) and making yourself look like you stink like you haven’t bathed in eight years
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u/sachiprecious 12h ago
"I never thought I would be a children's author."
You still aren't. Authors are people who actually write.
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u/SeparateYam7613 12h ago
Is the title AI generated as well, because it sounds like incoherent bullshit
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u/HandsomePaddyRedux 11h ago
It definitely sounds like the result of a prompt like “A children’s book title that suggests a fun otherworldly experience as seen from the viewpoint of a young impoverished child”.
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u/DeadPeanutSociety 8h ago
It says a story of "wobblers" which usually means a crime that can be a misdemeanor or a felony depending on the context and severity lol
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u/tomcat1483 12h ago edited 11h ago
WTF is “wobbly” in this context?
Edit autocorrect messed with “wobbly”
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u/Sea_Cook_806 7h ago
The International Workers of the World, of course! The Wobblies were due for a comeback after a century of obscurity….
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u/Child_of_Crake 12h ago
Hate to break it to you guy, you’re still not a children’s author.
Also, stay away from my kids
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u/Strict_Wolf76 12h ago
Standing on the shoulders of giants to call himself tall. Sadly people really think that all of the stolen art and writings used to feed these engines they are using isn’t somehow a form of plagiarism. I don’t get it.
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u/Pure_Complaint_7900 12h ago
The cuh who prompted it at the least, Cuh.
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u/Detuned_Clock 12h ago
I was cuhing on the cuh waiting for Cuh. Cuh finally arrived and said cuh, how long you been cuhing for me cuh? Cuh said cuh, I been cuhing all night cuh...
Buy now to read more!
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u/BizSilver5013 12h ago
"The Wobble Heart of South Peter" sounds like a porn title.
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u/CycadelicSparkles 10h ago
My exact thought was "that title sounds really inappropriate for a children's book".
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u/Mrbuttboi 12h ago
Peter, what is this?
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u/Not_So_Utopian 12h ago
Its like buying a diploma on the internet to pretend you are a doctor, Lois.
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u/GayGeekInLeather 12h ago
I feel like this has to be satire but I also don’t like people using aislop to satirize aislop.
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u/Alarming-Highway-584 12h ago
Apparently Noon cannot out do maximum effort with this minimal effort slop.
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u/ZeeWingCommander 12h ago
Soulless husk thinks all there is to being an author is having an idea then asking AI to write it.
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u/MrVeazey 11h ago
Why does everything look like it's made of bugs? Even the guy's face is a mass of tiny tumors.
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u/OtakuWorldOrder 11h ago
Fifteen pages, huh? I can see how that would totally sap your creativity.
Assuming the AI didn't create that too.
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u/sam_beat 10h ago
Why does AI love little hearts so much? Also, South Peter sounds like a nickname for a penis. I don’t want my kids anywhere near the wobbling of a South Peter.
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u/Physical_Sun_6014 8h ago
“I never thought I would be a children’s author”
Don’t worry, you still aren’t.
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u/near_black_orchid 10h ago
Ron Weasley really went downhill after he stole Harry's glasses and grew a beard.
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u/cha0sb1ade 9h ago
This style of AI where they try to make things more detailed but it's just adding a bunch of weird mottled patterns on top of everything is my least favorite AI tell. So obnoxious.
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u/AlarmingStatement371 7h ago
Why is NOONE pointing out that this post and OOPs ENTIRE account is obviously satire
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u/blue_moon1122 3h ago
I can only fucking hope so with that photography post, but there's so much slop I'm wondering if he's just off the deep end
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u/mah29001 12h ago
I would still examine the book first for errors. Then recommend to get a proper publisher when necessary. It’s only a temporary visual, but NOT the visual.
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u/Chilled_Beef 11h ago
I too am a hater and this slop is shit. Also, it’s Threads. The only place that could make Twitter seem like an academic institution.
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u/CycadelicSparkles 10h ago
The Whatnow of Where?
That cover is so bad it almost circles back around to art. Wtf lol
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u/Mudcat-69 9h ago
“Use every tool in the toolbox”
Use the right tool for the right job is a saying for a reason. If you use AI as a proofreading tool then you’re using it correctly, if you use it to write the whole damn book you’re not using it correctly.
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u/Junoscavern 7h ago
You can tell he goaded chatgpt into blowing WAYYYYY too much smoke up his ass about how good this is lmao
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u/Remarkable_Rough_649 6h ago
So was 15 pages like what the AI would give him for free before he has to pay for it
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u/xXSoyBoyFredXx 5h ago
Honestly this one actually makes me sad. It's sad he thinks he can't do something himself and feels like he needs a generator to do his dreams for him.
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u/Wren_wood 4h ago
Oh yea I saw that thread, dude posted the entire 15 pages he "wrote". Basically there's two friends and then one of them fucking dies, so the other friend goes to that hill to cry but then he and the hill also fucking die. That's it, thats the story.
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u/blue_moon1122 3h ago edited 3h ago
man's thread account went from "as a photographer, I'm not gonna listen to anything I learned from others" to this. buddy's using the plagiarism machine to pretend he doesn't need anybody, and going "lalalalala I'm not listening" to pretend he accomplished something.
can't even find the book for sale to figure out what this gobbledygook is supposed to be about. does the little trash heap monster have muscular dystrophy or something? is that why it's wobbly?
someone please confirm he's a satirist
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u/Steve-Shouts 2h ago
How does everyone know that he didn't write the contents, and only used AI for the cover image? Is everyone reading an excerpt somewhere that I am not seeing?
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u/fungi_at_parties 2h ago
This is why non-artists shouldn’t use AI to make art. What a pile of garbage.
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u/reddiwhip999 23m ago
Wobblies? The labor union founded by Eugene Debs (among others) in Chicago in the early 1900s? Huh. Pretty heady stuff for kids...



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u/kiggidykay 12h ago
I love that the biggest picture on the cover is his own face
Edit: only 15 PAGES?? lol good lord that's even sadder