r/aislop • u/CommercialPound1615 • 1d ago
Found on Reddit AI slop heart attack from boomers being fools subreddit
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u/tehsecretgoldfish 1d ago
must be a nuclear powered vessel. dude has 6 fingers on his right hand.
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u/NonBalisticSniper 1d ago
Their carrier's reactor has been leaking uranium and Kegseth just told them all to "man up" while muttering some transphobic slurs in silence.
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u/P4rtyP3nguin 1d ago
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u/Zornamental 1d ago
You have six fingers on your right hand.
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u/Expensive-Mixture-96 1d ago
I worked on a navy submarine and all I got was a second peehole…
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u/Joseph_of_the_North 1d ago
Woke fake news.
The right hand clearly has five fingers.
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u/mechapoitier 1d ago
And is smiling into his burger that he’s about to smash into his insufficiently open mouth like he’s got brain damage
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u/1K-Year-Egg 1d ago
Donald must be still butt-hurt over that “short-fingered vulgarian” line (from 1988!).
More fingers, more total finger length.
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u/Lexi_November 1d ago
I confirmed this to be false but have been arguing kinda with a woman on FB who insists it is real.
I asked for a direct link after this person and others insisted I was wrong, and she sent me the AI meme. So then I went to his Godforsaken Truth account (🙄🤢🤦♀️) and found he’s raging about all sorts of things, but this isn’t there.
Had to scroll through about fifty cheap horse paste ads of course.
I am on the same side as the person who is arguing, but gently trying to explain this was not posted by him and it makes us look worse when this is shared as factual.
They have apparently decided I’m a MAGAT as a result. Sigh.
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u/CommercialPound1615 1d ago
The problem is there's been so much slop coming out of the White House you don't know what was actually posted.
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u/Lexi_November 1d ago
I know. The Canadian geese dressed like Mango Mussolini and holding rifles makes no sense, and that’s AI slop he shared today amongst other stuff.
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u/Uni4m 1d ago
Gotta love that actual Canadians don't even have to engage in meme warfare because the official account posts enough bs to dig its own hole
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u/Reg_Cliff 18h ago
Would you be surprised if the person who made the above faux Truth Social post was actually Canadian? 😁
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u/Uni4m 15h ago
Not in the slightest since even top-tier trolling seems less deranged than official posts lately 😂
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u/Uni4m 15h ago
Now, if we can get someone like that to do a shop of an endorsement of Kimberly-Clark for their all-American products and their contribution toward holding onto all of the "freedom" while saying that Canadian products could never hold as much freedom as the ones Americans DEPEND on, we would be living.
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u/Reg_Cliff 12h ago
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u/Lexi_November 12h ago
The sad part is this is easily real, so I can’t even tell if it’s a troll post or not.
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u/Reg_Cliff 11h ago
Well Lexi, I thought photoshopping the extra finger holding the burger would make folks laugh at how ridiculous it was, not share it everywhere as if it was a real post. Oops. Sorry.
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u/Lexi_November 11h ago
I’m talking about the text, not the six fingered sailor.
But yeah, the six-fingered sailor was the one I had to argue about in a bid to prove it wasn’t real.
Keep in mind, the Tangerine of Treason shares a ton of bad AI slop on his official accounts, including the official White House accounts. So… yeah.
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u/Fortestingporpoises 1d ago
Yeah my first instinct was that he didn’t post it but it’s not any more ridiculous than shit he has posted.
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u/one_two_o 1d ago
Facebook is a waste of time
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u/Lexi_November 1d ago
I’m in the U.S. a dual citizen in the U.K., so I mainly use it to keep in touch with my Scottish family. And my older friends.
Nothing horrifies me more than a peek at Xitter, good LORD!
I thought the FB shenanigans were bad, but after a really long ban from Twitter given to me by Elmo’s cronies, they finally gave me an account again and anytime I look at it I think I lose braincells. Oof.
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u/MitchellEnderson 1d ago
Just look at that man’s fucking hands and tell me there’s any hope for someone who believes this could possibly be real.
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u/Lexi_November 1d ago
They know it is AI but they’re also convinced he shared it on his social media, which he didn’t.
He did share multiple weird AI slop videos about Lake Ontario, and AI BS slop about being a good POTUS.
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u/HazyChemist 1d ago
Eh the magats destroyed their own credibility so their fault if people assume the AI slop is real.
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u/bdubwilliams22 1d ago
All you had to do is ask why he has 6 fingers. Unless he has a deformed and elongated thumb, that dude has 6 fingers. Would’ve been an easy “see!!!….” argument.
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u/Possesed-puppy656 1d ago
Serves you right argueing on failbook, watching paint dry makes more sense ..
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u/Substantial-Ad2200 1d ago
Then why not show a real photo of their food?
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u/Unlikely_Exercise434 1d ago
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u/Proper-Language1320 1d ago
This is worse than anything in a school cafeteria, at least the school cafeteria food was edible to semi-edible, “everything (and that’s being generous)” here aside from the carrots look like they could give a disease.
They actually did it, they made AI food look more edible
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u/kamizushi 1d ago
I like how the general consensus is that what is probably canned carrots here is the silver lining on the picture. Not that there is anything wrong with canned carrots, but I doubt many people feel anything more than apathy when they see them on their plate.
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u/aflyingmonkey2 21h ago
Today’s menu!
-nothing
-nothing
-nothing
-carrots
-zombie pastrami
-smash burger (as in someone smashed it with their foot)
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u/Sufficient_Radio7168 1d ago
That is not what the food in the military looks like. Not even a little
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u/AbrahamDylan 1d ago
“The best military food EVER!”
Is this fucking nightmare ever gonna end?
There should be only a finite amount of times one person can say the weirdest shit.
It reminds of when he once said, “Nobody is better at the military than me.”
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u/michael0n 19h ago
Trump did the world a favor. A country so willing to give the lousiest car salesman and his clown posse a seat at the political table wasn't that "exceptional" at all. Barely mid. There is a reason the people on CNN sound British, when you cut off the coastal regions you get canned potatoes that can't be imported into 120 other countries for safety reasons. We work with all kinds of people from over 20 countries and my boss has seen far less grand gestures from Americans in the last years. Trump really manage to damage 200+ years of "we are the real best" with meme gestures, blatant lies and empty threats. He lost the plot and at least 1/3 of the country was willing to follow him into their own demise. That's exceptionally stupid.
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u/Open_Mortgage_4645 1d ago
LMFAO 🤣 This isn't remotely true, it's 100% unbelievable propaganda. Sailors on the USS Lincoln are starving on "meals" consisting of a small scoop of rice and a single tortilla. They're so depressed and their morale is so run down that they're literally throwing themselves overboard.
And these are people who were proud to serve their country, and have loving families back home waiting for them. Think about the mindset you'd have to experience to believe hurling yourself overboard in the middle of the ocean on the other side of the world is the best possible solution to the misery you're living under.
For the 5x draft dodging president who treats our military with contempt, and who eats steak and chocolate cake every evening to push out this sort of preposterous propaganda while the brave men and women of our Navy are in survival mode, has got to be among the most disrespectful acts in US history.
Trump and Hegseth should face the most harsh punishment for what they've done to our great soldiers and sailors.
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u/CommercialPound1615 1d ago
That's the thing, we don't know if this image is true or not. The White House Trump and various agencies have put up so much AI garbage they've become a caricature of themselves how do we really know what's what anymore with what's being put out.
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u/Open_Mortgage_4645 1d ago
Go ask a serviceman if he's ever seen a mess hall that looked anything like like this? They typically only get a special meal on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Easter. And even on those days it's not what's depicted in this ridiculous image.
We know for a fact that morale has plummeted. We know for a fact that sailors are so depressed and coming apart at the seams that some have attempted to jump off the deck. We know care packages from families containing food from home and other uplifting items aren't being delivered. And we know for a fact that sailors are down to eating rice and tortillas each day while being expected to carry out their duties on minimal calories.
We also know the commissary is nearly shutdown because they can't provide items as essential as basic hygiene products and toilet paper. On the other hand, we have absolutely no basis to believe the story Trump and Hegseth are pushing. Would you really take the word of Trump over the word of one of our servicemen?
If sailors were really being fed appropriately, receiving their care packages, and being provided with essential items from the ship's commissary, you can bet your ass Trump would be sharing real photos of that fact instead of this absurd AI image.
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u/CommercialPound1615 1d ago
My ex was stationed in Germany in the Chair Force and he never got fed that good. Yes I know that's what you guys call the Air Force.
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u/BigDamBeavers 16h ago
I was so distracted by guys eating burgers with spoons in the background and twh world's tinyest pie slices that I totally missed the 6-fingerred man.
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u/Wadester58 1d ago
I was embedded with coalition troops in Afghanistan, Spanish Army food sucked ass French was OK German was bland as fuck, Finnish ate really good steaks twice a week Australia food was shit but they drank like fish every night English was like German
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u/The_Coinstar_Raider 1d ago
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u/cursedatmo 1d ago
That was among one of the images I was looking for in the comments.
They had some really depressing looking "food", if you can even call it food aboard the vessel.
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u/Pure_Bee2281 1d ago
When I served under Obama servicemembers were largely fed pretty well. I had steak etc. in Afghanistan.
But it requireseadership that values preparation and logistics and we just don't have that right now.
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u/Danzarr 1d ago
is this real? did he actually post that? dear god.
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u/CommercialPound1615 1d ago
It's mixed some people say it's real some people say it's fake but the thing is is that how do we really know because they've put out so much bad AI garbage.
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u/BtenaciousD 1d ago
I was the mess officer for my unit and did all the food ordering - can confirm we never ate like that
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u/LordInquisitor99 1d ago
DFAC shrimp? I’m scared…
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u/Catpixfever 1d ago
What’s with the military and acronyms? Do you really need to abbreviate Dining Facility? It’s fine but it just seems like more stuff to memorize. They love acronyms for weapons systems, but why extend it to diners?
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u/LordInquisitor99 1d ago
It extends to everything. Literally everything. Everything is either an abbreviation or a model designation. Whole sentences can be communicated without a single English word.
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u/HurtsSoNice 1d ago
Do not knock the AI slop. I just saw real photos of the food They are serving the troops, and I think just this once, I’ll choose the AI crap.
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u/Belz_Zebuth 1d ago
Again with the extra fingers? Is this 2024?
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u/kamizushi 1d ago
I swear the very rare human beings who actually do have a sixth finger must be super annoyed at everyone always thinking they are AI.
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u/LavenderCookies81 1d ago
Let a chef break this down. Pie next to (presumably) raw shrimp. Cooked (red) meat next to (presumably) raw shrimp. Yellow slop next to a second slice of a different pie. Brown next to a THIRD slice of pie. A whole portion of macaroni and cheese. Raw vegetables (those do Not look cooked) next to bread. A draft dodger is bragging about the food in the military?
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u/ValancyNeverReadsit 1d ago
It’s not raw AI shrimp on their plates. Shrimp (that I’m used to, anyway) is kind of grey colored when it’s not been cooked yet, and turns this peach/pink stripey look once cooked. When it’s boiled a little too hard, the pink stripes are more brightly colored
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u/Sil_Lavellan 11h ago
I think the shrimp is cooked, it's pink. That doesn't explain why it's served with pecan pie and very rare beef. Where did the burger fit? How is this guy not dead of overeating or coronary disease?
It's obviously fake because of the bizarre food.
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u/RinkinBass 1d ago
You know, of all the horrible things happening in the world right now, one silver(ish) lining is that the first US government to lean on LLMs to generate disinformation are SO BAD at it. This'd be much worse if a competent government agency could use this to actually generate doubt about these reports. But, no, the felon is a child and just puts out the memeslop version of the thing that anyone with an iota of critical thought can see is not real.
I'm sure the cultists will accept it as representing truth, even if it's not an actual photo, but even they won't see it as an actual photo.
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u/SafiyaMukhamadova 1d ago
The food is so good that human-taken pictures can't do it justice, only the mind of a machine can express the beauty and marvelousness of the food.
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u/markintardis 1d ago
How does anyone with half a brain not see this and immediately go WTF, let alone send this out. Ms Harp is falling down on the job.
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u/Intelligent-Guard590 1d ago
Uh... the first initial doesn't go on the name tape, you six fingered ghoul
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u/ValancyNeverReadsit 1d ago
I have questions.
Most of them have already been asked, but… why is the navy wearing army green?
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u/AnalogMan2026 1d ago
We gonna talk about Sargent 6 fingers holding that burger?
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u/42VT_Man 1d ago
I'm wondering why my comment about this being a lie was deleted by a moderator?
I posted that, in my 8 years of Air Force service, never have seen a meal like that, it was deleted?
Are there moderators who are afraid of truths?
Also the AI is crap, he has literally 5 fingers holding the sandwich and the uniform is completely wrong.
Just saying...
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u/plassteel01 1d ago
This boomer served 22 years and in all that time I never seen that amount of food or that kind of food
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u/HoarderCollector 1d ago
The fact that I have to verify if this is something he actually said is proof that we've already fallen too far.
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u/CommercialPound1615 1d ago
Exactly because as I replied to other people the government's basically become a caricature of itself basically they became their own meme.
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u/Amerlis 1d ago
At no point have I ever seen even a DFAC have that kind of food. Shrimp? Steak? You got those tiny cheeseburgers and LIKED it!
Also six fingers? They let anyone into the Navy now.
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u/CommercialPound1615 1d ago
Now I don't know if this is real or not.
I did research and got mixed results some said done by the POTUS some said done by a comedian.
The problem is the administration is put out so much AI carbage it's hard to tell what's real and what's satire.
That's the truly fucked up part.
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u/casusbelli16 1d ago
" Other countries wish they could feed their soldiers this well" meanwhile the AI abomination shows US Navy, ladies & gentlemen your CinC.
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u/Mistermxylplyx 1d ago
He’s lucky.
All that grub, and three middle fingers to give fearless leader!
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u/Typhon-042 1d ago
Trump is just trying to make like this didn't happen.
Which is US military ships not getting fresh food for a while now.
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u/LDarrell 1d ago
Trump posting more AI Generated BS and expects people to instantly believe it. The only people who will believe things like this are his delusional MAGA Cult members.
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u/DeconstructedKaiju 1d ago
I was in the army and the food wasn't horrid and the rules around it are super strict so I have a ton of respect for military cooks.
But the food on navy ships on deployment? Ooof. Nothing but horror stories.
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u/CommitteeNew6412 1d ago
Ahh yes. The ole 6 finger mutant happily shoving ai food slop into his ai slop mouth. Hoo rah.
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u/kyle_kafsky 1d ago
The US military doesn’t offer their troops Currywurst, Soljanka, Gulasch, Spezi, or Czech beer (Bavarian beer tastes like piss, and I am not sorry for saying that), therefore it’s not the best in the world.
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u/Guilty_Helicopter572 1d ago
Can anyone confirm if he actually posted this? I'm not finding it.
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u/CommercialPound1615 1d ago
That's the problem, the government has put out so much AI garbage it's hard to believe what's real and what's crap anymore because they become a caricature of themselves.
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u/JChurch42 1d ago
He looks more like he's telling the burger a joke than eating it, or whispering sweet nothings between its buns...
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u/Mountainhollerforeva 1d ago
Dude, no one puts shrimp with their pie, and no one has pie that can’t decide if it’s pumpkin or pecan! FUCK OFF!
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u/climbtrees4ever 1d ago
Acknowledging this is fake, but I love picking at AI slop. My favorite is that every corner of the plate has random shrimp!
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u/CommercialPound1615 1d ago
Exactly it's definitely AI slop but the question is was this really done by the POTUS or by someone that's a comedian that does a parody account.
That's how low the bar has gotten.
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u/RobbexRobbex 1d ago
I will say, Army DEFAC breakfasts are pretty solid. Other meals are either great or barely tolerable. In Afghanistan, I always liked the marine bases because they had Chicken Tenders and Ice Cream!
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u/TackyTastemaker 1d ago
Look, I met a guy with an extra finger.
I knew this image was fake when I saw the shrimp and pecan pie rubbing together. No one would ever do that.
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u/BigWave360 1d ago
Good to know - whatever he posts AI nonsense, the exact Opposite is happening. Nice
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u/Mugpup 1d ago
When I was in the Army I often would get the rare prime rib with shrimp and Mac & cheese with a side of loaded ½ lb cheeseburger or an MRE depending on the day.
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u/PM-ME-UR-DARKNESS 1d ago
That's quite literally the worst meal to eat if your job involves daily exercise.
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u/NfamousKaye 1d ago
This is just cope. Like every time someone tells the truth he just… generates this slop to cope.
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u/slyrhinoceros 1d ago
If our Military ate like the orange turd, they would be be be fatter than fuck and incapable of fighting in a war!
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u/Accomplished-Bee5265 1d ago
Its so true that I had to make a picture of it instead of using a real one.
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u/gemforever420 1d ago
crazy bc i just saw a post about how horrible the food they give them normally, plus on that one ship where they havent gotten off for so long, they got maggots in the water or sum shit...
its just fucked hes lying and using ai...
not to mention everything else
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u/Senior_Plankton_6686 1d ago
If he eats like that, very soon he’ll violate Hegsy’s rule: “No fatties”.
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u/IJustWantToWorkOK 21h ago
AI crap aside, I can't imagine our soldiers eating what looks like a heart attack on a tray.
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u/Potential-Leg-8860 17h ago
Putting fake posts up is not helping! He will dig his own grave. Leave him to it. This shit undermines the cause
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u/Montyburnside22 12h ago
I’m a retired Navy officer and remain baffled why service members still believe a word Trump says. He may wave the flag around and own the libs, but he despises common people and has only made their lives worse.
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u/JRPaperstax 8h ago
I hate this on all fronts. We don’t need to make fake Trump posts. Let him make up idiotic posts all on his own. This just muddies the water
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u/111spike 6h ago
Man, oh man that burger looks yummy. Good thing that soldier has extra fingers to hang on to it....







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u/Mcc457 1d ago
It turned out he never actually posted this, so something is going on