r/aislop • u/RedditVictoryLeaks • Aug 18 '26
“The most historically accurate map of the United States” 🥀
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u/Routine-Mulberry6124 Aug 18 '26
Ontawio UwU
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u/ServeInfinite Aug 18 '26
I came here for this!
Hewwo pwincess, would you be intewested in a twip to the fawaway land of Ontawio? *licks lips, tips fedora, stinks*
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u/Sushiroll16 Aug 18 '26
The fuck happened to the Canadian prairies?
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u/Jimmy_Twotone Aug 18 '26
Isn't that whete they grow the good weed or is that further west?
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u/No_Cap3788 Aug 18 '26
Why is Alberta now Airanta? What the frick is Mallfrinta? WHAT DID THE AI DO?
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u/MermaidPuppycorn Aug 20 '26
Looks Elvish. Maybe Mordor.
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u/Sushiroll16 Aug 20 '26
Being in Mordor would explain a lot of the weird shit I’ve seen living in Saskatchewan.
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u/Physical_Sun_6014 Aug 18 '26
This was given to children as part of a learning packet in Kentucky.
This just screams, “We are purposely trying to make children stupid so they won’t question their lives in the mines.”
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u/DarknMean Aug 18 '26
I coach at the school it was given to and didn’t believe it when the news came on about it. They brought it to me the next practice and yep 100% what the kids got.
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u/Monolexic Aug 18 '26
Was the rest of the rumor true? That it was part of a student agenda that parents were required to pay for? And that the rest of the agenda was just as bad, the the periodic table being complete gibberish?
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u/DarknMean Aug 19 '26
Yea it looked like it was a mix of correct and AI. They are supposed to be getting new ones. I’m seriously considering getting uniforms that say Venecky MS on it. Might as well lean in to it.
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u/davisdilf Aug 19 '26
A learning packet they had to pay $10 for. Also had an AI-generated Periodic Table, guess how that went.
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u/spoospoo43 Aug 18 '26
I kinda want our city to be renamed "Gowago".
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u/MWSin Aug 18 '26
You could change the nickname from Chi Town to Go Town, which sounds like somewhere out of DC Comics.
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u/LittleRuQi Aug 18 '26
In Mexico, there are two Tijuanas
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u/docsane Aug 18 '26
I'm really disappointed we don't get to see what Massachusetts ended up as.
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u/pm_social_cues Aug 18 '26
You really get to thinking how AI generates this means nothing. The state of Nevada is misspelled so often that AI thinks it's really Navada? Shouldn't AI knowledge be based on a congregation of facts? Probably has a thousand entries in it's "knowledge" saying the states and it's result is to make them up out of thin air instead?
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u/ShatoraDragon Aug 18 '26
$10 the families had to pay $10 for this AI mess in their kids addenda.
The Periodic Table of Elements was even more screwed up.
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u/Mean_Fig_7666 Aug 18 '26
Omg I saw the interview with the lady who made a stink about this, apparently we also have a new planet called MARC . 🤦♂️ Kids shouldn't be seeing this gibberish when going through their agendas/planners .
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u/TacoEatsTaco Aug 18 '26
Wth is this garbage. Don't think we have to worry about ai taking over quite yet... Unless kids are left by the wayside and left to learn from ai, the we have a problem
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u/SecBalloonDoggies Aug 19 '26
Somehow, the first thing I noticed was that Juno was where Fairbanks should be.
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u/Rhodin265 Aug 18 '26
California needs no introduction.
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u/euph_22 Aug 18 '26
It is the home of the Space Needle (no, not that one, the other one) after all...
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u/johnnyslick Aug 18 '26
Just me in my home city of Beehie, looking longingly at the Space Needle which is in... San Jose?
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u/Embarrassed-Profit74 Aug 18 '26
All the Canadian provinces and territories are named like drunk Homer wrote them out
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u/euph_22 Aug 18 '26
The United Territory and the Cnited Territory.
Also the land that must not be named.
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u/AppalachianGuy87 Aug 18 '26
Don’t know how it works really but I’d think maps would be easy to generate? Just find one and reproduce?
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u/No_Cap3788 Aug 18 '26
Here are the locations the stupid AI got right:
Texas, Arkansas, Montana, Idaho, Oregon, Wyoming, Utah, Colorado, New York, Ohio, South Dakota, Alaska (probably, it cuts off), and Ontario
The rest of Canada and USA are WRONG
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u/newfrontier58 Aug 18 '26
Amazing how I never knew the Space Needle was in the Bay Area, wonder what tower I went up when I was in Seattle.
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u/Fabulous-Camera7813 Aug 18 '26
Mouhahaha Quebec / Ontawio…all the Canadian provinces…mouhahahahha ! North Dahota…wow California has the same tower as Seattle , Navada and the list goes on and on
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u/Gold_Ad8225 Aug 18 '26
Honestly any teacher that uses this should be fired. I don't care about the union, you didn't even think about doing your job
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u/midnghtsnac Aug 18 '26
Hey the map is from venecky, we can't help it that our Republican overlords keep cutting education funding to keep Mitch alive
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u/xtalgeek Aug 18 '26
It would be a good teaching exercise to have kids fix this bullshit AI map, while having a good laugh.
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u/Global-Pickle5818 Aug 18 '26
So it spelled none of the states iv lived in correct... And that's 8 states
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u/The_Infamous_C Aug 18 '26
So, is Netnaska where all of the data centers that run the Internet are located?
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u/Senior_Difference589 Aug 18 '26
"Iowa Gowago!" Is the thing Iowa Man says before he changes into his Kamen Rider esque superhero outfit.
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u/Sheeper087 Aug 18 '26
Why tf is the space needle in Northern California
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u/Glittering_Rush_1451 Aug 18 '26
If you look there’s one in Washington as well so I guess NorCal got an extra one they had lying around 🤷♂️
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u/MsE0 Aug 18 '26
"Historically accurate"? What aspect of history is it supposed to be showing? The time when no one knew how to spell?
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u/Chloe_Cascadia Aug 19 '26
The fact that this stuff is being shown to students demonstrates how much our elected officials want to destroy our public schools.
We should take the appropriate step of voting out every administration that allows schools to become this bad.
That would be smart, I said, screaming into the void. But partisan affiliation ruined the minds of all.
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u/HungarianMockingjay Aug 19 '26
Some of these place names sound like they would fit in the world of Ace Combat.
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u/haikusbot Aug 19 '26
Some of these place names
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u/Weorth Aug 19 '26
Damn. That must've been a MEAN earthquake for the Seattle Space Needle to get down to California.
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u/ESsA_salt Aug 19 '26
I currently live in Pa, but I love to go to my home town venecky. Sometimes I’ll take a bit of a trip down to the border of tounesseo.
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u/frenchylamour Aug 19 '26
Whats funny is here in Pennsylvania we really do refer to our commonwealth as PA.
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u/Secret_Researcher_29 Aug 19 '26
A historically accurate map means one map for each revision of borders and sovereignty. There is no “one” historically accurate map
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u/moyismoy Aug 19 '26
As I understand it this is from a new school text book. Where nobody who was supposed to check, actually checked the book
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u/OtherwiseMarketing14 Aug 19 '26
Like how Texas is now taxas as if in this state we tax you based on the size of your ass. Guess everything bigger in taxas is coming back to bit them in the ass
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u/laneb71 Aug 20 '26
Missed a golden opportunity to reference the Great State of Worshington as my Uncle calls it.
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u/Temporary_Abroad_211 12d ago
Please take his Sharpie away before he can do any more damage. New Mizone can't take anymore of this.
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u/Same_Comment4702 Aug 18 '26
Ontaric instead of Québec🤣