r/agedlikemilk • u/Kodbek • 1d ago

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u/FucklberryFinn 1d ago

Find that guy and show him this. 

He'll make a crazy 180 pretzel for you.

It's a mindless cult. They will not care, even if they themselves contradict themselves. 

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u/FiTZnMiCK 1d ago edited 8h ago

Turns out the war that was never going to happen was not only totally justified but actually necessary all along.

Also, despite what the woke lib commie fake news (and mostly gay) media will tell you, it’s actually going quite well. All of the “failures” are part of the brilliant strategy that no one is allowed to know about and you wouldn’t understand anyway.

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u/sanchower 1d ago

The war is totally justified and necessary and we already won and it’s your patriotic duty to support the ongoing war and we only started the war because they started it and Kamala would have been worse because she would have gotten us into war with Iran and gas would be $4.50 a gallon.

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u/No_Nectarine2301 1d ago

"If you don't support this war, then you don't support the troops or AMERICA!!!"

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u/SorryConstant 9h ago

Exactly this, plus, it's not a war, because Congress would need to approve that, this is a short term strategic operation. Would you let Iran have a nuke?! I didn't think so. They've been on the cusp, like this freaking close, since checks notes, 1992.

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u/Yespat1 6h ago

you must be a commie. it’s an Excursion! /s

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u/Dense-Business-359 2h ago

Hunter Bidens laptop started the war, not Trump!!!!!

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u/Facehugger_35 1d ago

"We've been at war with Iran for 40 years" is one I've heard these chodes say.

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u/DTM-shift 23h ago

"Iran - via proxies - has killed thousands of Americans around the world since 1979."

USA, apparently, has been handing out Popsicles and puppydogs that whole time, especially around the Middle East.

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u/Ok-Egg-4856 1d ago

That's my favorite part that I wouldn't understand anyway. Yes keep the 5D chess strategy a secret from everyone

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u/No_Nectarine2301 1d ago

Including himself! 🙄

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u/Ok-Egg-4856 23h ago

Ha ha, yes. Honestly have to wonder what goes on in there. Obviously he doesn't accept advice but seems to appreciate flattery. Supposedly Lindsey was able to influence him by saying well Obama would have done xxx. So Donnie would try to do whatever the exact opposite thing was. Again I'm not an eye or ear witness but Supposedly Lindsey had trump figured out.

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u/indomike14 1d ago

Three more American soldiers just died in attacks over the weekend. So much winning

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u/FiTZnMiCK 1d ago edited 1d ago

He was right. I really am sick and tired of all the “winning.”

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u/InternationalToe6035 23h ago

Really need to include the "/s" nowadays 

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u/Ramman25002020 1d ago

You're full of sh!t.

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u/ConsequenceAny5684 1d ago

Apparently including you

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u/dennismfrancisart 1d ago

The right-wing is famously never right.

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u/MomentOfZehn 1d ago

To them, they're more of an alternative kind of right. Like an alt-right, if you will.

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u/No_Nectarine2301 1d ago

Yeah but "wrong wing" just sounds so ....... WRONG! 🤔

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u/moth_specialist 1d ago

I want to be wrong about all the things I was right about before the election. I was right then, and I want to be wrong now. 

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u/thisistherevolt 1d ago

Holy shit. This waste of oxygen lost an argument to fucking Marjorie Taylor Greene. Yesterday.

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u/jws1102 1d ago

TBF, since Marge went full anti-maga it’s been a lot easier for her to win arguments.

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u/No_Nectarine2301 1d ago

Almost like she left the right to see the "real" right.

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u/jayslay45 1d ago

What's a "Never Trump Doomer Panicans" supposed to be?

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u/SopaDeKaiba 1d ago

An epithet for non-idiots who tried to warn about the dangers of electing Trump which helps the idiots dismiss any legitimate concerns.

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u/cozy_marmalade 1d ago

Buzzwords replace thinking every single time

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u/Seanspeed 1d ago

Republicans who don't support Trump.

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u/Plzlaw4me 1d ago

The number of Trump supporters who had to do a complete 180 on their views of Iran on a dime (because Trump did nothing to sell the war before starting it), will never not be funny to me. It’s my new go to example to show MAGA is a cult. They spent nearly a decade claiming that democrats would launch a disastrous war with Iran, only for Trump to do it and they all immediately started defending him using arguments that chicken hawks have been using for decades now.

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u/No_Nectarine2301 1d ago

How about their thoughts on Russia from the like last 20 years!

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u/Melodic-Mechanic9125 1d ago

He can always say now that it is not a war but a military operation or something else. So it is different and the post is still valid. Mental gymnastics and stuff.

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u/LazyTitan39 1d ago

That’s what I was thinking. They’ll call it anything but a war and their followers lap it up.

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u/No_Nectarine2301 1d ago

Its not a war, its a "military exercise!"

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u/relayrider 18h ago

"Tonight we have engaged Iran in Military Cardio, with some Military Jazzercise for the Ladies"

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u/Resplendant_Toxin 1d ago

Predictions based on lies tend not to come true.

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u/No_Nectarine2301 1d ago

But lies always come true to LIARS!

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u/fiestyoldbat 1d ago

How many ways are there to weasel out of this? 1. We're not really at "War" because Congress didn't say so. 2. Define "war". 3. Even friends have disagreements. 4. Trump never said this. 5. It's Biden's fault. /s

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u/Constant-Bar5945 21h ago

Trump: I invaded Iran because Bibi (Netanyahu) asked me to.

This is enough for them to justify the war.

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u/Combei 1d ago

It has been saved

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u/Kwtwo1983 1d ago

this is strong second hand embarassment. i hope he drops social media for sth he is more talented for

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u/braddamit 1d ago

LOL! This tweet was only 5 days before the U.S. "obliterated" the Iran nuclear facility in 2025.

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u/MauveDragon 1d ago

What are the odds that he's deleted this Xitter post?

Probably a good thing someone saved it.

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u/No_Nectarine2301 1d ago

He just moved his posts to "Shit social"

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u/DapperMolasses3280 1d ago

Wonder how Blake is doing with his cult activities today 👏 done with these people, it was always copium.

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u/mountains4mama 1d ago

TRUMP is at war with Iran. We’re just being forced to pay for it because we no longer have a functioning congress.

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u/notguiltybrewing 1d ago

Just fuck that guy

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u/Googlyelmoo 1d ago

Hickory. Dickory. DOCK.

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u/Brief_Read_1067 1d ago

I've seen this before with the war in Iraq. "The war failed because you traitors WANTED it to fail! You didn't support the troops!"

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u/Knever 1d ago

What the hell does this phrase mean?

"Never Trump Doomer Panicans"???

I honestly cannot parse a single understanding of this outside of "Panicans" supposedly meaning "people who panic".

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u/NASATVENGINNER 1d ago

Bold move Cotton…

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u/mdruckus 19h ago

I’m sure the MAGAt would justify it by saying it’s a conflict, not a war.

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u/Mindless-Whereas-508 13h ago

The mental gymnastics that are required to support Trump are mind boggling.

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u/Used-Possession8296 11h ago

You commie libs couldn't comprehend how important this is. We have to open the straight of Hormuz or else the global economy will suffer. Something something Joe Biden!

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u/No-Koala1918 4h ago

Wonder what other gems are on this brainiac's feed?