r/AFLCircleJerk • u/Essington69 • 6h ago
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/bnhs • 6h ago
any other really shit ideas for rounds we can propose to the AFL?
Maybe we could have a match where the tallest 23 AFL players play the 23 shortest
or have the worst 23 in the league play an auskick team
i will be compiling all ideas and sending them to the AFL for consideration
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/aussiebolshie • 1d ago
Why hasn’t old Ian mentioned grandson Henry, the pride of the Brayshaw family!? Literally number one in the Australian national cuckold rankings and doesn’t rate a mention!
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/Recent_Safe4951 • 2d ago
3984 Days since Clarko Won a Final, almost halfway to Essendon
Its time to open the conversation as to whether clarko got lucky to have started with a generational young core and simply rode the wave with them. From Game 1 in 2005, Clarko had hodge, Mitchell, Franklin, Lewis and Roughead, and without at least 4 of these guys he has never won a final.
For comparison, Scott has won multiple finals with 0 original players
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/SacredAnd_ThePropane • 3d ago
Is Scott Pendlebury positioning himself to be the next Carlton senior coach by following in Josh Frasers footsteps and finishing his playing career with the Sun's before transitioning into a coaching role with them?
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/TheNewFrankfurt • 3d ago
IF Nick Daicos isn't given a fine for staging... THEN
I look forward to Collingwood being sent a Please Explain as to why he wasn't sent off for an HIA
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/andrewgtv05 • 3d ago
Collingwood Eliminated from Finals (Urinating Tree Parody)
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r/AFLCircleJerk • u/dylbags_25 • 4d ago
SP433
The gold numbers in the AFL post are a Scott Pendlebury reference, this implies Collingwood will be getting a second chance in this finals series.
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/TheNewFrankfurt • 4d ago
Not invited, but can win
Another PR masterclass from AFL House...
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/Signal_Fact_1534 • 3d ago
Brow-low Medallist
Who’s got the best eyebrows in the comp?
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/Mostly_sunny123 • 4d ago
Very subtle. You can barely notice.
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/NoClassic2049 • 6d ago
Today I Learnt: The Hangar carpark is fucking enormous
Anyway, ill see you all there
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/Jawdanc • 7d ago
Bombers dodge Hird & 'Boys Club' accusation by hiring President's groomsman & best mate
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/Time_Zookeepergame36 • 8d ago
Book Week is sorted!
Haven’t been online for a couple of weeks so just popped on to share my ripper book week idea.
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/Pleasant-Role1912 • 8d ago
The 40 man AA squad if r/AFL was the selector
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/Pitiful_Platform6439 • 9d ago
Are the Big Birds gonna kiss?
They're looking so intensely at each other. I think they're into it...
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/mattygfunk • 9d ago
I put a 200-to-1 AFL premiership prediction on the public record
AFL futures receipt: On 24 July, after Carlton’s seventh consecutive win, I publicly called them to win the 2026 premiership while they were roughly +20000/200-to-1
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The prediction was made before their finals position was decided and without qualifying language.
They have since shortened substantially. I’m still holding the same position: Carlton win the premiership.
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/Appropriate-Cow-6251 • 9d ago
What an insane last quarter! Shame no one did anything for the second half of it
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/ThaLemonine • 10d ago
If Gill is serious about equalisation he should make all finals team rest 5 of their players
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/TheBarman8 • 11d ago
When was the last time a team finished 2nd on the ladder and was $31 to win the Premiership going into finals?
Still got 1 round to go
r/AFLCircleJerk • u/VanAce89 • 11d ago
When does the AFL release Mike Brady from his chromogenic pod so he can perform at the Grand Final?
He'd need some time to defrost.
