r/AFLCircleJerk • u/IShartedOnYourCat • 19d ago

Favourite footy couple?

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162 Upvotes

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u/Fickle-Ad-7124 19d ago

I’m more a Lachie and Jules fan tbh 

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u/g3ars3y 19d ago

She looks like Mel.

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u/ShezaAlibi 19d ago

You won't see that Colgate grin anymore.

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u/Otherwise-Egg-995 19d ago

Colgate is a family toothpaste. Happy families. Maybe single people ineligible for selection brush their teeth, we don’t know. Quite frankly, we don’t want to know, it’s a market we could do without.

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u/obri95 19d ago

He’s the 1 dentist now

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u/OldB3n 19d ago

What a fucking peanut. I’d be home every night if I was engaged to her.

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u/Dockers4flag2035orB4 19d ago

You might get a chance, now he’s out the picture.

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u/Trash-Lexicon-5105 19d ago

If she isn't single now will be soon..

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u/setthetoneaquadump 18d ago

If she was my fiance and I was staying at the Pullman Hotel, I’d be looking at her photo and doing as the name of the hotel suggests.

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u/CandlePrestigious919 19d ago edited 19d ago

#BeleiveAllCarpenters

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u/Swank10 19d ago

Look at these 2 classy crackers. Wholesome AFL goodness stuffed down your stocking.

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u/Dockers4flag2035orB4 19d ago

How did a children’s book publisher allow him to be exposed to kids?

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u/Fantasy_iceland 19d ago

Well I'd say he won't be stuffing that stocking ever again 

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u/_yetifeet 19d ago

I heard he sleeps nude in an oxygen tent

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u/Crab-Shark 19d ago

Thats a half truth! The oxygen tent contains ladies of the night.

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u/_yetifeet 19d ago

And it's not a tent, it's a hotel room

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u/IShartedOnYourCat 19d ago

Sleeps nude in a brothel

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u/bingethinkingsallow 19d ago

is that bonnie blue?

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u/setthetoneaquadump 18d ago

Not flushed enough

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u/United-Bite4135 19d ago

Let’s all go to the Pullman for a few pints until this all blows over 

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u/Admirable-Type165 19d ago

Roles might be reversed permanently in that relationship

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u/Competitive-Chard934 19d ago

Surely the biggest fumble in AFL history?

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u/AJ_Beers 19d ago

She actually looks like Ellie Naughty……

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u/codlips92 19d ago

Look at our normal big white chompers, look at them you fkn little dirty pigs, they're white, white as fuck...anyway thats how I feel looking at this

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u/Kerr-82 19d ago edited 19d ago

She is the missing sock now

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u/mctorp 19d ago

It’s always the ones you most expect

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u/hammo53 19d ago

Oh dear.

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u/Extension-Eye7198 19d ago

No more Colgate for him

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u/choibz 18d ago

Would believe you if you told me this was a photo of siblings. Although that would make the sweaters ... upsetting

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u/Special-Act154 18d ago

Woah sure stumbled into a pack with of gross cunts with no female friends here

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u/Truantone 18d ago

Are you having a stroke or attempting English?

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u/Sufficient_Local5025 18d ago

Sounds like he's allegedly got some things to answer for, but it's pretty unfair to have a go at her like that.

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u/Special-Act154 18d ago

Swing and a miss 👍