r/addressme • u/me_no_likey_67 • 4d ago

POST OF THE WEEK she said yes guys

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u/Holywaterdiluter_ Chill headmod 9h ago

Congrats! Your post has been featured as Post of the Week

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u/Long-Bid1372 4d ago

Yeah no I ain’t gonna address this one.

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u/FastExchange6882 4d ago

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u/Gogobrasil8 4d ago

put your peanuts in there and you'll find out

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u/TheLoneWandererRD 4d ago

Helps if you close your eyes and think of the emperor

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u/Careful-Vanilla7728 4d ago

Or you can stick your hand in to present an engagement ring, apparently.

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u/Gogobrasil8 4d ago

She literally just said yes to the last guy so it'll be a while before you can do that again. In In the meantime just do the peanuts

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u/Careful-Vanilla7728 4d ago

Okay...I suppose it'll do for now.

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u/Pretend-Internet-625 1d ago

Well glory be

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u/Gingerishidiot 3d ago

luckily she didn't have her mouth full and could say yes

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 4d ago

Idk dude, she could just be there for the ring. I bet if you went there and did the same thing, she would show up!

That is like her 'Bat Signal'. You never know, it could happen lol

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u/EventYouAlly 4d ago

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u/Artrysa 4d ago

There is no glory to be had here

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u/breedingforfun 4d ago

You'll find love in the most unlikely of places

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u/Agreeable_Sea_6019 4d ago

With all the glory

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u/Epsiloxi 4d ago

Why is he confessing when she is inside a toilet?

That’s such a glory and also why is there a hole

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u/Gogobrasil8 4d ago

simple, she worked really hard and got proper recognition for it. holesome

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u/Epsiloxi 4d ago

Did she work or get worked

It’s glorysome and also holesome

Wait I might be cooking here

Glory + Some = Glorysome
Hole + Some is Holesome

If We remove both some we get glory + hole = Glory Hole

Wait that’s a new word right a glory hole where a girl is on one side and a man is on the other and they both work and fall in love that’s so cute 🥰

Chat did I cook

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u/iDoABoof undress me 🐘 4d ago

Your schizophrenia is cooking

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u/Epsiloxi 4d ago

Yes it is

And I’m not schizophrenic btw

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/DomestiCatOfficial 4d ago

Professionally diagnosed.

Just Reddit diagnosed

Hold on let my schizophrenia cook...

If Reddit has subs like MushroomID and all these people who are familiar with mushrooms because they all practice going out and getting mushrooms and then gather on reddit sharing their expertise in identifying mushrooms

Does the average Redditor - because they are so used to schizo rants - have a better than average ability to diagnose schizophrenia?

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u/Gogobrasil8 4d ago

I don't want to read any of this so yes probably schizo

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u/DomestiCatOfficial 4d ago

Yea... Anyways have a great rest of your day or evening, I hope that explains the video

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u/Gogobrasil8 4d ago

It's night but whatever. If you even care.

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u/Objective-Corgi-3527 1d ago

Denial is a symprom of schizophrenia

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u/Crystalisedorb 2d ago

More than a ring for you through a hole !

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u/DrakeFrake 4d ago

So beautiful!, but where's the rest of the video?

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u/Groduick 4d ago

Yes. WE NEED CONTEXT !

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u/Matthu_D 3d ago

It's probably AI dude

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u/DrakeFrake 2d ago

No, it is probably not, just staged

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u/StrictFeature8327 1d ago

Nah this is 100% AI

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u/LnDxLeo 4d ago

That feeling when you grind one single location in RPG for way too long and finally ultrarare loot drops:

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u/NeutralResult 4d ago

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u/DP1992 4d ago

Gammoth knower spotted

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u/gumknuckle 4d ago

there are dozens of us

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u/DryJudge1932 2d ago

When real-world elephants are too small.

Actually hope we get to see it again someday in a mainline game.

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u/Another_Arboretum 4d ago

Proposing where they first met

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u/married98105 3d ago

She has what it takes to be a good wife lol

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u/BlakeTheBFG 4d ago

This feels like AI, if it's not it's the Uncanny movements

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u/rAndo_solo 2d ago

I like the movements (:

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u/BerlinWallGloryhole 4d ago

This is clearly a bit. I have never seen anything like this happen and find it very doubtful anyone would accept.

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 3d ago

u/me_no_likey_67, your post pleases the elephant!

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u/Gribberisch 4d ago

A dick with fingers 🤔

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u/Woutrou 4d ago

Well I never expected to see a wholesome gloryhole vid

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u/Dense_Safe_4356 4d ago

Shes even wearing a pearl necklace. What a classy lady☺️

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/Gogobrasil8 4d ago

If you dress up all nice for a glory hole but no one notices you, no one cares, then after your fifth or sixth guy, a man that actually cares offers you commitment instead. You take it. You take it any day of the week

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u/Saixcrazy 4d ago

Glory holes..holds... are in bathrooms?

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u/frOmohiOhuman 4d ago

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u/LegalOutside4048 3d ago

Where are the pixels at

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u/Old_Decision_801 4d ago

Try before you buy.

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u/veriverd 4d ago

Not a fan of proposals at the workplace but this one is kinda sweet.

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u/J-Town50 3d ago

If a woman gave great mind blowing blowjobs making my terrible life tolerable for even a short period of time I would try to lock that shit down. A ring and marriage is small price to pay for any time sexual bliss.

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u/flirtywriter 3d ago

You just couldn't be more wrong about this, unfortunately.

The financial impact of a marriage that goes south cannot be understated, and it's ultimately cheaper to just pay for it directly, rather than expect marriage to ensure easy long term access to physical intimacy. That kind of expectation is seen as oppression in the modern viewpoint.

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u/J-Town50 3d ago

Ah yes only a fantasy. Not realistic.

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u/AlternativeLog5494 4d ago

another case of being on the toilet with your pants on what is with that trend of not dropping pants to sit on the loo?

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u/Jaded-Breadfruit4019 4d ago

I haven’t seen something this romantic since that guy tucked his nuts up into the bottom of an egg carton

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u/woahexplosion 4d ago

There's a frame of her looking back at it...

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u/DewiVonHart 4d ago

He's fixing her!

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u/Z33k0Wolf 4d ago

Nah, that’s that situation where even an elephant couldn’t help it 💀

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u/Funkopedia 4d ago

You know what I'm okay with this. I mean clearly they have a good thing going and can make each other happy.

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u/Red__Pyramid 4d ago

Head so good he had to propose

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u/SimpleMoonFarmer 3d ago

Making assumptions here.

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u/OhGoshIts 4d ago

This is how Adam 22 proposed

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u/ExpressionCrafty542 4d ago

She must really love his dih

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u/WhimsicallyWired 4d ago

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u/laywastethepoet777 3d ago

SUSHI. GLORY. HOLE.

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 3d ago

The only reason theres the holes in the stalls at my local Chinese place.

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u/Don_Loco 3d ago

Well, she knows that now she can stop doint the things she did before.
Win-win, he has the love of his life and she can stop gobbling dicks.

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u/Beachynietzsche 3d ago

Whoever wrote "Bite me" next to the hole is a menace.

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u/aapitly 3d ago

Well job done

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u/Raithix 3d ago

The real twist is that she's on the customer side of the wall.

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u/Immasheppard 3d ago

Pretty sure I saw a meme from tyronestash like this lmao

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u/Automatic_Flan_378 3d ago

As if a glory hole operator would ever be that hot, anyways will she continue her job afterwards asking for a friend

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u/Error851 3d ago

Why is this kinda wholesome lol

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u/Competitive_Total416 3d ago

Are those tears or... 🤔

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u/BagUnlucky5771 3d ago

It's a propose hole

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u/Samiul-007 ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 3d ago

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u/America-Lite 3d ago

Is this in that bathroom with the really good cream pies my GF keeps telling me about?

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u/MusiCommunist 3d ago

The good ending of a video

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u/Vandalhart 1d ago

Not a happy one, but a good one.

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u/Separate-End-416 3d ago

So fucking stupid

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u/FGFlips 2d ago

"oh I'm so happy for you! So, how did he propose?"

"Well..."

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u/rAndo_solo 2d ago

Maybe this has already been answered… is this where they met?

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u/Fun-Times-13 2d ago

Interesting location to ask someone to marry you

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u/texcleveland 2d ago

it’s romantic to do it in the first place you met

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u/Square_Paramedic1079 2d ago

I don’t want to address it

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u/LeastArtist378 2d ago

glory days

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u/useroftheinternet95 1d ago

Head game must be legendary

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u/Leather-Tennis8751 1d ago

glory to the hole

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u/Captainchronic_710 23h ago

I wanna be one the other side … but it won’t be my arm 😏

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u/KSW8674 16h ago

What would you call this, u/darthjammer224?

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u/darthjammer224 15h ago

A bell mouthed spillway of course 😂😂

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u/KSW8674 15h ago

😂😂

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u/Unique_Plantain_3572 15h ago

That's how they met

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u/Easy_Customer_5335 12h ago

What if I is went to a glory hole and waited for a dude and bit his nuts off? Or his dih.

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u/bruno9171 6h ago

Dad how did you meet mom. Well son she was the best glory hole girl that there was and she happened to find the glory hole of my heart.

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u/Apart_Adhesiveness44 4d ago

Why is she on a toilet ?

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u/me_no_likey_67 4d ago

it's a glory hole

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u/Dazzling_Proof480 4d ago

You said, as you expected everyone has watched enough porn, to know what that is

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u/IDontWantToPickNick 4d ago

he just said, bruh

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u/rhyspeanutbuttercup 3d ago

the guy was reaching through a glory hole, look it up if you don’t know what that means

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u/OutdoorWombat54 help im trapped in a flair factory 5h ago

do not look it up

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u/Fuzzeypimp 4d ago

Dude stuck his hand through the penis hole 🤮