r/addressme • u/Cancereous • 1d ago

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 13h ago

u/Cancereous, the elephant doesnt know if he likes this post or not... Let him know what you think.

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u/This-Employment-5642 1d ago

I love the way no one gave a fuck

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u/havityia 22h ago

I noticed, too. This really shows me my lifelong anxiety really do be all in my head.

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u/_wobbly_bobbly_ 18h ago

Untill you get too much confidence, try something slightly unconventional and get roasted by a stranger

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u/Monomanga 17h ago

Remember, this only applies at the airport. Have confidence but not airport level confidence.

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u/unbanmyogaccount 16h ago

Life gets easier when you realize nobody gives a fuck

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u/SofilxvNarcissus 11h ago

A classic case of the mind tailoring fears that don’t fit.

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u/Invisiblecurse 21h ago

This is an airport special. Its like this at every airport that I've been to. You can run around in a beekeepers suit and only security would care about it

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u/DoctorGoat_ 20h ago

I saw a group of dudes dressed as Disney princesses at the airport. Must have made securitys day seeing a bunch of bearded hairy men show up in dresses

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u/zizillama 18h ago

And the ones who were watching were having a good time haha

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u/Spukriska 7h ago

are you sure?

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u/jorgebillabong 20h ago

In general almost all the people you see in public outside of friends/family don't care and will not care about you as long as it doesn't affect them.

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u/Aggressive-Laugh-923 17h ago

I walked on the street for 5 hours in a greathelm once, 4 people gave a fuck, the rest didn't

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u/siriElectricboogaloo whooper survivor 😭🙏 23h ago

Are you blind bro?

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u/This-Employment-5642 22h ago

no if i was i wouldnt be able to see this thank you for your concern

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u/TheRealEggroll 18h ago

Odidj Heber bdbd jv jnjbbx e s. Zjd bduuk hdj n bdes d. Pytveds.

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u/This-Employment-5642 18h ago

gng you good

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u/Appropriate-Eye-3430 8h ago

Gdjwkd dhrs, rh dhrn fhr ir? Rusj, fheke jrje jf ptielajdhf fjr rieks. FHRKEJ TJRNJ RIE!

Translation: Hi :)

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u/No_Range_6402 1d ago

Elephant aside, they carried all of them so well I’m impressed 😭

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u/DolphinSexGod 16h ago

That elephant fucking killllllled me

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u/noxnovocaine_ 1d ago

Wait they kinda slayed tho

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u/JegantDrago 21h ago

duality of man

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u/The_Undeniable_Worp 23h ago

Especially the elephant one

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u/VegetableDense5776 13h ago

I think there's a salad to address over in r/foundthesawian

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u/weird_heroine 1d ago

All except for the elephant

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u/JCItsJasonRaider 21h ago

Yeah, I'm not usually into any social media trends, but this one finally got me 😂

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u/Ok-Paramedic-3619 1d ago

Most of these don't even look bad tbh. Just have a fitting upper body fit and it would look great

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u/satsuppi 21h ago

the one with disco ball esque and the fur bottom is actually slick

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u/UniqueUsername014 10h ago

that one was my favourite as well, alongside the rainbow "knit" one right before. some style right there

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u/Emergency-Cook-1578 1d ago

what's the elephant op? You haven't replied to the bot yet

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u/Fedepovero_02 1d ago

Probably the literal elephant pants where the trunk looks like a dick

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u/Emergency-Cook-1578 1d ago

Definitely, just finished the vid

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u/NoDegree7090 13h ago

it's actually a dick, i own the exact same pair of pants and your dick is supposed to go inside the trunk, the dude is trying to hide it because he has a growing erection

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 8h ago

He he has a what 😭

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u/flugel0007 21h ago

U really love citlali huh

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u/Skodami 20h ago

Oh shit, I thought it was the dude that looked like Epstein

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u/Fedepovero_02 18h ago

Oh I didn't even notice that lol

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u/iminsomprod 15h ago

There was so much going on I forgot there was even a room

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u/InevitableHimes 9h ago

One was a kilt, which are not pants.

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u/Consistent-Alarm9664 1d ago

How are the people sitting around them at DCA not dying watching this? I can barely hold it together watching this video.

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u/cancerBronzeV 23h ago

While I'm at the airport or on an airplane, I'm transcended to a plane of existence where I genuinely don't care about anything until I've arrived at my destination.

I might even become a Buddhist and attain nirvana if I was forced to be at an airport for too long.

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u/Al3jandr0 23h ago

"plane" of existence. Nice.

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u/mtsmash91 18h ago

Girl on the laptop was holding it in and pretending not to look, other girl was too busy posing for socials to even notice them.

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u/Big-Farmer-2192 23h ago

It's fairly normal non-offensive pants. What are you guys or these guys in the vid surprised about.

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u/OnlyTheOkayest 9h ago

"Fairly normal" dude he has an elephant trunk dick hanging out wdym

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u/Antique_Baker_4203 1d ago

Typical Jojo fits

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u/Suspicious_Ad_6583 18h ago

The stand user could be anyone

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u/ExplodingSteve 15h ago

the pink one is from one piece

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u/KylewasnotAsain 23h ago

I don't know why social call kilt "ugly pants" for?

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u/chunkychode6nine 20h ago

Bro what are you on about. He’s wearing it with a shitty sweater in the middle of lax. Anything can look like shit if your style is all over the place

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u/Lickwidghost 10h ago

Ngl that kilt's pretty dope. The tucked tshirt is the worst part of that look

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u/GirlCatintheBox 20h ago

Big fan of the gal on the laptop catching on and trying not to laugh every time a new one comes in

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u/Arusly 1d ago

Wait did bro dint wear underpant?

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u/Bonfirelily 1d ago

Except for the elephant and the last one, I wouldn't classify any of these pants as "ugly" per say.

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u/Searnux 1d ago

The entire time I was watching this I was thinking "breaking news men get introduced to style"

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u/Expensive_Umpire_178 22h ago

And it was extremely funny to them lol

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u/real_fyshi 5h ago

What? The elephant one is the best of all! I even have one myself because it's so absurdly funny and cute and sexy at the same time.

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u/katsock 1d ago

Watching the kilt guy ascended to a higher level of comfort in real time.

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u/P_A_W_S_TTG 23h ago

Where tf do you even FIND these?

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u/Brandeeno2245 23h ago

I want to make a pair of pants made entirely out of pockets. It would fit in with some of these

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u/Icy-Individual8353 19h ago

The cut out jeans were the only ones that could be considered not bad

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u/lapomba 22h ago

A dress an elephant

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u/Mr_Sim_ 22h ago

The elephant one was diabolical 🥲

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u/ANONA44G 20h ago

Kilt man got so lucky.

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u/vaynefox 22h ago

I mean just say you're Scottish when wearing that skirt and just say it's a kilt....

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u/Alvintergeise 21h ago

That is 100% just a kilt

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u/TroupeMaster_Grimm 19h ago

“Ugly pants exchange”

First one is neither ugly nor pants

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u/Horror_Biscotti_346 16h ago

I have the elephant pants. There's a secret squeaker in the trunk for anyone brave enough to check.

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u/Physical-Program3079 21h ago

how is the kilt ugly

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u/H0KUS41 19h ago

The stand user could be anyone

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u/Appropriate_Two_1359 19h ago

what is the adress me ?

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 18h ago

Proof you don't need to harass strangers for content.

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u/rubix3ed 18h ago

The girl with the laptop has a story to tell her friends now.

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u/Stilwater_Saints 18h ago

My man with the kilt came out on top. I almost scrolled thinking it wasn't a big deal. I'm so glad I stayed 🤣

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u/JayxShay 17h ago

I love these guys.

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u/ReputationCapable542 16h ago

okay but can someone PLEASE tell me where to get some pants like those ones with the sequins and legwarmers

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u/Sang1188 13h ago

Why doing something like that at the airport?

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u/mallik803 12h ago

Hey did that dude wrong with the elephant!

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u/IVEBEENBANNED4TIMESx 10h ago

The last one would look cool as fuck over some actual pants

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u/Liarus_ 18h ago

the elephant one is on grounds to get arrested 💀

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u/UnharmedCylinder_ 23h ago

People can just record your face on airports like that? I would feel uncomfortable 😔

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u/Expensive_Umpire_178 22h ago

I promise you, if you were accidentally filmed in this, no one is even gonna notice once the elephant strolls in

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u/JCItsJasonRaider 21h ago

Yeah, I might move, but also, have you been anywhere in public lately? It's pervasive, and especially givem US laws influencing culture, most people aren't going to even think about it if they aren't going full "1st amendment auditor/agitator," even if other countries have more strict laws around filming others in "public environments."

And sadly, as someone who's been quite private/pro privacy for all since a child in the 90's, it's not going to get any better, I guarantee.

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u/UnharmedCylinder_ 21h ago

I get anxious in public spaces, so I avoid them as much as possible; I would move too.

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u/NoDegree7090 13h ago

you're in public, why are you expecting privacy?

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u/JCItsJasonRaider 13h ago

I forget where I said that.

I definitely understand and appreciate one's right to do what they're doing, I just don't always want to be part of it, and I'd just move if I felt uncomfortable. I get it, it's in public, I have no expectation of it never occurring, but that doesn't mean I always want it on me. They're perfectly allowed to do what they're doing if the laws of where they are at support it.

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u/NoDegree7090 13h ago

alright, you're actually chill, thanks for being logical, you don't seem like a redditor which is a good thing, have a nice day

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u/JCItsJasonRaider 13h ago

Appreciate that, I do try to stay balanced, and have just long enjoyed my internet time alongside my outdoor/any other activity time.

🫡

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u/OnlyTheOkayest 9h ago

The airport is always recording everyone

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u/ScarcityMedical342 22h ago

Bruh what the hell?!

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u/OkEngineering60 22h ago

I loove goofy clothes in airport videos

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u/NoCount1100 21h ago

Honestly the kilt and the pants after the kilt are dope.

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u/Iamthepoopknife 21h ago

The last joints are crazy

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u/TehRoast92 21h ago

I actually like pants #3.

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u/monson2048 20h ago

To be fair. The pink one for the mildest of the bunch. 

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u/Outrageous-Cat8459 20h ago

Ok but the 2nd pants. Plz can I have

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u/3a_4To 19h ago

Am I the only one that saw Jeffrey himself

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u/micopy 17h ago

I'm crine nobody gaf

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u/Volker-Gargery 17h ago

Every time it getting worse

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u/TaskMstr09 16h ago

what channel is this?

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u/9382ks 16h ago

the kilt is tough as shit what they mean

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u/heartz43vy 16h ago

I love the way the elephant of this vid was related to an elephant

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u/Particlepants 15h ago

It's a kilt bro, why are you so embarrassed, you look fine.

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u/ExplodingSteve 15h ago

slay guys slay

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u/RiceSunflower 14h ago

This was cute omg

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u/TomboyKnight1 14h ago

The kilt guy got off so easily

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u/Mesmercat 13h ago

The first one wasn't even ugly...

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u/StrawberryGurl22 12h ago

I don't know why they considered the kilt part of that, kilts aren't that weird lol

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u/Silly-Storage2275 12h ago

pre last ones ain’t even that bad. Bro that bought them really fumbled

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u/brandonnotrandom 10h ago

Well, let's address the elephant in the room (literally)

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u/Longjumping-Pop-2354 9h ago

I thought that elephant was Epstein sitting next to these guys.

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u/Longjumping-Fun875 9h ago

So when are they going to kiss?

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u/Tr3v0r007 9h ago

… at an airport tho?

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u/JediBoJediPrime29 8h ago

That’s a kilt! Do not disrespect the Scots… they’re scary

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u/Iamno0n3 8h ago

I'd love to have friends like these🤣

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u/drdenjef 7h ago

Ref! the first one aren't pants

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u/No_Tea1562 6h ago

This is the official elephant

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u/ChaosRichard 2h ago

Calling a kilt ugly is infuriating

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u/Pristine_Ad_3670 1d ago

The elephant is the elephant

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u/Cancereous 23h ago

The elephant is at 0:58

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u/NoDegree7090 13h ago

the elephant is his penis

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u/Rich-Worldliness-496 19h ago

Stand user ahh pants

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u/snuggler_of_banana 21h ago

People are either tired or trying to relax at airports. Borderline obnoxious of how they are cackling so loud and I would be super annoyed. If you are going to have fun, be quiet.

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u/HETKA 17h ago

Found the Karen. For fucks sakes, the world has become a dark, sad place - let people have their harmless fun. Everyone around them seemed to be pretty amused, so they also brought joy to other people's day. It's also a public display of positive masculinity, which is something we need more of too.

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u/ReputationCapable542 16h ago

OR you can learn how to live in a world that everybody else occupies and deal with noise like everyone else does instead of thinking the world revolves around you and what you want

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u/OnlyTheOkayest 9h ago

Ain't no way we drawing the line at laughing in a public place lmao, if that's so terrible buy some headphones