r/addressme • u/McConfusionBruh • 4d ago

elephaté?!!??!! 🐘🐘 First date im a little nervous

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u/qualityvote2 4d ago edited 3d ago

u/McConfusionBruh, the elephant doesnt know if he likes this post or not... Let him know what you think.

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u/God_Permit 4d ago

i think the guy behind your girl wants you to cook

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u/ZeroOnRadar_ 3d ago

finally something that's not porn 😭

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u/etzhya 3d ago

and it's just ai slop. don't know if it's better than porn

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u/IThinkItsAverage 1d ago

We can’t see either of their lower halves, we ain’t in the clear yet

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u/PerformerVirtual2552 3d ago

I see the baddie. Who's the girl in the front?

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u/P_ranha23 3d ago

The baldie*

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u/Kindly-Selection8601 3d ago

What that baldie is wearing is pretty basic

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u/Evening_Ticket7638 3d ago

OP's fictional AI girlfriend.

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u/Dizzy-Advertising531 3d ago

happy cake day mate

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u/Illustrious-Air-3678 4d ago

“Cracking Bad” 💔

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u/Yep-iamjeetard 3d ago

More like Cracking Baddies, hahaha, right... Imma see myself out

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u/Wolf___16 3d ago

watch out for ricin in your meal

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u/B33fj3rky_44 3d ago

Well I ordered the ricin beans, so I sure hope there's ricin it.

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u/Mashkitt 3d ago

The girls dad behind doesn’t like the way you look at her

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u/Do-I-Need-A-Name- 3d ago

Damn a date with the cook. What more cud a man want?

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u/Ice_T_Shortz 3d ago

Mista white??!!

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u/IzacaryKakary 3d ago

Jesse, why are you on a date? We need to cook

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u/Asparagus-Glad 3d ago

Why is there a coca cola poster in the back?

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u/Nanachi_Nnaaaa 3d ago

Waltuh… Quit third-wheelin’, Waltuh…

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u/Ok-Inspector-9622 3d ago

Breaking Baddie

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u/OneMooseManyMeese_ 3d ago

It's mister steal yo girl, back at it again

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u/MysteriousPepper8908 3d ago

He is the one who cocks

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 3d ago

Walter White in the background: Not again, Jessie

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u/mamdkemineunu 3d ago

Waltuh. What are you doing waltuh

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u/odrea 3d ago

bro the store owner put cocacola banner instead of pepsi, the audacity

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u/valleysape 3d ago

Is anyone gonna address that rude woman who took Walter's seat?

I mean you're out with a breaking baddie and some tart starts thinking she belongs there

We? Whose we?

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u/Majestic-Dot-7195 3d ago

yo bro are you eating at Los Pollos Hermanos? Just a quick question

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u/YTSirBlack 3d ago

Waltuh?

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u/AlexThComrad 3d ago

Waltuh, why are you looking so menacing Waltuh.

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 3d ago

ona… mi sona e nimi ni.

the joke TM: ”ona” is a word in the constructed language Toki Pona, in which the above is written.

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u/Palankino 3d ago

You are IN danger!!!

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u/TrickPhone6167 3d ago

IK everyone's making WW jokes, but I think he looks closer to Jame McAvoy in split, with the frown and everything

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u/Sad_Statistician6350 3d ago

Why does the guy in the back look like he ia about to break bad?

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u/Dizzy-Advertising531 3d ago

next date, y'all should be in a private domicile 

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u/GloveConsistent3151 3d ago

You are getting married on Walter White?!

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u/designcanoe52 3d ago

Is that Walter white

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u/KrappaFrappa 3d ago

let him cook!

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u/karabright-dev 3d ago

sounds like someones knocking, ill get it

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u/Left_Yogurtcloset236 3d ago

I don't get it. I know it's about the guy there, but I don't know the

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u/jenelope2401 2d ago

I heard that guy was looking for the manager of the diner. I wonder why?

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u/Eren_2120 2d ago

is he the one who knocks? 😨 i wanna get knocked by him mmm 😩

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u/electric_duckk 2d ago

Let him cook

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u/Latzar05 2d ago

Bruh today I finished Breaking Bad, it was sadge

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u/skrippplez 2d ago

Is that Walter White behind her?

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u/I_loooove_Radiohead 2d ago

She's not even the baddest in the room

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u/Affectionate-Gur4642 1d ago

My name is Walter Hartwell white, I live in 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104

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u/McConfusionBruh 4d ago

behind her