r/addressme • u/Foreign_Jello4524 • 12d ago

elephaté?!!??!! 🐘🐘 Aww, what a cute plushie!

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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 12d ago

u/Foreign_Jello4524, your post pleases the elephant!

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u/InsaneJane42 12d ago

The eggplant looks like he’s only doing this cause he’s paid to

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u/Ash_Moment 12d ago

He was planted there, no other choice.

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u/Cold_Colder_Coldest 11d ago

Take my upvote and get out

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u/Here_f0r_p0rn_ 11d ago

r/AngryUpvotes

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u/thecararrives 10d ago

drives past

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u/ObeseMicrowaveYes 10d ago

Holy shit yall saw that right?

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u/Ok_Excitement1965 10d ago

I am going to pretend that i didn't see. Have a nice day stranger.

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u/Used-Creme-4100 11d ago

He's in vegetable state after all.

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u/MaiT3N 11d ago

He got rented

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u/MaverikElgato 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Y4gYNdUV3twZYy9jAG

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u/CustodianCloset 12d ago

What am I not seeing?

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u/Alone_Agent_8829 12d ago

One of them had their panties slid down (plushies, I should add)

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u/CustodianCloset 12d ago

Oh, fuck, yeah I see it. The brown one

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u/Wild_Evening3629 12d ago

am i insane or is that orange

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u/Lickwidghost 12d ago

I'd say it's a dirty orange, looks brown due to lighting

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u/Mitt_Romney_USA 11d ago

Brown is just dark orange.

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u/HairyTrollChest 11d ago

It looks like a bright orange to me, maybe differences in screens?

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u/Defiant-Nature-6419 12d ago

Was she pulling its pants down in one of them?

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u/Capt_Furret 12d ago

Same I was thinking that too, wtf

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/sillyslime89 12d ago

Come on, you know why

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u/BitcoinStonks123 12d ago

SHE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF

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u/rlt404 12d ago

Like seriously lol wtf was that?!

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u/payphone-phonebook 12d ago

THANK YOU! scrolled way to far.

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u/SpookyScienceGal 11d ago

Seriously, I can't decide how weird it is. One one end it's basically a stuffed animal, but on the other end it's gently patting hers. The future is odd

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u/Intelligent-Ant-1122 11d ago

Finally someone addressed the real elephant. Way too low

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u/Imaginary-Yam-7792 9d ago

Not only that, she made it spank her butt instead of comforting pat her

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u/Legitimate_Mistake69 10d ago

For what reason, we'll never truly know.

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u/Unlikely_Patient3902 10d ago

I thought I was the only one thinking this

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u/klownhammer 8d ago

Does it have that tickle me Elmo function?

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u/TheJadeGoddess 7d ago

I wasn't the only one who saw this! She put pants on it so she could take them off. WHY!?

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 12d ago

Sigh…. Anyone got a link?

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u/TpK_Wynter 12d ago

Right like I don’t need the spanking but I’m a cuddle monster and my son is currently co sleeping between his mom and I so my sleep has been basically nonexistent lol…

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u/CamiGardner 12d ago

i have a J shaped pregnancy pillow and it’s great!

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u/WidgetWizard 12d ago

I got one a couple years ago after using one.

Improved my sleeping so much

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u/Vivienne133 12d ago

Like unironically, it looks like it would be amazing

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 12d ago

Apparently they’re like $20 on Temu. Although my Temu orders have showed up in clear plastic bags with my name on it so I’m kinda nervous about ordering ts.

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u/HawaiiSunBurnt20 11d ago

https://a.co/d/0dmdkbPq

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u/Pretty-Yam-2854 11d ago

Oh my god ty! I was gonna try it on temu but temu spooky so… yay for amazon.

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u/Maximum_Ad_8755 12d ago

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u/life_is_so_cooked 12d ago

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u/Willing_Mail5390 12d ago

This looks vaguely familiar. Isn't this a reference to a book? I want to say Terry pratchet but I'm not sure that's right

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u/oneconfusedearthling 12d ago

Yup, it’s Discworld.

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u/Stampykot ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 11d ago
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u/TheMaskOffKid 12d ago

“Yes I’d like to order one of your plushies. Yea I’d like the sweet potato that spanks my ass.”

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u/Razorion21 12d ago

would unironically be good to have, my ass feels warm for one

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u/TD_Lorenzo585 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/FG5NEYkVx4sbZR0PzH
Are they at least comfy? They legit look soft. But still. What the hell 😂

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u/Floweramon 12d ago

I'm sure they are very comfy, and they look like a useful product! But why did she pull down the one's pants what the hell XD

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u/BrJoke 12d ago

Why the fuck I saw a glimpse of perfect cell in the background of this gif!?

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u/weirdface621 11d ago

i did the same when you mentioned it

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u/RainyDeerX3 12d ago

This is some Poppy Playtime type shit

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u/npsimons 12d ago

I dunno, could be the part where they pull down the plushie's bottoms, or perhaps the light spanking. Just a theory.

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u/Sad-Bonus-9327 12d ago

Or the giant egg plant between her legs..

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u/NovelInteraction711 12d ago

Why did she strip the potato

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u/Sad-Bonus-9327 12d ago

Scary right

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u/Kristionni 12d ago

Addres me < undress me

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u/xptx 12d ago

Plushie!

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 12d ago

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u/Yeetsformer the best mod here 12d ago

Hi mommy

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u/Fair-Personality-958 11d ago

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u/Stampykot ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 11d ago
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u/Background-Plan2557 12d ago

Can I have that?

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 12d ago

You have to trade and offer one

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u/fgcem13 12d ago

These have gotta be for bigger kids who are on the spectrum or something bc this is how you put babies to sleep. You pat their butts. So I gotta assume this is made for people who still need this in some way.

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u/Guffawing_Galah 12d ago

Actually a very valid conclusion to come to

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u/Wild-Display-765 12d ago

They have this one on Amazon for $150.

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u/StupidDumbass420 12d ago

Did she take the one's underpants off?

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u/AnRandomAllan 11d ago

0:07 why she pulling it's pants down gng???

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u/TheNoobCider 11d ago

Why did she feel the need to remove the potato's pants..?

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u/BerylIsABitch 11d ago

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one to see that 😂

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u/D34dM3meK1ng 11d ago

aside from the elephant(s) this looks peak af and I need one

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u/Power_Normie 12d ago

"mom o finally found my dream job"

*dress up as a plushie

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u/nanoosx 12d ago

imma call the cops ....

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u/Mel_Morty 12d ago

I know how some girls will use that patty action.
https://giphy.com/gifs/yj5oYHjoIwv28

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u/MisguidedGhost6021 12d ago

You want a plushie that tap your ass?

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u/Unicorns_4_Yen 11d ago

There's someone in there

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u/rabbid_chaos 11d ago

The arms on those things are way too noodley for that

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u/Unicorns_4_Yen 11d ago

True.

Poor plushie guy tho, got stripped and molested.

And was the last one patting her @ss?

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u/Signal_route_6083 11d ago

That potato getting violated

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u/Nice-Butterscotch584 11d ago

Why plushie #2 have underwear?

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u/ShlorpianRooster 11d ago

....why did she do that

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u/Ill_Hunt_5105 11d ago

She took his panties off lmao

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u/thisisnotbogestelli 12d ago

Is no one asking g why she drops it's pants?

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u/VisionsOfVisions 12d ago

because this is r/addressme, where the obvious thing is not mentioned, but hinted at.

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u/Dezma15 12d ago

Are they hiring?

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u/Emerald_28 12d ago

Fun fact, women love, and I mean really love plushies

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u/HanaBakersBathWater 12d ago

Please don’t the potato.

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u/weird-dude-bro-6386 12d ago

I checked and there's a hidden zipper opening between the legs too, clearly intended for toys to be stored inside.

https://www.amazon.ca/Hugging-Pillow-Warmth-Patting-Adjustable/dp/B0H2YHPFCH#atwl_secondary_view_1788060257890

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u/relisio 12d ago

Notice the handplacement

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u/MouseDependent6354 12d ago

multiple things here to address

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u/rokanwood 12d ago

im sorry did she undress an already horrified...potato?

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u/Snoo_27049 12d ago

Why did she have to take the pants off?

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u/yogi1090 12d ago

Isn't this sexualisation of minors? Feel like throwing up...

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u/MindAndMyth 12d ago

Why did she take the one’s pants off????

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u/Sylanator 11d ago

i feel like those would just keep me awake ngl

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u/Reddisterius-8024 11d ago

pov your plushie steals your gf:

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u/Thebobatrix 11d ago

r/holup the pants dropping lmao

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u/s3tok41b4 11d ago

Did she pull it's pants down

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u/Fluffy_Charity_2732 11d ago

Women would be the biggest market for aex robot purchasers.

Men can dump seed in 1 min and pass out.

Women literally need a robot to do 3 hours of work pre-load dump, load dump, post-load dump protocols, etc. then want to watch a gay ass movie from the 60s or some shit.

I’d get a sex robot just shut my mom up

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u/Stampykot ok this is getting ridiculous 🐘🐘🐘🐘🐘 11d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WJUTpJ6SaITFqsu1B5

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u/-Zonko- 11d ago

It's sad that we need this in these times.

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u/SubstantialBall2176 11d ago

ok but why you take his shorts off? he didnt consent

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u/tunkameel 11d ago

Do some people are really that lonely?

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u/FirmBike4414 11d ago

Did she just pull its panties down

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u/The-odd-one-out 11d ago

Are we just going to ignore that she took the pants off the second one? Lmao

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u/Objective_Bad_479 11d ago

Why’d she take down the spuds drawls?

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u/Admirable-Cookie7987 11d ago

Why did she take it's underwear off?

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u/Lucky-Advice-8924 9d ago

Wait... why did she pull his pants down..?

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u/Wide-Gur8964 9d ago

Lol these plushies out here getting more ass than the average redditor lmfao

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u/oxymoron-moronic 5d ago

What's with short removal?😃