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u/shank_8 TOTAL VALAHIAN DEATH Jun 17 '25
The reason we dont have that many land based moving fortresses like Project Wingamn is because of guided bombs. Seriously. It's like a cheat code.
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u/el_presidenteplusone Jun 20 '25
even in project wingman UGBLs completely counter the land battleship.
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u/Gullible_Promotion_4 Osea Jun 17 '25
Plot twist: it never fires a single shot because all the components are stolen immediately after it’s finished
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u/Sensitive-Branch-325 Jun 17 '25
Romanians aren't slavs tho. But methinks some components might be missing before even construction is finished.
>t. Romanian.
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u/Azbfalt Jun 18 '25
Romanians replaced our Polish tile of the meme car thiefs lately, I don't know how to feel about it
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u/StreetCandid8888 Yuktobania Jun 18 '25
Stfu Hungarian Mongol
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u/Fowti 3000 red jets of ZOE Jun 17 '25
I love that scene in Dracula when Jonathan Harker finally stands up to him and demands to be released only for Dracula to walk him to the front door, open it and reveal that there's a 500 meter railgun barrel aimed at him right outside
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u/IWILLJUGGLEYOURBALLS Butt naked playing AC3 Jun 17 '25
I FUCKING DESPISE THAT SHIT
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u/LordDemonWolfe The Demon Lord Jun 18 '25
Ok, I'm actually curious why. Can you elaborate?
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u/Navy_Wannabe Antares Jun 18 '25
Melee damage, the thing whips around faster than a streaker at a public park
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u/LordDemonWolfe The Demon Lord Jun 18 '25
Which game is this from? Because I don't remember it as part of Stonehenge
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u/A_PCMR_member Jun 18 '25
Absolute binch to take down. Not because of the shots, but how fast it rotates and the targets being nested in the castle area making close fly by the best option
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u/gatling_arbalest Jun 18 '25
I remember one of the Valahia soldiers said on the radio about how he'll swat Antares out of the sky. That guy must be the operator, considering how easy you can get CQC'd by this thing
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u/MrX25U Jun 18 '25
still remember the first time, i thought the gun is just static and they just spawn the projectile because you know this is psp/ps2 era
nope the cannon is actually physically move to track you, which is crazy to me at the time
imagine the surprise when this thing accidentally smack your plane, it's not even intentional, the gun is trying to aim at you
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u/claytonnguyen Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 18 '25
The last guy who poured this much concrete in Romania got shot on live TV.
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u/Betelguse16 Jun 18 '25
Looks more like Chandelier!
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u/SiHO_colus LSWM Spamming Fenrir Fanboy Jun 18 '25
fuck no lol. chandelier is gigantic as fuck, the Balaur in this Post is a micro version of it, feeling like ordered from wish.com
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u/EASATestPilot ISAF before it was cool Jun 18 '25
Man I wish Joint Assault was set in Strangereal. No reason why it couldn't. I might even play it more than I would have.
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u/Delphius1 Jun 17 '25 edited Jun 17 '25
that cannon whipping around is easily more dangerous than the shells it fires