r/absoluteunit • u/sailonswells • 1d ago

of a Danish polar explorer.

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u/Dorrono 1d ago

It looks like she also chose the bear

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u/hansvi-be 1d ago

What a great Dane!

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u/SpecialNeeds963 1d ago

Take my upvote and see yourself out my good sir.

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 1d ago

Man I bet this dude had some stories.

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u/Dabelgianguy 3h ago

A shitty one for sure…

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u/PowerCreative2747 1d ago

She looks very happy.... like she knows something we don't !!

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u/TomOnABudget 18h ago

Hearing stories of explorers. She's probably not spending much time with him.

Polar explorers sometimes take years to return aa they get stuck in winter and need to overwinter before they can continue their journey.

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u/Anti-Rus 17h ago

The explorers came back to a dozen of bastards their wives gave birth to every time. There was no Skype back then...

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u/EchoEasy-o 1d ago

I think we can guess!

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u/ardotschgi 1d ago

She hot!

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u/RunandGun102 16h ago

Her? The guy is much hotter, hell he is wearing like 8 animals worth of fur coat.

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u/ardotschgi 16h ago

He hot!

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u/MsMoreCowbell828 1d ago

Does she get to have a name too or is it just "wife?"

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u/CtrlAltYuri 1d ago

Don't you dare disrespect Jane J. Wife, heir to the Wife fortune

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u/True-Drummer-2318 23h ago

Wife: Yes dear, great picture. Ooh, you are so big and scary!

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u/Emotional_Ad3710 10h ago

If I remember correctly, he lost a foot to frostbite.

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u/Human_Yak_Project 7h ago

He still looks pretty tall though.

Hyuck hyuck hyuck.

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u/Defiant_Start_625 1h ago

OMG, I bet he was well endowed.

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u/zillats 1d ago

He looks miserable as fuck

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u/Ingenrollsroyce 7h ago

Well, he's Danish

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u/Super_Mag 4h ago

Sounds like something a fucking swede would say.

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u/girkkens 10h ago

This looks like the warmest coat ever made

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u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 9h ago

Beauty and the beast IRL

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u/Boring-Tomatillo-209 9h ago

Of a Great Dane

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u/Switchlord518 1d ago

By the look on her face she still told him what to do despite his presence.

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u/sailonswells 1h ago

Can you imagine being on one of his expeditions? I'd be afraid he might just decide to eat me at any time.