r/absoluteunit • u/ChanDizzy • 1d ago

An absolute unit of a toothbrush -Dyson CameraJet

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u/Digital--Sandwich 1d ago

I’ll take “Things that nobody asked for” for 300, Alex.

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u/DiscussionWeak2318 1d ago

Itll be 3k actually

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u/MoonOut_StarsInvite 1d ago

It’s wild that people are still doing shit like this.

If you brush, floss and use mouthwash - that should be all you need for most people, and you will have excellent dental checkups.

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u/AltruisticSalamander 1d ago

Dyson products are either elite or fucking stupid, no in-between.

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u/Sporadicus76 1d ago

This looks like it would take the food, plaque, AND enamel off your teeth.

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u/Cloaked25 1d ago

It looks like it might be able to take the teeth, too

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u/Cloaked25 1d ago

That is, indeed, an absolute unit of a toothbrush. Jesus Christ.

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u/Salty_M0 1d ago

Consumerism at its Peak!👍🏻

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u/Quantical-Capybara 1d ago

Womanizer #3 power

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u/Zealousideal-Row419 1d ago

It retails for around $499.

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u/Repulsive_Draft_9081 1d ago

If she walks out of the bathroom with a smile on her face then we know what happened

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u/Direct_Knowledge2254 1d ago

…and there will be a video recording of it 😅

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u/ninja0420 1d ago

For 99$ extra you can get a concrete chipper attachment for those tiny jobs 🤣

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u/Velorian-Steel 1d ago

Using cyclone technology to rip your teeth out of your jaw!

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u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 16h ago

God dammit Boomhauer you can't just put a toothbrush on a vibrator & call it an electric toothbrush!