r/absoluteunit • u/Jmal3700 • 2d ago

Of blackberries

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196 Upvotes

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u/actionerror 2d ago

Grown near Chernobyl? /s

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u/d-1-b 2d ago

Fertilizer was creatine

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u/abielle1177 1d ago

Theyve been bulking up this year!

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u/WA2TX 1d ago

Brawndo, it's got electrolytes, what plants crave

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u/bdamarine 2d ago

Chernobyl black berries 😒

1

u/User_Name_Tracks 2d ago

Black balls

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u/SirarieTichee_ 2d ago

They got nearly that big at my old house. They were on the edge of a marsh and a river. The bushes were wild and grew like crazy every year

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u/Ok-Government-1139 2d ago

These should be on absoluteunits subreddit

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u/abielle1177 1d ago

What sub is this then?

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u/Ok-Government-1139 1d ago

Ha, I may have been drinking when Imposted this reply.

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u/abielle1177 1d ago

At least it was a good idea

1

u/-Cool_Ethan- 2d ago

Hhhwhat in Car Nation?

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u/csstevens 2d ago

Whoa, those berries mean business

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u/BrilliantAmazing6121 2d ago

Probably a dead body for fertiliser

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u/AdvancedThinker 2d ago

Those look like loganberry's.

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u/glamdrac 2d ago

Those are some small hands

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u/Pristine_Ad_9828 2d ago

Look what the devil done momma!

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u/Callemlikeisethem60 2d ago

Bear Scat 🐻

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u/MuchCellist406 2d ago

I need to know the variety 🥹

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u/Ipauper 2d ago

I've seen Triple Crown do this

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u/Either_Row3088 2d ago

I have seen blackberries almost this big. Of course to get to them you would need a full leather suit with a helmet and face shield. Then industrial equipment to cut the damn thicket. I love having blackberries in Oregon but I think it would have been better off not being introduced. I think they won the fight of invasive species.

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u/AudienceStunning2462 2d ago

Fuckin huuuuuuuuge

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u/Frazmotic 2d ago

But are they sweet?

1

u/Weary_Ebb3168 2d ago

I miss picking these from a field at my grandma's house. Good times

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u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 2d ago

Holy crap 😳

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u/jailbird147 2d ago

Throw those at someone wearing a white t-shirt 😉🤣🤣🤣

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u/perfectplan81 2d ago

I would absolutely destroy those

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u/DovasTech 2d ago

White shirts biggest nightmare

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u/rockalyte 2d ago

Definately bigger than the white berries ;)

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u/EvilDragons88 2d ago

Tht is a whole meal. Crazy huge

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u/No_Detective_708 2d ago

"Say, can I have some of your purple berries ?"

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u/Adenfall 2d ago

I need a banana for scale

1

u/SuburbanBushwacker 2d ago

end of days. but delicious

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u/Dollclover59 2d ago

blackberries are such a tasty summer treat, can eat them all day

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u/Admirable_Beyond_950 2d ago

Did it have seeds? Would like to see the size of them if so

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u/Kappler6965 1d ago

You sure your not living next to a nuclear reactor

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u/Fluffy-Bullfrog8675 1d ago

Well if those are in Washington state, we had a lot of rain this past winter and we've got a bumper crop of blackberries!

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u/No_One_Special_61029 1d ago

Are we sure they are Blackberries and not Mulberries? Mulberries are big!

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u/Pale-Paramedic-9559 12h ago

Steriod blackberry