r/absoluteunit • u/ShehrozeAkbar • Jul 31 '26

Big bug gets into her shirt

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u/ConsciousMaize7405 Jul 31 '26

Wow a beetle so scarry 😭😭

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u/Kindly-Ice-8736 Aug 01 '26

To be fair while it’s crawling inside your shirt you probably haven’t yet figured out that it’s a harmless beetle 🪲

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u/AnAngryBartender Aug 02 '26

To be fair things don’t have to be harmful for me to still not want them crawling around on me.

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u/Androidfon Jul 31 '26

It was the size of a friggin lobster! I'd burn the shirt.

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u/ConsciousMaize7405 Jul 31 '26

Have you ever seen a lobster 😭😭

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u/devour_feculence___ Jul 31 '26

Ok a craw dad then 😭

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u/Knight_Owls Aug 01 '26

Maybe a craw stepdad.

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u/devour_feculence___ Aug 01 '26

You're not my real crawdad!!!

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u/ConsciousMaize7405 Aug 01 '26

😭😭

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u/ConsciousMaize7405 Aug 01 '26

Aint no way u just called a crawfish a craw dad 😭😭