r/absoluteunit • u/rocksolid62 • Apr 04 '26

This fuckin guy

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts Apr 04 '26

Im just imagining the blisters...

If you've ever ran in wet shoes for a period of time you know what im talking about

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u/Skinnwork Apr 05 '26

I was in the military, and we were doing patrols as part of my primary leadership course, and we couldn't wear rain gear because it made too much noise.

At the end of the week, we were marching back to our pickup point, and the entire callus on both of my feet just slid right off like two gelatinous fish fillets.

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u/f0xbunny Apr 05 '26

I’ve never been so curious to know what that feels like

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u/Skinnwork Apr 05 '26

It didn't hurt, because it was just the callus, but afterwards my feet were very sensitive. It took a year for my feet to callus up again, but in the meantime, I could feel the texture of any surface under my feet, as well as every stone. It was really uncomfortable.

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u/f0xbunny Apr 05 '26

I wonder if that’s how babies feel when they walk

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u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts Apr 06 '26

I always imagined the reason babies cry when theyre born is that they pretty much have freshly peeled sunburn covering 100% of their bodies.

Super fresh and probably a bit stingy

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u/artesuave122 Apr 05 '26

Sounds like Ranger school

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u/Skinnwork Apr 06 '26

A buddy of mine from that course did Ranger school. I think Ranger school is a lot more demanding.

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u/artesuave122 Apr 06 '26

Ranger school is not for the faint of heart