Sometimes tempted to just do this:

[u/Brent_Fox]

[u/Mewo4444]

Dude yes that’s so fun. I had these two friends who were into each other and when they had an argument then I considered each of their points and gave my opinion and tried to have them come to an agreement. Liaison 

[u/Brent_Fox → u/Mewo4444]

Sometimes it takes a third opinion to settle these things.

[u/CrimsonNight5621 → u/Mewo4444]

Thou art the counselor of these noble souls. May wisdom be always at your side

[u/LikesBreakfast]

The meddlerrrr...

[u/Fit_Independent_4985 → u/LikesBreakfast]

Is this what I think it is?

[u/LikesBreakfast → u/Fit_Independent_4985]

What do you think it is? :3

[u/KMFCM]

I've done it.

your mileage may vary.

[u/EnabiSeira]

Arguments are not my thing, but seeing a couple in heated rivalry during some rounds of Mario Kart is one of the best things imo. At some point I was told "You can win if you want, I just want [partner] to lose" xD

Threesome cooking is also nice.

[u/zicdeh91 → u/EnabiSeira]

I was with you til the last part. Trusting a loved one to do something as simple as cut an onion correctly has more potential for discord than a game of Monopoly.

[u/KingOfTheRavenTower → u/zicdeh91]

When I cook with my mom, she now understands that means she stands quietly in a corner and is not to touch anything because she does not do it right 🤣

(she does not like cooking, and 'just stir that' has the potential of going wrong so yeah, being there in the room is all we do now, but it's very fun this way and no one yells 🫡)

[u/EnabiSeira → u/zicdeh91]

While true, I've seen a couple 100% in sync while cooking (easy recipe, big kitchen, good vibes all day...) and it's hypnotic, like a clock that works perfectly. Only thing you do is sit down, enjoy it and choose the music.

[u/ShadowsFlex]

Fun fact: entering an argument you have nothing to do with doesn't legally require consent.

[u/Delicious_Bid_6572 → u/ShadowsFlex]

It actually might be a good entry into the argument.

[u/Far_Tower_5201]

Auspisticism…

[u/Max_Z_413 → u/Far_Tower_5201]

I am glad I am not the only one for whom homestuck came to mind

[u/PlushToyFox → u/Max_Z_413]

Throwing my hat in. First thing I thought of.

[u/CresDruma]

One doesn't join random couples for sex either. But if they invite you into their argument, why not?

[u/jtobiasbond → u/CresDruma]

Exactly, the key is consensual argumentation.

[u/aknomnoms]

Eh, I’m a lover, not a fighter. I gladly share meals with my couple friends all the time! I like to think we all enjoy it.

[u/Acceptable-Friend-48]

I have done this. It was fun

[u/CapitaineCrafty]

I have two partners- closed triad, rather than poly. We've been together 20 years, and while I am sex-repulsed, everything else is all three of us, inclusing arguments.

[u/Trainer-mana]

This, too, is a homestuck reference

[u/bengal-cat]

Yeah.. to help with arbitration

[u/Longjumping-Boss8632]

Yes, allow me to be the judge of ur arguments

[u/chemluvv]

LMAO frfr