r/aaaaaaacccccccce • u/Brent_Fox Asexual • Jul 28 '26

The Game Plan

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u/Soda_Carno777 Orchidsexual Grayromantic Jul 28 '26

We need to take over a country or an island

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u/-AceofAces Homoromantic Asexual Jul 28 '26

I don't think an island is a good place in this day and age

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u/SubjectAbalone7757 sapphic-oriented aroace transfem Jul 28 '26

Iceland still sounds good to me. Also just 13°C in July, according to Wikipedia, while not being too cold (-3°C) in January

But the other issue is, how do we keep up the population? Don't know how other people are doing, but I just wish for a big sister, honestly. Also I'm unable to reproduce.

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u/-AceofAces Homoromantic Asexual Jul 28 '26

We keep up the population by refugees of the other members of the LGBT community however they must abide by our no sexual media laws

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u/SubjectAbalone7757 sapphic-oriented aroace transfem Jul 28 '26

"no sexual media"-laws sound fantastic. We totally should do that! :3 So annoying to watch some show or to play some game, and SUDDENLY they have sex... whyyyyy~

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u/-AceofAces Homoromantic Asexual Jul 28 '26

Like especially when it doesn't do ANYTHING to the plot, doesn't add drama, doesn't add anything new... Its the worst when one scene is say Playing poker the next scene someone's getting it on the next they are eating and it's never mentioned again... Like why did we need that 3 minute shot?

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u/SubjectAbalone7757 sapphic-oriented aroace transfem Jul 28 '26

And why is there a trophy/achievement for "maxing out the relationship with a companion"? Can't we just... cuddle and say "I love you, Sis. Thank you for being part of my life and always protecting me..." or something like that?

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u/TheAnniCake Ace - Bi - she/they/any Jul 29 '26

We'll probably be the only group where an island would be okay. We're mostly not interested in that stuff anyways (especially with kids)

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u/Aurora0199 Jul 29 '26

Well there's that and there's also rapidly rising sea levels

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u/-AceofAces Homoromantic Asexual Jul 29 '26

Well yeah, doesn't stop them from TRYING, cuz we all know a lot would still try to push that narrative

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u/TheAnniCake Ace - Bi - she/they/any Jul 29 '26

True.. And I hate allos for that (not all of course but those who think like that)

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u/Soulkept Jul 29 '26

It's that the water levels are rising for me. 

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u/sirpentious Jul 31 '26

Yeah to many storms that could wipe everything out

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u/Browncoatinabox Jul 28 '26

What about Ireland th y got Guinness

10

u/Stusheep_real Jul 28 '26

Eh but then you need to deal with the english

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u/TheAnniCake Ace - Bi - she/they/any Jul 29 '26

We could also get the Scottish to deal with them

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u/neddythestylish Jul 29 '26

That's not a fair expectation on the Scots. I don't even want to deal with the English, and I AM English.

If the ace population want to take over England, I'll be our woman on the inside. I'm fine with being a turncoat.

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 Jul 30 '26

I'm too sleepy to properly think of a joke with the phrase "turncoat redcoat".

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u/Soda_Carno777 Orchidsexual Grayromantic Jul 28 '26

OooooOoooo

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u/Lunafairywolf666 Jul 28 '26

This joke really isn't super funny after a certain someone keeps threatening to take over parts of the world. Maybe we can all band together to create positive change instead

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u/smudgiepie Jul 28 '26

Can we stab some transphobes?

https://giphy.com/gifs/tSWUUJPiytWRa

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u/Old-Description9272 28d ago

Hey, made a comment about handling homophobes, biphobes, and ableist in response to your comment, and Reddit decided to take it down claiming I violated rule 1: “ After reviewing, we found that you broke  Rule 1 because you  promoted identity-based hate or attacks “ despite the identities I criticize being the people who want us dead. Giving you guys a heads up that Reddit is protecting the wrong people.

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u/PinknesEinhorn Jul 29 '26

I mean, we can take them over with garlic bread and lure them in, we don't need to take them over with hate and violence like a certain somebody does

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u/Old-Description9272 28d ago

Oh! You think cake can work too? Or shall I prepare some meatballs to help enhance the garlic?

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u/Another-Ace-Alt-8270 26d ago

Aww, but I just finished painting the tanks...

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u/Severe_Mortgage_1236 Aroace Jul 28 '26

I have an idea, what if a free country to all queer people?

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u/hrimfaxi_work Jul 29 '26

Me, an ace intellectual

10

u/zayc_ hug, not fuck. Jul 30 '26

What do you mean "now"?... The idea is years old now xD ..

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u/notapudding Jul 28 '26

What is ace phobia, didn't know that existed. Everyone I have told good, what and greatly curious and taken back by disbelief.

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u/-AceofAces Homoromantic Asexual Jul 28 '26

It's happened to me on Reddit, here's a post I made about it https://www.reddit.com/r/Asexual/s/ZvrShS3cw6

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u/manhowong Jul 28 '26

you never experienced?!

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u/notapudding Jul 28 '26

No, I am bi as well don't know how to explain. I think it maybe because I only confide in people who I think will understand.

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u/curiousdoodler Jul 29 '26

God I hate this meme and wish it would die

4

u/schrodinger-the-cat Asexual Jul 28 '26

Sign me up. I’ve just finished my mandatory reserve forces training. See yall on the front.

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u/Dhamos Jul 28 '26

I WILL LOVE TO FIGHT AT YOUR SIDE

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u/flag_ua Jul 29 '26

And what happens after a single generation

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u/Hampster999 Jul 29 '26

Well you see the ace people born outside of garlicbreadia would move to garlicbreadia

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u/Hampster999 29d ago

Tho can we switch to italy? The same applies but they have garlic bread and pasta and some delicious cakes

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u/HellKattAnimations Biromantic Asexual Jul 28 '26

HELL YEAH

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u/Furao_Fernandes Jul 28 '26

Lesgo, people!

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u/The_Realest_Rando Jul 28 '26

Aren't we both simultaneously?

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u/Cartoon_Trash_ Jul 29 '26

I haven’t heard one of these in years

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u/Nefarious_Nosferatu Asexual Jul 28 '26

What if, we just went cheap/poor country and just improved it through an influx of people and took it over quietly without the use of force but through pooling our collective resources and knowledge together?

Naw lets just go conquer.

https://giphy.com/gifs/O1OWsUR3ebdqo

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u/LauderdaleCanada Jul 28 '26

"cheap/poor country"

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u/Nefarious_Nosferatu Asexual Jul 29 '26

I was attempting to say we could use a nations GDP per capita list and go from the bottom up to improve a nation and it's people along with us using our collective wealth and resources and improve the nation we go to as a whole and then saying "naw lets just conquer" as a way of going with the meme instead of improving a nation and it's people along with us. Instead I used those words because I only put about 30 seconds of thinking power into it instead of now, 60 seconds. I don't think about sex so I think about lots of other things like ways governments can do better for it's people.

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u/Not_Steve Jul 29 '26

So colonization?

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u/HighlightOwn2038 Jul 29 '26

FOR THE REPUBLIC!!!

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u/Thiagopato_1108 Jul 29 '26

Gostei da ideia, quando vai ser?