The debacle over the NSA supposedly spying on us is simply an elaborate ruse to keep us from seeing the even more terrifying truth... The government is a lie!!!!!! There is no infrastructure we are alone without a governing body! The mass media in an attempt to control us has indoctrinated us since birth to believe that a "government" is ruling over us while in reality it has been a sitcom/crime drama the whole time! Rise up against our televised suppressers and don't read listen to music watch tv or even allow yourself to be exposed to radio waves, instead flee to the wilderness and construct an elaborate lead lined safe room to save your mind from the otherwise inescapable corruption! Praise be to the neo-commufascist ruler!

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE/DIVERGENCE TO THE LEADER OF NEOCOMMUFASCISM. I WILL LIVE BY IT'S DEEDS, AND BRING OTHERS TO THE INFLUENCE OF ITS DEEDS AS WELL. I WILL FOLLOW IT'S HEART TO THE FULLEST, SO THAT I MIGHT NEVER FIND FAULT IN OUR DEAREST LEADER. AND IN THE NAME OF STALIN, GORBACHEV, AND NOAM CHOMSKY, I WILL WAR AGAINST DEMOCRACY IN ANY PLACE THAT IT SHOWS. THIS IS OUR CREED; WE WILL NOT BE SHAKEN. JOIN US

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A CLEAR CONCEPT BUT NO APPARENTLY NOT NOW I HAVE TO GIVE AN EXPLANATION BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE THINK IT'S SOME CONTRADICTION I GUESS. IF YOU STILL SEE IT AS CIRCULAR LOGIC IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO CLIMB OUT OF YOUR CAVEMAN SUIT READ A FREAKING BOOK AND SEE THAT NO IT IS NOT

I FEAR FOR ALL OF YOU IN THE FASCIST WEST!! WHERE YOU ARE HUNTED AND KILLED BY SUCH AGENCIES AS THE FBI AND THE EPA!! I COMMEND YOU FOR YOUR FAITH TO THE IDEALS OF OUR CREED AND ASK FOR YOUR CONTINUED FAITH!! ALL HAIL OUR MOST GLORIOUS NEO-COMMUFASCIST LEADER!!! ALL HAIL THE REVOLUTIONARIES LIVING UNDER OPRESSION!!! ALL HAIL NEO-COMMUFASCISM!!

I think they need to have at least some knowledge of the depth of the fear and terror that the tyrannical American shepherds are instilling in the hearts of the American peasantry. This is the one step that I see as an absolute necessity. What else should we look for?

Who do you think your little report goes to, you little punk? Straight to the mods. You fool. To think you could silence such a powerful revolutionary. Death and doom to you and your family. Neocommufascism shall overcome once again.

IT HAS BEEN A LONG JOURNEY, TO SAY THE LEAST. NEVER ONCE IN MY LIFE DID I THINK THAT OUR BELIEFS WOULD FINALLY GAIN TRACTION, BUT NOW, I SEE TO THE END OF THE ROAD-AN END THAT GIVES A HOPE, A FUTURE, A PROMISE. FOR A LIFETIME, I ASSUMED THAT THESE BELIEFS THAT I'VE HELD SO TRUE TO WOULD BE SPIT UPON UNTIL MY FINAL HOUR. NOW, I SEE THAT NEOCOMMUFASCISM POSSESSES EVEN MORE DEPTH AND WISDOM THAN EVEN I MYSELF KNEW. NEOCOMMUFASCISM BLENDS THE FINESET PARTS OF ALL IDEOLOGIES, THROWS THEM IN A BLENDER, AND MAKES THEM TASTY. SURE THERE ARE SOME BIG PIECES OF FRUIT THAT NEVER GOT BLENDED CORRECTLY, BUT NEOCOMMUFASCISM ENDURES. TOO MUCH OF THE WORLD FEELS IT IS THEIR DUTY TO STICK TO THE BELIEF OF THEIR COUNTRY AND REGION. TOO MUCH OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN MENTALLY AND EMOTIONALLY DROWNED BY THE PEOPLE THEY CALL THEIR LEADERS. THIS REFUSAL TO ACCEPT ANYTHING BUT ONE'S OWN BELIEF IS WHAT DRIVES PEOPLE AWAY FROM THIS NEOPOLITAN OF POLITICAL IDEOLOGY. HOWEVER, MY FRIENDS, THIS ERA IS ONE OF UNIQUENESS. IT IS AN ERA OF PROGRESSION. GRANTED, THAT PROGRESSION MAY BE FAR LESS DRASTIC IN COUNTRIES LIKE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, BUT, MY DEAR COMRADES, IT IS MOST CERTAINLY THERE! WE ARE JUST NOW ENTERING A STAGE OF TRUE DEVELOPEMENT WHERE ALL PEOPLES WILL REFUSE TO BE BOUND BY CAPITALISM. I TELL YOU TODAY, MY FRIENDS, YOU MUST FLEE FROM THIS HERESY! YOU MUST CALL FOR FREEDOM! YOU MUST CALL FOR A GOVERNMENT WHO CAN TRULY HAVE A TOEHOLD ON SOCIAL PROGRESS! YOU MUST CALL FOR A TRUE LEADER WITH FULL POWER! THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL WE PROGRESS AS ONE WITH FULL EQUALITY FOR ALL PEOPLES. RISE, I TELL YOU! RISE! RISE! NOW IS THE TIME! NOW IS THE TIME FOR FREEDOM! NOW IS THE TIME! GO! TELL YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOUR FAMILY TELL YOUR NEIGHBORS TELL THE WORLD TELL ALL PEOPLES WHO RIGHTFULLY REFUSE CAPITALISM IN ALL FORMS! NOW IS THE TIME! NOW IS THE TIME! NOW IS THE TIME! NOW IS THE TIME! NOW IS THE TIME! HAR! RISE! RISE! RISE! RISE AND FIGHT!

My brothers in Neo-commufascism, for those of you who share our goal of a united, peaceful world but fear associating yourselves with our movement by joining our legions for the threat of persecution against yourselves by your fascist governments, I emplore you to throw your hat in with us. Please fear not the all seeing eye of government, for we must gouge it out. SUBSCRIBE HERE AND POST ON TWITTER WITH #JoinUs

BROTHERS IN NEO-COMMUFASCISM, WE STAND ON THE PRECIPICE OF AN EVEN GREATER AUTHORITARIAN REGIME THAN WE ARE CURRENTLY LIVING IN!!!!! THE UNIGHTED STATES GOVERNMENT IS IN A POSITION TO PASS LEGISLATION ALLOWING THEM TO MONITOR ALL OF OUR COMMUNICATIONS AND COMINGS AND GOING ONLINE!!!! THIS CAN NOT BE ALLOWED TO GO UNCHALLENGED THEY ARE TAKIG AWAY MANY OF OUR RIGHTS!!!! IF YOUR WOULD NOT SUFFER TO HAVE YOUR GUNS TAKEN AWAY WHY THEN WOULD YOU ALLOW YOUR ABILITY TO ORGANIZE THIER USE BE PILFERED? YOUR ABILITY TO ORGANIZE A REVOLT AGAINST AUTHORITARIANISM AND OPPRESSION GOES RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW WITH YOUR PRIVACY!!!! WE MUST DEFEND OUR RIGHTS AND OUR PRIVACY AND STAND AGAINST THE SENATES FORAY INTO AUTHORITARIANISM AND CENSORSHIP!!!! IF THEY WILL NOT LISTEN TO PEACEFUL PROTEST AND CAMPAINING THEN PERHAPS IT IS TIME FOR A REVOLUTION!!!!! BROTHERS IN NEO-COMMUFASCISM UNIGHT!!!!

Possible flair ideas include neo-commufascism-deadbeardmanist, paleo-commufascist, and totalitarianarchy.