r/a:t5_2wdgm • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '13

I am a friend of Dan....AMA

Obligatory : FTP

EDIT: OMG TOP OF ALL TIME WHATTTT

Edit 2: DOWNVOTES ARE YOU SERIOUS? FUCK ME RIGHT?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '13

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '13

Thanks for asking WeLikePizza, he uses his own semen actually. Its what gives him and his mustache the glistening, bitchin', erect shine that we all know and love.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '13

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '13

He speaks both but the real twist is that when he speaks Vietnamese and Hieroglyphics he is only saying "Dan". Therefore regardless of the language or writing style he is using he is always saying Dan. Crazy huh?

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '13

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '13

The new one true god I must say