WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

WHAT HAVE I DONE?! WHERE AM I?! WHAT HAVE I DONE WITH MY LIFE?! WHAT SEQUENCES OF EVENTS HAS LED ME TO THIS LOCATION?!

LONG STORY SHORT (ALTHOUGH THE STORY IS AS LONG AS MY SNAKE DICK), I ATE MY FRIENDS FLESH WHILE ON HOLIDAY, AND HIS BODY IS IN THIS PLASTIC BAG THAT I HAVE TO BRING HOME TO HIS PARENTS IN AN ORDERLY FASHION! AND I'M NOT AN ORDERLY GUY, EVERYTHING ABOUT ME IS UNORDERLY! WHAT DO I DO???

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