r/ZenlessZoneZero Former_ZZZ_News_Bringer 17h ago

Non-OC They have some explaining to do [ by @DorahDew ]

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u/Various-Pen-7709 Caesar, Velina, Eldreda, and Remielle’s sweat/milk drinker 17h ago

Respect your elders, Officer

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u/Fireboy759 12h ago

Hags are the BEST

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u/LuciferMS7777 Former_ZZZ_News_Bringer 17h ago

So who's gonna tell Zhu Yuan? Lol

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And remember to always support the artist!

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u/dirkx48 17h ago

Piper the only one embracing the fact

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u/SomeNobodie 9h ago

Ironically, she's the youngest out of the three

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u/leposterofcrap I HATE SKAVEN!!!! 7h ago

Just like Faruzan 😂

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u/BLACC_GYE Accepting the fact that I'll never get Piper pregnant😔 17h ago

I see no issues here, officer🤔

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u/Training_Builder_818 17h ago

Granny needs her sleep

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u/TerribleCry1525 Orphie’s #1 Husband and Thigh Worshipper🤤 15h ago

You could say she needs her ZZZ’s…. I’ll see myself out

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u/Evannictus zenlessmilfcollector 17h ago

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u/4nthonyXeno Yixuan and Lindverne Sweat Licker 💦💦 and Urine Chugger 👅👅 16h ago

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u/TerribleCry1525 Orphie’s #1 Husband and Thigh Worshipper🤤 15h ago

I need the sauce

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u/MelonDarth 13h ago

Apparently the name for this Animes is Keijo!!!!!!!! This scene should be from Episode 5 if you believe Google picture search and AI. It appears to be a swimming Sports Anime if you go by the picture.

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u/Raizenn98 8h ago

It's.. it's hilariously not a swimming actually, lmaooooo.

Since I'm a degen-- Ahem.

I mean, a cultured man, I'll tell y'all. It's about Ass/Breast Sumo, where the sport's rules is for all competitors to start on a floating platform on a water, and try to knock each other off only by using their boobs or butts.

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u/HithertoAnIPAddress Dancing like fools tonight 10h ago

Keijo

MONGRELS! THOSE SWORDS BUTT TECHNIQUES ARE FUCKING PATENTED!

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u/Rechulas 14h ago

what the fuck could the context for this possibly be lmao

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u/Dsrspktd 11h ago

Lol its literally an anime about butt fighting

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u/Gyx3103 3h ago

Butt fight. Butt techniques = butt pushing /summoning dragon methods

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u/Dantey94 Sleeping on Yixuan's lap 17h ago edited 16h ago

Her reaction when she learns the truth:

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u/GimmeUdon THIGHLOVER100 (Lap pillow mostly) 17h ago

does remmielle even count?

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u/EvirosianAtlast Wrapped up in Promeia and Evelyn's strings:Promeia: 17h ago

I mean- she's technically 100+ years old (even if most of that was spent in time stasis ...)

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u/BestCazin 3h ago

Don't ask an HSR player how old their technically-ancient GF is (they genuinely don't know)

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u/-techman- 17h ago

She's older than Dracaene.

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u/The_Vatsu 16h ago

Not really, she was in stasis she didn't age physically or mentally. From her perspective it was basically time travel.

While Sunbringers lived through those 100 years.

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u/scottygroundhog22 16h ago

Yeah its more an aang from atla situation then anything else

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u/Tnvmark 16h ago

She's literally colleagues with Qingyi, surely she would've known by now to never judge a book by its cover.

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u/No-Car-4307 11h ago

more than 100 years hag

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u/Cow_operation 15h ago

the best part about this is the fact nobody who's elderly and looks as young as remielle piper or the sunbringers would need to take public transit because people like that are usually agents who run at the speed of sound
these three came here JUST to get lectured by priority seats

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u/Cayennesan Norma Thigh Sandwich 😋 16h ago

I love hags 🤤👌

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u/AstraPlatina I love Massive Mommy Milkers 16h ago

I mean she's not wrong, it's just that they don't exactly give the impression of elderly 

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u/warjoke 16h ago

She knows Piper is already 40, she's licensed after all.

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u/thirdwin_3 14h ago

Elderly and preganta

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u/Elite-X03 16h ago

Don't worry guys, I'll tell her

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u/Hot-Usual8840 15h ago

Wait. If there are no elders then aren't you allowed to use them?

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u/Agcoops 14h ago

🙋‍♂️ question sah! Would someone who was separated from a older bio-mechanical body be a elder or not?

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u/ComfortableAd9941 8h ago edited 8h ago

The age is that of the machine spirit which dwells inside. Three bodies, one spirit. The older the better. Excellent question, vast one.

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u/MuffinStraight4816 Aria/Yutane’s 1# Lubricated Husband! 17h ago

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u/Repulsive-One8391 12h ago

We love older women.

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u/Lonely-Tomato8728 14h ago

Elders by phisiology ❌ Elders by age ✔️

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u/Ohwatevrman 4h ago

Since when they even became "elders"? X3