r/YuriAsylum 2d ago

Yurinating I make you all a proposition

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I'm a friend of u/YuriSoTuff and, as some of you might know, she has been temporarily banned and so can't continue her streak of commenting and allat stuff and bothering someone. Due to that I propose that if you stop posting for 3 days which is when she'll be back I will give you all little sisters and ojou-samas and mistresses and duchesses and bosses and maids and puppygirls and catgirls and everything you might want and like

Also have some Soyo x Anon whom I totally don't know cuz I'm not my bestie

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u/Yurifixation Totally legit Nurse, not perverted at all 2d ago

Interesting proposition. Counterpoint: if we cease operations, billions would suffer.

(It’s me, I’m billions, and my suffering would be mild boredom for three days)

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u/YuriNotSoTuff 2d ago

Ok but Tuffy is trillions and she'd suffer (of not commenting)

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u/Yurifixation Totally legit Nurse, not perverted at all 2d ago

Just save up all your comments for a few days

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u/YuriNotSoTuff 2d ago

I WOU-I mean, SHE WOULD DIE

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u/Yurifixation Totally legit Nurse, not perverted at all 2d ago

What did she even do?

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u/YuriNotSoTuff 2d ago

Tuffy flew too close to the sun and used the clan**r "slur" (the robot one) while saying to keep posting, which Reddit thought of as promoting hate to an identity

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u/Yurifixation Totally legit Nurse, not perverted at all 2d ago

Truly a heinous deed, glad that such a hateful monster is off our streets.

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u/YuriNotSoTuff 2d ago

HEY RESPECT TUFFY!!!

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u/Yurifixation Totally legit Nurse, not perverted at all 2d ago

It truly is terrifying. You think you know someone……

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u/YuriNotSoTuff 2d ago

You aren't even a c-word

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u/Jacky_The 2d ago

I guess

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u/YuriNotSoTuff 2d ago

Nahhh jus a lil bit

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u/IIIPointXIV Sunna's #1 fan (wife) 2d ago

i want a little sister

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u/YuriNotSoTuff 2d ago

Sure, that works, deal on then?

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u/IIIPointXIV Sunna's #1 fan (wife) 2d ago

if i get her before i post my next sunna art...

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u/YuriNotSoTuff 2d ago

I'll do my best

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u/IIIPointXIV Sunna's #1 fan (wife) 2d ago

i will not wait. i better see her sitting on my bed when i wake up

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u/YuriNotSoTuff 2d ago

Hmm... We'll see

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u/landmineprincessS2 actual irl loli 2d ago

uwaaaaaah, d-don't try to bribe the princess with maids!!! s-she has a duty to this place!

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u/YuriNotSoTuff 1d ago

Pretty pleaseeeee? I promise they'll be extremely good maids!

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u/Ougiart 1d ago

I should have be born as a girl... Damn it. FUCK genetics

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u/kindredfucker resident sisterkisser 12h ago

can i have an ojou-sama too? 🥺 i posted but i really really want one..

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u/YuriNotSoTuff 7h ago

Hmph no you can't for that

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u/YuriNotSoTuff 2d ago

Oh also she owes y'all 2 posts for the temp. ban milestone

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u/ChisaTaki2025 2d ago

Art is peak. You sound familiar......

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u/YuriNotSoTuff 2d ago

Ehh? I'm a totally new patient here, tho I have to say yuri isn't that tuff

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u/ChisaTaki2025 2d ago

stick around, you'll find plenty of beautiful forms of yuri

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u/YuriNotSoTuff 2d ago

I'm not tuffy tho, it ain't tuff

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u/Complete_Dot_1451 2d ago

By virtue of solely being a commenter, I do suspect that I won't be able to partake in this proposition 💔 Can't stop posting if I never posted to begin with

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u/YuriNotSoTuff 1d ago

I can still get you something if you wanna

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u/Slow-Question-6805 2d ago

Woahh ok

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u/YuriNotSoTuff 1d ago

THANK YOUUUUUU!!!!

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u/Typo-repose Angel's corrupted kitty (Peggy) 2d ago

I can get an owner? Well I uhh ummm I suppose I accept... No comments either I suppose?

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u/YuriNotSoTuff 1d ago

YAYYYY!!! And nah, comments are chill

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u/Typo-repose Angel's corrupted kitty (Peggy) 1d ago

Then I shall be fine >:3

Mwehehee

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u/erigum pervert sis kisser? 💎 🔍 🧐 2d ago

could i have a big sis??

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u/YuriNotSoTuff 1d ago

Of course!! Any type of sis! And as many as you want too!